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she/they • my thing's sound effects, here's a t-rex 🦖
oh shitttt we got an xl pepperoni and a ton of feta to put on top bc fuck any and all progress let's speedrun this shit
March 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Stupid take, even "bad foods" aside. Most foods that are good for you are stored in the fridge or freezer, lmao. Cupboard foods are just carbs and processed shit

All of which is also fine in moderation 🤷‍♀️ try developing self control
March 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I cannot emphasise enough that my body
Is a badly designed, poorly put together vessel
Harbouring these diminishing, so-called "vital organs"
Hope my heart goes first
I hope my heart goes first
March 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I taught myself the only way to vaguely get along in love
Is to like the other slightly less than you get in return
I keep feeling like I'm being undercut
March 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
the part of recovery where I repeatedly go weeks on end without any actual human contact is the most healing part, really 🙃
March 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
yes, this is because I'll forgive most behaviours in order to preserve relationships which is actually extremely BPD, but shh
February 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM