Alistair🍷
@localnecromancer.bsky.social
"and then you put the fire out" | 24. y.o. | writer | non-binary | he/they| literature student | "you see it too? for me it's always like this"
wir leben in so crazy scheiß zeiten
October 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
wir leben in so crazy scheiß zeiten
no one ever did gay crime like them
October 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
no one ever did gay crime like them
this man has crashed:
- two police cars
- two boats
- a bus
- a train
- a helicopter
- a whole ass plane
please do not put him in any vehicles
- two police cars
- two boats
- a bus
- a train
- a helicopter
- a whole ass plane
please do not put him in any vehicles
September 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
this man has crashed:
- two police cars
- two boats
- a bus
- a train
- a helicopter
- a whole ass plane
please do not put him in any vehicles
- two police cars
- two boats
- a bus
- a train
- a helicopter
- a whole ass plane
please do not put him in any vehicles
prepared for the winter semester
September 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
prepared for the winter semester
in honor of jason todds birthday i wanna remind everyone of my favourite set of comic panels
August 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
in honor of jason todds birthday i wanna remind everyone of my favourite set of comic panels
out of pocket poseidon shade
July 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
out of pocket poseidon shade
thinking about "robin. ive become human fish!" at least ten times a day
June 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
thinking about "robin. ive become human fish!" at least ten times a day
"I'm literally Batman" but its Golden-Age Batman
June 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"I'm literally Batman" but its Golden-Age Batman
was soll ich sagen, meine masterarbeit wird ein richtiger banger
June 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
was soll ich sagen, meine masterarbeit wird ein richtiger banger
me: "i am so stressed out at uni"
also me at uni:
also me at uni:
June 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
me: "i am so stressed out at uni"
also me at uni:
also me at uni:
the hit movie goncharov mentioned 😭😭
June 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
the hit movie goncharov mentioned 😭😭
me, when i have a two-day workshop and a three-day conference in the same week but both offer free snacks:
June 4, 2025 at 5:42 AM
me, when i have a two-day workshop and a three-day conference in the same week but both offer free snacks:
why do actual session prep when you can spend two hours decorating a little kitchen on a player map, follow me for more dming tips
May 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
why do actual session prep when you can spend two hours decorating a little kitchen on a player map, follow me for more dming tips
so... my personality is... gay??
May 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
so... my personality is... gay??
am i still playing dragon age and why did it turn into resident evil
May 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
am i still playing dragon age and why did it turn into resident evil
the gang is all here
May 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
the gang is all here
hitting my spotify wrapped like a wracking ball
May 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
hitting my spotify wrapped like a wracking ball
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
April 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
not a big fan of that nightwing annual comic but this panel is objectively hilarious
April 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
not a big fan of that nightwing annual comic but this panel is objectively hilarious