Braden Longstreth
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Was walking down the bathroom stairs at the hyperpop concert and thought for a second "am I in the right bathroom? Ill wait for someone to come out" and then someone did and I thought "I don’t know why I thought I would get any information from that"
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Was walking down the bathroom stairs at the hyperpop concert and thought for a second "am I in the right bathroom? Ill wait for someone to come out" and then someone did and I thought "I don’t know why I thought I would get any information from that"
Had the "teeth falling out dream" last night but had one brief moment lucid enough to force myself awake and when I came to half asleep and felt that they were all there I popped off.
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Had the "teeth falling out dream" last night but had one brief moment lucid enough to force myself awake and when I came to half asleep and felt that they were all there I popped off.
The lion is not concerned with street cleaning enforcement
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The lion is not concerned with street cleaning enforcement
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
IT'S PRONOUNCED "YOU DOUBLE YOU" RAHHHHHHHHH
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
IT'S PRONOUNCED "YOU DOUBLE YOU" RAHHHHHHHHH
An old coworker just texted me to talk about how good this album is. The last time this coworker texted me was two years ago when she told me she never wanted to hear from me again. This album is insane.
I got so unbelievably hyped for the Danny Brown hyperpop album that I realized all it could do was disappoint me and I internalized that thought so much to the point that I believed it and it circled back around and it ended up being better than I could have imagined.
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
An old coworker just texted me to talk about how good this album is. The last time this coworker texted me was two years ago when she told me she never wanted to hear from me again. This album is insane.
I got so unbelievably hyped for the Danny Brown hyperpop album that I realized all it could do was disappoint me and I internalized that thought so much to the point that I believed it and it circled back around and it ended up being better than I could have imagined.
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I got so unbelievably hyped for the Danny Brown hyperpop album that I realized all it could do was disappoint me and I internalized that thought so much to the point that I believed it and it circled back around and it ended up being better than I could have imagined.
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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
Owner of my job walked into his girlfriend of four and a half years in bed with another man on Saturday so bar manager and I are replacing all the polaroids she was in with ones of this nature.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Owner of my job walked into his girlfriend of four and a half years in bed with another man on Saturday so bar manager and I are replacing all the polaroids she was in with ones of this nature.
Tonight, we are all Virginians.
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Tonight, we are all Virginians.
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Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
I used to say that the difference between me and dick cheney is that I was able to finish my degree from the University of Wisconsin-Madison but now the difference between us is that I am alive.
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I used to say that the difference between me and dick cheney is that I was able to finish my degree from the University of Wisconsin-Madison but now the difference between us is that I am alive.
This is maybe the greatest World Series ending of all time and the Dodgers are gonna win and I am never going to recover.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is maybe the greatest World Series ending of all time and the Dodgers are gonna win and I am never going to recover.
TIE GAME BOTTOM OF THE NINTH WORLD SERIES GAME 7 BASES LOADED AND A WISCONSINITE IS AT BAT
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
TIE GAME BOTTOM OF THE NINTH WORLD SERIES GAME 7 BASES LOADED AND A WISCONSINITE IS AT BAT
Fun hack for this weekend: if you see a bartender not dressed up this weekend, you can say, "what are you dressed as, a sexy bartender?"
November 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Fun hack for this weekend: if you see a bartender not dressed up this weekend, you can say, "what are you dressed as, a sexy bartender?"
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as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
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I know it’s not the biggest problem right now, but sometimes a Jeopardy! clue about youth culture escapes containment and then Jeopardy! has me post about it on Instagram and then people call me unc. :(
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I know it’s not the biggest problem right now, but sometimes a Jeopardy! clue about youth culture escapes containment and then Jeopardy! has me post about it on Instagram and then people call me unc. :(
Uh oh, I think I like this game actually.
You have to use up a significant portion of your only resource in a game that doesn't have any consumable items, so you can never replenish said resource.
This game is......not fun.
This game is......not fun.
October 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Uh oh, I think I like this game actually.
Just learned that in Zelda II, if you use your shield spell, you can't jump as high, meaning you have to use your jump spell to hit the standard jump height lmao this game sucks.
October 17, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Just learned that in Zelda II, if you use your shield spell, you can't jump as high, meaning you have to use your jump spell to hit the standard jump height lmao this game sucks.
Last year, I posted a take where I said, "I don't care who your favorite rapper's favorite rapper is because your favorite rapper's favorite artist is not a rapper, your favorite rapper's favorite artist is Sade", but D'Angelo is very much in that conversation.
October 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Last year, I posted a take where I said, "I don't care who your favorite rapper's favorite rapper is because your favorite rapper's favorite artist is not a rapper, your favorite rapper's favorite artist is Sade", but D'Angelo is very much in that conversation.
A video of me closing at one of my old jobs dancing to D'Angelo thinking about how happy I am.
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
A video of me closing at one of my old jobs dancing to D'Angelo thinking about how happy I am.
Was playing TF2 a couple days ago and someone was raging in chat and then raged at me when I killed them so I said "get rekt" and they said "oh nevermind you're ancient" lmao I love being in my late 20s.
October 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Was playing TF2 a couple days ago and someone was raging in chat and then raged at me when I killed them so I said "get rekt" and they said "oh nevermind you're ancient" lmao I love being in my late 20s.
Listened to Saturation III again today. Nothing makes me feel white guilt worse than the fact that that I think that album is fucking great.
October 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Listened to Saturation III again today. Nothing makes me feel white guilt worse than the fact that that I think that album is fucking great.
DA MILWAUKEE HANDSHAKE FOR DA BREWERS WIN FLY THE L MOTHAFUCKAAAS
October 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
DA MILWAUKEE HANDSHAKE FOR DA BREWERS WIN FLY THE L MOTHAFUCKAAAS