Braden Longstreth
@longstreth-face.bsky.social
IT'S PRONOUNCED "YOU DOUBLE YOU" RAHHHHHHHHH
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
IT'S PRONOUNCED "YOU DOUBLE YOU" RAHHHHHHHHH
Owner of my job walked into his girlfriend of four and a half years in bed with another man on Saturday so bar manager and I are replacing all the polaroids she was in with ones of this nature.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Owner of my job walked into his girlfriend of four and a half years in bed with another man on Saturday so bar manager and I are replacing all the polaroids she was in with ones of this nature.
Not me tho, im dressed as Tiger Woods
November 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Not me tho, im dressed as Tiger Woods
I feel really stupid, cause every time I listen to Miseducation and hear this song, I think, "hey that's the same name as that SiR song!"
It's almost like he was giving us some kind of clue 🤔🤔🤔
It's almost like he was giving us some kind of clue 🤔🤔🤔
October 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I feel really stupid, cause every time I listen to Miseducation and hear this song, I think, "hey that's the same name as that SiR song!"
It's almost like he was giving us some kind of clue 🤔🤔🤔
It's almost like he was giving us some kind of clue 🤔🤔🤔
Last year, I posted a take where I said, "I don't care who your favorite rapper's favorite rapper is because your favorite rapper's favorite artist is not a rapper, your favorite rapper's favorite artist is Sade", but D'Angelo is very much in that conversation.
October 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Last year, I posted a take where I said, "I don't care who your favorite rapper's favorite rapper is because your favorite rapper's favorite artist is not a rapper, your favorite rapper's favorite artist is Sade", but D'Angelo is very much in that conversation.
A video of me closing at one of my old jobs dancing to D'Angelo thinking about how happy I am.
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
A video of me closing at one of my old jobs dancing to D'Angelo thinking about how happy I am.
Bonus fact, I am currently serving a temporary ban from the bar where that video was taken.
October 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Bonus fact, I am currently serving a temporary ban from the bar where that video was taken.
DA MILWAUKEE HANDSHAKE FOR DA BREWERS WIN FLY THE L MOTHAFUCKAAAS
October 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
DA MILWAUKEE HANDSHAKE FOR DA BREWERS WIN FLY THE L MOTHAFUCKAAAS
For sister wedding/for Philadelphia Phillies eliminated from postseason
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
For sister wedding/for Philadelphia Phillies eliminated from postseason
Tried to look up this image on google and the first thing that came up was "Wisconsin Suicide Prevention"
September 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Tried to look up this image on google and the first thing that came up was "Wisconsin Suicide Prevention"
Me watching Micah Parsons first sack as a Packer.
September 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Me watching Micah Parsons first sack as a Packer.
They raided StreamEast and now I gotta interact with real people :/
September 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
They raided StreamEast and now I gotta interact with real people :/
Kendrick having his Kurt Schilling tournament but without the being a racist.
August 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Kendrick having his Kurt Schilling tournament but without the being a racist.
At the perfect level of drumk for this song rn (zero drinks in)
August 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
At the perfect level of drumk for this song rn (zero drinks in)
Nothing like drinking a Miller Lite to remind you how much Miller Lite fucking sucks rip Bob.
August 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Nothing like drinking a Miller Lite to remind you how much Miller Lite fucking sucks rip Bob.
View from the office today
August 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
View from the office today
Doesn't get much more local than that.
August 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Doesn't get much more local than that.
Parked in a two hour zone and if I get a parking ticket from waiting in this line im going to kill myself.
August 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Parked in a two hour zone and if I get a parking ticket from waiting in this line im going to kill myself.
Left my shithole job with a racist owner and one week later now I'm eating Cameroonian food in the rain. Never give up.
August 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Left my shithole job with a racist owner and one week later now I'm eating Cameroonian food in the rain. Never give up.
wonder how he's doin
August 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
wonder how he's doin
Don't think I'm ever gonna do that again. Here's an approximation of how long it took me to get to each level grouping vs relative XP share.
August 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Don't think I'm ever gonna do that again. Here's an approximation of how long it took me to get to each level grouping vs relative XP share.
Finally prestiged in TF2. Neat.
August 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Finally prestiged in TF2. Neat.
Crafts projects :)
I can only assume Jake Irvin had an era under 9 for the game :))))))
I can only assume Jake Irvin had an era under 9 for the game :))))))
August 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Crafts projects :)
I can only assume Jake Irvin had an era under 9 for the game :))))))
I can only assume Jake Irvin had an era under 9 for the game :))))))