local alien 👽
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insane day for this to drop 🎯open.spotify.com/track/35zLu8pT2KSMN0O36JLhIL
Get Dumber - feat. Jeff Rosenstock
PUP, Jeff Rosenstock · Get Dumber (feat. Jeff Rosenstock) · Song · 2025
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March 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
insane day for this to drop 🎯open.spotify.com/track/35zLu8pT2KSMN0O36JLhIL
we got benzos! we got booze! we got weeeeeeed bc it's relapse time babyyyyy 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
March 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
we got benzos! we got booze! we got weeeeeeed bc it's relapse time babyyyyy 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I've never had a single goal in life except to not be alone. It could have meant anything – love or friendship or family. But I've failed it on every level. And I always will.
If I died in my sleep, it would be weeks before anyone noticed. And it would be my landlord, only bc I missed rent.
If I died in my sleep, it would be weeks before anyone noticed. And it would be my landlord, only bc I missed rent.
March 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I've never had a single goal in life except to not be alone. It could have meant anything – love or friendship or family. But I've failed it on every level. And I always will.
If I died in my sleep, it would be weeks before anyone noticed. And it would be my landlord, only bc I missed rent.
If I died in my sleep, it would be weeks before anyone noticed. And it would be my landlord, only bc I missed rent.
Stopped taking my Vyvanse so I can just sleep all day. Taking sleeping pills earlier and earlier in the evening to get night over with. Rinse and repeat. There isn't a single joy in consciousness. I just want out.
MAID for mental illness fucking WHEN Carney??
MAID for mental illness fucking WHEN Carney??
March 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Stopped taking my Vyvanse so I can just sleep all day. Taking sleeping pills earlier and earlier in the evening to get night over with. Rinse and repeat. There isn't a single joy in consciousness. I just want out.
MAID for mental illness fucking WHEN Carney??
MAID for mental illness fucking WHEN Carney??
getting sober is great, I love finding out drugs were the closest thing I had to friendship or happiness now that they're gone 🙃
March 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
getting sober is great, I love finding out drugs were the closest thing I had to friendship or happiness now that they're gone 🙃
Finding out on a first date you both have deadbeat dads in the same town and having to check you're not related 💀
And they say white people don't have culture
And they say white people don't have culture
March 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Finding out on a first date you both have deadbeat dads in the same town and having to check you're not related 💀
And they say white people don't have culture
And they say white people don't have culture
We kid ourselves there's future in the fucking
But there is no fucking future
I'm just practicing my accents
Picking at old sutures
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But there is no fucking future
I'm just practicing my accents
Picking at old sutures
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We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed - Remastered
Los Campesinos! · We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed (Remastered Edition) · Song · 2008
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March 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
We kid ourselves there's future in the fucking
But there is no fucking future
I'm just practicing my accents
Picking at old sutures
open.spotify.com/track/3Ie4Z4383kqZEQHNLprjMK
But there is no fucking future
I'm just practicing my accents
Picking at old sutures
open.spotify.com/track/3Ie4Z4383kqZEQHNLprjMK
thc withdrawal would be so much more tolerable if I had like, one single friend to hang out with through it
March 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
thc withdrawal would be so much more tolerable if I had like, one single friend to hang out with through it
In the last 48 hours I've consumed 4 coffees, a burger and maybe 10 fries. Why do I have a headache?
March 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
In the last 48 hours I've consumed 4 coffees, a burger and maybe 10 fries. Why do I have a headache?
Reposted by local alien 👽
Reposted by local alien 👽
I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
March 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch
I love to eat 400 calories a day and then be genuinely confused about why I'm so tired and my stomach always hurts
March 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I love to eat 400 calories a day and then be genuinely confused about why I'm so tired and my stomach always hurts
this man just compared his dick to a toyota corolla then asked me on a date and if you think I didn't immediately say yes you don't know a single thing about me
February 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
this man just compared his dick to a toyota corolla then asked me on a date and if you think I didn't immediately say yes you don't know a single thing about me
I hope the person who ran that OSHA Tumblr account is doing okay
February 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I hope the person who ran that OSHA Tumblr account is doing okay
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Disco Elysium blowing up the way it did should be evidence that there’s no predicting the games market. Imagine trying to tell a money guy that game of the year was gonna be an Estonian visual novel by communists where you can pet the mailbox and say “I want to make fuck with you”
February 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Disco Elysium blowing up the way it did should be evidence that there’s no predicting the games market. Imagine trying to tell a money guy that game of the year was gonna be an Estonian visual novel by communists where you can pet the mailbox and say “I want to make fuck with you”
I love to go on Tinder, match with one person and get so nervous when they message me that I close the app for a week. It's a healthy process for everyone involved
February 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I love to go on Tinder, match with one person and get so nervous when they message me that I close the app for a week. It's a healthy process for everyone involved
3/4 of my exes still like me, so can I *really* have BPD? 🤔
February 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
3/4 of my exes still like me, so can I *really* have BPD? 🤔
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a subtle reminder not to text back consistently disappointing exes ✨
January 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
a subtle reminder not to text back consistently disappointing exes ✨
the nazi salute pictures and videos make me feel physically ill 🤮 I get that everyone should be made aware that he did it but I wish you could opt out of seeing it absolutely everywhere once you are
January 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
the nazi salute pictures and videos make me feel physically ill 🤮 I get that everyone should be made aware that he did it but I wish you could opt out of seeing it absolutely everywhere once you are
![Screenshot of dialogue from Disco Elysium. Text: "INLAND EMPIRE [Medium: Success] - A lot can happen in four months. Especially in winter. The winters are never easy on you, of that you are sure."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n5nfmixbmegavknijppuofjk/bafkreihph36adfevud4vqe2odu3bggs45zondz55n46ln6lau6bhmfguma@jpeg)
I feel like in 2025 I'll either get better for a while or completely spiral into my first addiction. my bet is the latter and benzos but only time will tell 🤷♀️
January 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I feel like in 2025 I'll either get better for a while or completely spiral into my first addiction. my bet is the latter and benzos but only time will tell 🤷♀️
all I want for Christmas is Luigi Mangione but for every psychiatrist who has ever diagnosed a patient with BPD and sentenced them to a lifetime of inadequate mental health treatment and dismissal by doctors 🙏
December 25, 2024 at 6:00 AM
all I want for Christmas is Luigi Mangione but for every psychiatrist who has ever diagnosed a patient with BPD and sentenced them to a lifetime of inadequate mental health treatment and dismissal by doctors 🙏
why is it that every time I'm in the mental health ward I end up being prescribed more laxatives than psychiatric medication?
December 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
why is it that every time I'm in the mental health ward I end up being prescribed more laxatives than psychiatric medication?
apparently when the 🐷s drag you to the ER for being suicidal, they *don't* think it's funny for you to ask them if they could "hurry this up and shoot me or something" and will report that with a timestamp to the doctor
nobody likes irony anymore
nobody likes irony anymore
December 9, 2024 at 5:40 PM
apparently when the 🐷s drag you to the ER for being suicidal, they *don't* think it's funny for you to ask them if they could "hurry this up and shoot me or something" and will report that with a timestamp to the doctor
nobody likes irony anymore
nobody likes irony anymore
