This week has been so f-ing weird.

Bitter cold in NE Ohio but the horses don't take a day off.

$100/night hotel: hi. we have you for 3 nights. checkout’s whenever. enjoy the 24 hour gym & pool that smell like chlorine & feet, in that order. unlimited breakfast - you can eat costco sausages til you die for all we care

$275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???

I've been seeing a lot of Gen x nostalgia lately and I'm here to say I did not like Judy Blume and I don't think it was a good thing that there was a PSA reminding adults to see if their kids were home at 10 pm.

There's habit with some folks when greeting children: using a criticism dressed up like a joke. They dont greet each other like that, but for some reason greet kids with "my goodness, is there more to that shirt?" Hahaha. Here's a tip: just say hi. You don't have to comment on anything.

I'm guessing a lot of grandparents couldn't resist joking about how their grand teens should get a refund because half their jeans were missing (because they're ripped).