Logan Five
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Logan Five
@logan-5.bsky.social
Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year (tied)
November 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Yes, I remember the horrors of the Biden years. Covid contained. America reopened. Record-high stock market and the most private-sector jobs ever created in a 4-year term. What a nightmare.
October 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The people who are willing to believe this garbage are the same idiots who look at this chart and conclude “Republicans are better on the economy.”

It’s truly time to wonder whether a nation this stupid deserves to survive.
October 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
October 2024.
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Here’s the special edition of The Economist from October 19, 2024 proclaiming the American economy under Joe Biden and Kamala Harris to be “The Envy Of The World”.
October 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I was going to be empathetic after this shooting, but this bigoted piece of shit talked me out of it.
September 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I really wanted to be empathetic about what happened yesterday, but someone talked me out of it.
September 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
September 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This dude would definitely be cheering on the ICE raids if he was still around.
September 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
He’s been greatly helped in the last decade by a political press full of absolute fucking morons.
August 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
August 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
August 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“New Bureau of Labor Statistics Commissioner Randy Quaid just announced the American economy created a staggering 11.4 million jobs in August.”

— America in 30 days
August 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I’m a little surprised this guy hasn’t tried to make a comeback given that his Republican Party is now totally cool with child-fuckers. Maybe Trump can give him an ambassadorship.
July 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Denny Hastert says hello!
July 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
In his defense, pedophilia is sort of a Republican tradition.
July 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
So how fucked-up is it that when you talk about “that Republican Speaker of the House who was involved in the pedophilia scandal” you actually have to follow up with “Which one?”.
July 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
June 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This one is so damn handy.
June 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The Dear Leader has single-handedly mastered 327 different trade deals in the last hour. In addition, he recently completed a triathlon in record time and leads the NBA in rebounding. All hail the greatness of The Dear Leader.
May 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM