Alistair🍷
@localnecromancer.bsky.social
"and then you put the fire out" | 24. y.o. | writer | non-binary | he/they| literature student | "you see it too? for me it's always like this"
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ah yes, december is approaching, the month of being retraumatised by christmas
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ah yes, december is approaching, the month of being retraumatised by christmas
ich hoffe, es gibt einen speziellen platz in der hölle für leute die theater-etiquette nicht einhalten.
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
ich hoffe, es gibt einen speziellen platz in der hölle für leute die theater-etiquette nicht einhalten.
"I would perhaps say that... Sauron was a bad person."
- really deep digging takes at the tolkien seminar today
- really deep digging takes at the tolkien seminar today
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
"I would perhaps say that... Sauron was a bad person."
- really deep digging takes at the tolkien seminar today
- really deep digging takes at the tolkien seminar today
warum hab ich jetzt knie probleme, kann nicht bitte ein einziger teil meines körpers einfach mal nicht wehtun
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
warum hab ich jetzt knie probleme, kann nicht bitte ein einziger teil meines körpers einfach mal nicht wehtun
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Someone pls tell me why I decided to get a master's degree🙃
November 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Someone pls tell me why I decided to get a master's degree🙃
i need more recommendations for weird horror media by small / divers creators plssss
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
i need more recommendations for weird horror media by small / divers creators plssss
gerade gewitnessed wie ein polizist einem anderen polizisten seine schusssichere weste gerichtet hat,,,,, toxic yaoi
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
gerade gewitnessed wie ein polizist einem anderen polizisten seine schusssichere weste gerichtet hat,,,,, toxic yaoi
HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃
halloween eve and i am assaulted by the worst migraine known to men
October 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
halloween eve and i am assaulted by the worst migraine known to men
"nightwing is the most popular halloween costume this year"
none of yall are hot enough to pull off dick grayson, god among men, but sure
none of yall are hot enough to pull off dick grayson, god among men, but sure
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"nightwing is the most popular halloween costume this year"
none of yall are hot enough to pull off dick grayson, god among men, but sure
none of yall are hot enough to pull off dick grayson, god among men, but sure
"and what lesson have we learned today?"
#curseofstrahd
#curseofstrahd
a woman says try harder then while standing in front of a man holding a green plate
ALT: a woman says try harder then while standing in front of a man holding a green plate
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"and what lesson have we learned today?"
#curseofstrahd
#curseofstrahd
curse of strahd day! curse of strahd day!
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
curse of strahd day! curse of strahd day!
"die schreiben über die zukunft, aber... die zukunft war ja da noch gar nicht"
es ist für uns alle die sechste stunde
es ist für uns alle die sechste stunde
October 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
"die schreiben über die zukunft, aber... die zukunft war ja da noch gar nicht"
es ist für uns alle die sechste stunde
es ist für uns alle die sechste stunde
i would like to contest the "woke uni" narrative, but i am in a presentation group with puck and salomon so i really dont have a leg to stand on
October 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
i would like to contest the "woke uni" narrative, but i am in a presentation group with puck and salomon so i really dont have a leg to stand on
they restocked my favourite vegan pumpkin spice syrup, life is good
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
they restocked my favourite vegan pumpkin spice syrup, life is good
wir leben in so crazy scheiß zeiten
October 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
wir leben in so crazy scheiß zeiten
Reposted by Alistair🍷
Messenger of the Valar
October 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Messenger of the Valar
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
"der text ist aus dem wichtigen grund im seminarplan, dass ich ihn immer schonmal lesen wollte"
i have seen my future and it is bright
i have seen my future and it is bright
October 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
"der text ist aus dem wichtigen grund im seminarplan, dass ich ihn immer schonmal lesen wollte"
i have seen my future and it is bright
i have seen my future and it is bright
i like to dunk on historians as much as the next guy okay, but why did our history department high-key go off with their historical hats party (where they wear hats from history)
October 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i like to dunk on historians as much as the next guy okay, but why did our history department high-key go off with their historical hats party (where they wear hats from history)
am going in an mri machine today and texted my brother about it cause i was feeling a bit nervous.
needless to say he is now convinced i am dying.
needless to say he is now convinced i am dying.
October 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
am going in an mri machine today and texted my brother about it cause i was feeling a bit nervous.
needless to say he is now convinced i am dying.
needless to say he is now convinced i am dying.
Working on my current paper is like:
Me, after two hours of writing: How many pages have I written? Ten? Twenty?
Document: One.
Me: LIES
Me, after two hours of writing: How many pages have I written? Ten? Twenty?
Document: One.
Me: LIES
October 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Working on my current paper is like:
Me, after two hours of writing: How many pages have I written? Ten? Twenty?
Document: One.
Me: LIES
Me, after two hours of writing: How many pages have I written? Ten? Twenty?
Document: One.
Me: LIES
first day of the new semester, eduroam immediately ruins my day. all things as they should be.
October 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
first day of the new semester, eduroam immediately ruins my day. all things as they should be.
when no im no one's favourite person so ill spend halloween watching all halloween movies by myself hshdhdhdhdhjejej
October 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
when no im no one's favourite person so ill spend halloween watching all halloween movies by myself hshdhdhdhdhjejej