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Taylor Swift (8 feet tall, limbs the length of anacondas) remains silent on the White House using her music. Meanwhile, Sabrina Carpenter (3 feet tall, fists too tiny to hold ladybugs) is charging headfirst at ICE, ready to pummel any rent-a-Nazi that dares to speak her name.
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Well, it seems very likely that Pebbles has cancer. I have a cost estimate on just the tests it will take to be sure & to learn if it’s operable and…it’s a fucking doozy. For anyone interested in helping us, please keep an eye out for an update on my funding plans 💛 I’ll be posting ASAP!
January 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Wow! Leatherbound edition of The Eye of the World by Dragonsteel announced!

Beautiful!

What an amazing day for #TheWheelOfTime fans!

- Innkeeper Anas
December 6, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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We've been revealing some of the internal art for the forthcoming The Devils: icon-influenced renderings of the central characters by Joel Daniel Philips. The standard hardcover will have four of these in colour on the endpapers, four in black and white internally. Here's worst princess ever, Alex.
November 11, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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My phone just auto corrected "trauma dumping" to "trauma dumpling," so I painted this in case anyone would like a visual of my mental state.

How's everyone else doing?
November 7, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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I need one of those stamps they have for teslas that say ‘I liked them before elon’ but for my dogs
November 13, 2024 at 12:19 PM