Logan Five
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Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year (tied)
The only way we’ll have justice is if someone in Biden’s FBI and/or DOJ cloned this evidence before leaving office and is willing to release it.
Because Trump’s DOJ/FBI has now had 10 months to scrub his name from everything.
Gonna be just like Bill Barr “summarizing” the Mueller report for us 🙄
Because Trump’s DOJ/FBI has now had 10 months to scrub his name from everything.
Gonna be just like Bill Barr “summarizing” the Mueller report for us 🙄
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The only way we’ll have justice is if someone in Biden’s FBI and/or DOJ cloned this evidence before leaving office and is willing to release it.
Because Trump’s DOJ/FBI has now had 10 months to scrub his name from everything.
Gonna be just like Bill Barr “summarizing” the Mueller report for us 🙄
Because Trump’s DOJ/FBI has now had 10 months to scrub his name from everything.
Gonna be just like Bill Barr “summarizing” the Mueller report for us 🙄
Remember on Dateline’s “To Catch A Predator” when they’d confront the guy and he would say something like “Yes, I actually drove four hours to get here and brought beer and condoms because I wanted to tell this 14-year-old girl that she definitely shouldn’t chat with men online”?
Same thing here.
Same thing here.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Remember on Dateline’s “To Catch A Predator” when they’d confront the guy and he would say something like “Yes, I actually drove four hours to get here and brought beer and condoms because I wanted to tell this 14-year-old girl that she definitely shouldn’t chat with men online”?
Same thing here.
Same thing here.
The key is volume.
Rape one child, you to prison. Rape thousands and you’re the Catholic Church.
Kill one person, you go to prison. Kill hundreds of thousands, it’s a war.
Default on your mortgage, you’re a deadbeat. Default on thousands and you’re Bear Stearns and you get a bailout.
Rape one child, you to prison. Rape thousands and you’re the Catholic Church.
Kill one person, you go to prison. Kill hundreds of thousands, it’s a war.
Default on your mortgage, you’re a deadbeat. Default on thousands and you’re Bear Stearns and you get a bailout.
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The key is volume.
Rape one child, you to prison. Rape thousands and you’re the Catholic Church.
Kill one person, you go to prison. Kill hundreds of thousands, it’s a war.
Default on your mortgage, you’re a deadbeat. Default on thousands and you’re Bear Stearns and you get a bailout.
Rape one child, you to prison. Rape thousands and you’re the Catholic Church.
Kill one person, you go to prison. Kill hundreds of thousands, it’s a war.
Default on your mortgage, you’re a deadbeat. Default on thousands and you’re Bear Stearns and you get a bailout.
You buy the ticket, you take the ride.
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You buy the ticket, you take the ride.
This cop will be a Fox News hero by Monday morning.
You watch.
You watch.
November 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This cop will be a Fox News hero by Monday morning.
You watch.
You watch.
The arsonist who shows up later dressed as a firefighter to play hero 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The arsonist who shows up later dressed as a firefighter to play hero 🙄
“Yes, honey. I know we desperately wanted that 5-3 split-level with the gorgeous deck we looked at in the suburbs. But that guy who picks fruit and his wife who cleans toilets at the Ramada Inn came in $25K over ask and stole it from us. Bummer.”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“Yes, honey. I know we desperately wanted that 5-3 split-level with the gorgeous deck we looked at in the suburbs. But that guy who picks fruit and his wife who cleans toilets at the Ramada Inn came in $25K over ask and stole it from us. Bummer.”
I remember a few months ago they put out a trial balloon that was essentially “Actually, Trump has been an undercover agent for years working tirelessly to take down pedophile rings from the inside.”
Hell, they could probably try that one again and he can award himself a medal for bravery.
Hell, they could probably try that one again and he can award himself a medal for bravery.
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I remember a few months ago they put out a trial balloon that was essentially “Actually, Trump has been an undercover agent for years working tirelessly to take down pedophile rings from the inside.”
Hell, they could probably try that one again and he can award himself a medal for bravery.
Hell, they could probably try that one again and he can award himself a medal for bravery.
When they say spew this crap, you have to understand that Republican voters — intellectually — operate on a first or second-grade level. Convincing them that Democrats are to blame for everything and Trump is a flawless hero takes about the same effort as convincing a toddler that Santa is coming.
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
When they say spew this crap, you have to understand that Republican voters — intellectually — operate on a first or second-grade level. Convincing them that Democrats are to blame for everything and Trump is a flawless hero takes about the same effort as convincing a toddler that Santa is coming.
Folks, how many of you have even ONE friend/family member/acquaintance in your personal universe who has been credibly accused of rape, pedophilia, treason, and an array of financial crimes?
If you did, would you trust that person with anything?
If you did, would you trust that person with anything?
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Folks, how many of you have even ONE friend/family member/acquaintance in your personal universe who has been credibly accused of rape, pedophilia, treason, and an array of financial crimes?
If you did, would you trust that person with anything?
If you did, would you trust that person with anything?
Man, you rape children JUST ONE TIME and the squares never let you forget it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Man, you rape children JUST ONE TIME and the squares never let you forget it.
So I’m going out on a limb here and predicting that the Washington Commanders will never be playing in something called “Donald J. Trump Stadium”.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
So I’m going out on a limb here and predicting that the Washington Commanders will never be playing in something called “Donald J. Trump Stadium”.
All Trump has to do is admit he did all this stuff, and every Republican in America tomorrow will be sending out fundraising letters saying that fucking children is the patriotic thing an American can ever do.
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
All Trump has to do is admit he did all this stuff, and every Republican in America tomorrow will be sending out fundraising letters saying that fucking children is the patriotic thing an American can ever do.
TRICK FOR GETTING RICH
1. Approach Senator Shaheen
2. Pull out a $5 bill and ask if she has two tens for a five
3. Repeat this until you are rich
1. Approach Senator Shaheen
2. Pull out a $5 bill and ask if she has two tens for a five
3. Repeat this until you are rich
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
TRICK FOR GETTING RICH
1. Approach Senator Shaheen
2. Pull out a $5 bill and ask if she has two tens for a five
3. Repeat this until you are rich
1. Approach Senator Shaheen
2. Pull out a $5 bill and ask if she has two tens for a five
3. Repeat this until you are rich
I didn’t think any Senator’s cranium could be more fucked-up than Fetterman’s, but she might have proved me wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I didn’t think any Senator’s cranium could be more fucked-up than Fetterman’s, but she might have proved me wrong.
“I fully support these pardons, because trying to hold Trump accountable via the Constitution and the law simply wasn’t working.”
— Angus King
— Angus King
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“I fully support these pardons, because trying to hold Trump accountable via the Constitution and the law simply wasn’t working.”
— Angus King
— Angus King
Thinking about the elections we just had, it’s truly amazing that the attitude of these eight clowns seems to be “After five days, we are simply tired of winning.”
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Thinking about the elections we just had, it’s truly amazing that the attitude of these eight clowns seems to be “After five days, we are simply tired of winning.”
Kick it, Senator! I know you can do it this time 👍
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November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Kick it, Senator! I know you can do it this time 👍
Congratulations to these 8 Senate Democrats, who are now apparently eligible for tenure at Columbia University.
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Congratulations to these 8 Senate Democrats, who are now apparently eligible for tenure at Columbia University.
I think the appropriate phrase right now is Performative Patheticness.
It’s just some kind of weakness and humiliation fetish they have to satisfy. And Schumer broke out the ball gag.
It’s just some kind of weakness and humiliation fetish they have to satisfy. And Schumer broke out the ball gag.
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I think the appropriate phrase right now is Performative Patheticness.
It’s just some kind of weakness and humiliation fetish they have to satisfy. And Schumer broke out the ball gag.
It’s just some kind of weakness and humiliation fetish they have to satisfy. And Schumer broke out the ball gag.
The Democrats are essentially the Washington Generals against the Harlem Globetrotters.
And Schumer apparently has a fetish for getting a bucket of water in the face.
And Schumer apparently has a fetish for getting a bucket of water in the face.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The Democrats are essentially the Washington Generals against the Harlem Globetrotters.
And Schumer apparently has a fetish for getting a bucket of water in the face.
And Schumer apparently has a fetish for getting a bucket of water in the face.
“I can’t believe Republicans lied about promising an ACA vote. I’ll be sending a very strongly-worded letter to John Thune soon.”
— Schumer, one week from now
— Schumer, one week from now
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“I can’t believe Republicans lied about promising an ACA vote. I’ll be sending a very strongly-worded letter to John Thune soon.”
— Schumer, one week from now
— Schumer, one week from now
“We just witnessed a No Kings protest that was among the largest in American history, we had an election night on Tuesday where Democrats crushed Republicans across the board, and Trump has the lowest approval rating of his Presidency. Obviously, this is the time for us to cave.”
— The Democrats
— The Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“We just witnessed a No Kings protest that was among the largest in American history, we had an election night on Tuesday where Democrats crushed Republicans across the board, and Trump has the lowest approval rating of his Presidency. Obviously, this is the time for us to cave.”
— The Democrats
— The Democrats
Is this some kind of bizarre performance art where you perfectly misread everything at once?
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November 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Is this some kind of bizarre performance art where you perfectly misread everything at once?