larm ipsum
@longlivelarm.bsky.social
art, petty bitching, adventures on public transit
Wait so Ballard got renewed and Countdown was canceled?! FASCINATING
October 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Wait so Ballard got renewed and Countdown was canceled?! FASCINATING
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Can't get over that Conclave twist. WOWZA
August 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Can't get over that Conclave twist. WOWZA
Movie you've watched more than 6x using a gif (no Disney, Star Wars, LOTR, or Star Trek).
June 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Movie you've watched more than 6x using a gif (no Disney, Star Wars, LOTR, or Star Trek).
I just... i can't believe that we were in the middle of negotiations and did this. It's so incredibly shitty. So shameful.
June 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I just... i can't believe that we were in the middle of negotiations and did this. It's so incredibly shitty. So shameful.
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I tried to join bluesky tonight so i could be plugged in for WW3 and instead find out i made this account and forgot all about it. Anyway happy global crisis everybody
June 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I tried to join bluesky tonight so i could be plugged in for WW3 and instead find out i made this account and forgot all about it. Anyway happy global crisis everybody
I can't believe Omega got Crosshair AND her dog off that planet, except I can bc this is SW *sobs* #BadBatch
February 21, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I can't believe Omega got Crosshair AND her dog off that planet, except I can bc this is SW *sobs* #BadBatch
Me guzzling water from the fountain next to bagge claim: OH RIGHT THAT'S WHAT WATER TASTES LIKE
January 28, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Me guzzling water from the fountain next to bagge claim: OH RIGHT THAT'S WHAT WATER TASTES LIKE
I'm crying like a baby coming home from the bar ♫
January 26, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I'm crying like a baby coming home from the bar ♫
this is hilarious
January 23, 2024 at 2:37 AM
this is hilarious
When Cole cries out in agony after killing the Triad.... that was A Moment for teen me
January 21, 2024 at 11:11 PM
When Cole cries out in agony after killing the Triad.... that was A Moment for teen me
me eating chia pudding and turkey bacon i forgot about from a work breakfast that i abandoned in my car 10 hours ago: I am normal. It is winter.
January 18, 2024 at 2:41 AM
me eating chia pudding and turkey bacon i forgot about from a work breakfast that i abandoned in my car 10 hours ago: I am normal. It is winter.
my sister brought me a delicious matcha waffle yesterday!! i sent this pic (+ description) to my uncle and he replied "They put avocado on everything now"
January 3, 2024 at 3:08 PM
my sister brought me a delicious matcha waffle yesterday!! i sent this pic (+ description) to my uncle and he replied "They put avocado on everything now"
Taping up the broken sharp plastic pieces jutting out of my laundry basket shouldn't give me the same endorophin rush as completing a whole load of laundry AND YET///
fuck i still have a whole load of laundry to do
fuck i still have a whole load of laundry to do
December 31, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Taping up the broken sharp plastic pieces jutting out of my laundry basket shouldn't give me the same endorophin rush as completing a whole load of laundry AND YET///
fuck i still have a whole load of laundry to do
fuck i still have a whole load of laundry to do
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A thing to understand about me is that I do not now know, nor have i ever in fact known, how to be normal, about anything. I absolutely, positively, eventually or immediately, will make it weird.
December 22, 2023 at 7:00 AM
A thing to understand about me is that I do not now know, nor have i ever in fact known, how to be normal, about anything. I absolutely, positively, eventually or immediately, will make it weird.
It's 2am, garlic fried rice time!!!
December 7, 2023 at 11:20 AM
It's 2am, garlic fried rice time!!!
Hm, wonder if that edible hit yet, I muse as i pour out milk for cookies and milk, a snack i never eat.
December 1, 2023 at 12:07 PM
Hm, wonder if that edible hit yet, I muse as i pour out milk for cookies and milk, a snack i never eat.
Proselytizing with audio equipment should be illegal
November 25, 2023 at 9:39 PM
Proselytizing with audio equipment should be illegal
i finally turned the gears on something that's been bothering me for over a week and i feel 30% less guiltridden,,,,
November 16, 2023 at 3:41 PM
i finally turned the gears on something that's been bothering me for over a week and i feel 30% less guiltridden,,,,
OMG!!! it's the first drops of the long-awaited rain!!!
November 15, 2023 at 7:22 PM
OMG!!! it's the first drops of the long-awaited rain!!!
this Moderna princess is getting a Pfizer dose for the first time!!
November 13, 2023 at 6:49 PM
this Moderna princess is getting a Pfizer dose for the first time!!
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"Several students are reeling from the effects of the book, which contained thousands of highly toxic words, sentences, and even chapters."
Florida Students Locked In Decontamination Chamber After Exposure To Book
NAPLES, FL—Warning that the dangerous contaminant could have easily killed someone if the proper precautions had not been taken, students at a Florida high school were reportedly locked in a deconta...
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October 27, 2023 at 2:08 PM
"Several students are reeling from the effects of the book, which contained thousands of highly toxic words, sentences, and even chapters."
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As always, please check your kids candy. We found an M18A1 Claymore anti-personnel mine in a bag of fun size M&M's #halloween #safety
October 31, 2023 at 4:04 PM
As always, please check your kids candy. We found an M18A1 Claymore anti-personnel mine in a bag of fun size M&M's #halloween #safety