Lokelani🎀
@lokelaniroses.bsky.social
🏳️🌈, Kanaka ʻōiwi, BJJ blue belt
I’m telling everyone I’m glad Madame President Michelle Obama is the real one who brought back TikTok and has made America great again. Exact same verbatim stuff, but with her name. Blablabla sheeple blablabla mamas home blablabla kinda thing cause why not
January 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’m telling everyone I’m glad Madame President Michelle Obama is the real one who brought back TikTok and has made America great again. Exact same verbatim stuff, but with her name. Blablabla sheeple blablabla mamas home blablabla kinda thing cause why not
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January 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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This turns out to have not been a particularly tricky prediction.
I for one am excited for TikTok to show me a splashy "The US GOVERNMENT HAS DESTROYED EVERYTHING YOU LOVE" screen when I open the app next week followed by Donald Trump crawling through glass to get it back because it helped get him elected thus solidifying him as a HERO OF THE EVERYDAY AMERICAN.
January 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This turns out to have not been a particularly tricky prediction.
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To all of those who have asked, I will not be acknowledging the Inauguration on January 20th.
January 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
To all of those who have asked, I will not be acknowledging the Inauguration on January 20th.
I’m just staying here to see what it becomes. I’m kinda sad about this whole TikTok ban thing
I’m more irritated this was the finale message
I’m more irritated this was the finale message
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m just staying here to see what it becomes. I’m kinda sad about this whole TikTok ban thing
I’m more irritated this was the finale message
I’m more irritated this was the finale message
Teaching children about emotional regulation while having to learn it yourself is difficult. It’s so difficult. But I’m hoping they have a better chance than I did at that age. I’m worn out. Working from home full time with a toddler is hard, having an emotional preteen is hard. It’s hard.
January 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Teaching children about emotional regulation while having to learn it yourself is difficult. It’s so difficult. But I’m hoping they have a better chance than I did at that age. I’m worn out. Working from home full time with a toddler is hard, having an emotional preteen is hard. It’s hard.
I prayed to Ku and Pele about a specific person I’m having issues with, and I’ve got a gooooood feeling they’ll answer 🙌🏽
January 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I prayed to Ku and Pele about a specific person I’m having issues with, and I’ve got a gooooood feeling they’ll answer 🙌🏽
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Jimmy Carter was a good and great man
January 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Jimmy Carter was a good and great man
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"If a woman fancies that she looks better or feels better in men's clothes, there is no reason why she may not indulge in so harmless a fancy."
The illustrated book of manners: a manual of good behavior and polite accomplishments by R. De Valcourt, 1866.
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The illustrated book of manners: a manual of good behavior and polite accomplishments by R. De Valcourt, 1866.
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January 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"If a woman fancies that she looks better or feels better in men's clothes, there is no reason why she may not indulge in so harmless a fancy."
The illustrated book of manners: a manual of good behavior and polite accomplishments by R. De Valcourt, 1866.
archive.org/details/illu...
The illustrated book of manners: a manual of good behavior and polite accomplishments by R. De Valcourt, 1866.
archive.org/details/illu...
My 4yo got a Lego set - and tell me why grandpa pig looks like a leather daddy? Did no one at Lego go “maybe make his pants a different colour or give his shirt some stripes”
January 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My 4yo got a Lego set - and tell me why grandpa pig looks like a leather daddy? Did no one at Lego go “maybe make his pants a different colour or give his shirt some stripes”
Sometimes I open up BG3 in a file that’s got access to the monastery just to have my character go to an area where I can look at everything, turn up the volume so can hear the birds chirping and the breeze in the trees. It’s insanely soothing and apart of why I’ve got so many logged game hours
Do you ever just casually walk through a town/city in a video game and just admire it?
January 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Sometimes I open up BG3 in a file that’s got access to the monastery just to have my character go to an area where I can look at everything, turn up the volume so can hear the birds chirping and the breeze in the trees. It’s insanely soothing and apart of why I’ve got so many logged game hours
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#BJJ tip of the day: Every position has a “point of no return” where certain techniques are no longer viable. Don’t make the mistake of insisting on a move that isn’t there.
January 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
#BJJ tip of the day: Every position has a “point of no return” where certain techniques are no longer viable. Don’t make the mistake of insisting on a move that isn’t there.
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What is this weird hipster bullshit about Monday Night raw?
“In the trenches” = refused to stop watching dog shit TV that only changed because the chief writer and chairman of the WWE was accused of human trafficking and sexual assault by an employee to finally take the book away from him.
“In the trenches” = refused to stop watching dog shit TV that only changed because the chief writer and chairman of the WWE was accused of human trafficking and sexual assault by an employee to finally take the book away from him.
January 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
What is this weird hipster bullshit about Monday Night raw?
“In the trenches” = refused to stop watching dog shit TV that only changed because the chief writer and chairman of the WWE was accused of human trafficking and sexual assault by an employee to finally take the book away from him.
“In the trenches” = refused to stop watching dog shit TV that only changed because the chief writer and chairman of the WWE was accused of human trafficking and sexual assault by an employee to finally take the book away from him.
Why do people get all up in arms when a trans woman participates in women’s sports, but when trans men participate in men’s sports there’s nothing? Why do more people care about ONLY that in women’s sports, but don’t support women’s sports in any other way? - signed a high testosterone woman
January 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Why do people get all up in arms when a trans woman participates in women’s sports, but when trans men participate in men’s sports there’s nothing? Why do more people care about ONLY that in women’s sports, but don’t support women’s sports in any other way? - signed a high testosterone woman
I just want another night like this, and not think about the feeling of impending doom.
January 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I just want another night like this, and not think about the feeling of impending doom.
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God grant me the arrogance and entitlement of an old white man in my inbox trying to push me out of a project that was my idea and my work
Not today, Satan.
Not today, Satan.
January 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
God grant me the arrogance and entitlement of an old white man in my inbox trying to push me out of a project that was my idea and my work
Not today, Satan.
Not today, Satan.
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CARTOONS OF THE DAY 🫤
(Cartoonists are rallying around @anntelnaes.bsky.social as she leaves the @washingtonpost.com )
(Cartoonists are rallying around @anntelnaes.bsky.social as she leaves the @washingtonpost.com )
January 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
CARTOONS OF THE DAY 🫤
(Cartoonists are rallying around @anntelnaes.bsky.social as she leaves the @washingtonpost.com )
(Cartoonists are rallying around @anntelnaes.bsky.social as she leaves the @washingtonpost.com )
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Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
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Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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January 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job
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I’m so stressed about the DOE being removed. I live in Texas. They’re foaming at the mouth to remove public school and any assistance for it. My kids go to a title 1 school. I’m gonna have to get a SECOND full time job ( I’ve already got two side hustles ) to hopefully afford a lower end school.
January 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m so stressed about the DOE being removed. I live in Texas. They’re foaming at the mouth to remove public school and any assistance for it. My kids go to a title 1 school. I’m gonna have to get a SECOND full time job ( I’ve already got two side hustles ) to hopefully afford a lower end school.
UTI and my ovaries acting up
Happy 2025
Happy 2025
January 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
UTI and my ovaries acting up
Happy 2025
Happy 2025
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i've played like 10 hours of 2025 and it's a huge letdown. graphics aren't improved at all, same boring fetch quests, and they still refuse to implement any of the QoL changes everyone's been asking for
January 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i've played like 10 hours of 2025 and it's a huge letdown. graphics aren't improved at all, same boring fetch quests, and they still refuse to implement any of the QoL changes everyone's been asking for