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In my opinion, we don’t talk nearly enough about how crazy the pelicans are in Colorado. Look at this huge freak!
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
In my opinion, we don’t talk nearly enough about how crazy the pelicans are in Colorado. Look at this huge freak!
You know me, shingles-free
Got the second part of the shingles vaccine. Gonna be shingles-free in 2033!
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You know me, shingles-free
Got the second part of the shingles vaccine. Gonna be shingles-free in 2033!
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Got the second part of the shingles vaccine. Gonna be shingles-free in 2033!
“He’s still posting.”
—my followers
—my followers
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“He’s still posting.”
—my followers
—my followers
Watched my favorite American film* last night.
*RiffTrax: Silent Rage
*RiffTrax: Silent Rage
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Watched my favorite American film* last night.
*RiffTrax: Silent Rage
*RiffTrax: Silent Rage
I love this library. It has chairs.
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I love this library. It has chairs.
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I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
Fair enough
“Frog, why do you keep looking out the window?” asked Toad.
“Because I am waiting for the mail,” said Frog.
“Because I am waiting for the mail,” said Frog.
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Fair enough
I exude the brusque frankness of Terence Stamp.
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I exude the brusque frankness of Terence Stamp.
Reposted by L.G.
prize at booth bear, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
prize at booth bear, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978
Wearing sweatpants in a public library. It’s fine.
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Wearing sweatpants in a public library. It’s fine.
Tom Petty was so effing good.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Tom Petty was so effing good.
Things are looser when I’m here.
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Things are looser when I’m here.
Check out today’s bonus content, happening live
Gotta jam. I’ll be back tomorrow. Don’t leave me hanging…
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Check out today’s bonus content, happening live
He dreamt Frog was dead.
Toad was lying in bed.
He had pulled all the covers over his head.
He had pulled all the covers over his head.
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
He dreamt Frog was dead.
Arkansans are a voluble people. They’ll put your business on the street in a minute. Not gonna lie, Mississippians are too.
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Arkansans are a voluble people. They’ll put your business on the street in a minute. Not gonna lie, Mississippians are too.
Gotta jam. I’ll be back tomorrow. Don’t leave me hanging…
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Gotta jam. I’ll be back tomorrow. Don’t leave me hanging…
Recent convo w/ my kid, the cineast
Kid: I’m going to see FRANKENSTEIN tonight.
Me: Isn’t Elvis Frankenstein?
Kid: No, Elvis is Frankenstein’s “Creature.”
Kid: I’m going to see FRANKENSTEIN tonight.
Me: Isn’t Elvis Frankenstein?
Kid: No, Elvis is Frankenstein’s “Creature.”
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Recent convo w/ my kid, the cineast
Kid: I’m going to see FRANKENSTEIN tonight.
Me: Isn’t Elvis Frankenstein?
Kid: No, Elvis is Frankenstein’s “Creature.”
Kid: I’m going to see FRANKENSTEIN tonight.
Me: Isn’t Elvis Frankenstein?
Kid: No, Elvis is Frankenstein’s “Creature.”
Big “get a job” energy
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Big “get a job” energy
Here I am, warts and all!
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Here I am, warts and all!
I’ll see ya next Saturday.
I still got it!
I still got it!
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’ll see ya next Saturday.
I still got it!
I still got it!
When someone new follows me
November 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
When someone new follows me
Same
I promise nothing complete; because any human thing supposed to be complete, must for that very reason infallibly be faulty.
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Same
Overheard today
Man: I used to be a bricklayer. I’m not a bricklayer anymore.
Man’s spouse: Once a bricklayer, always a bricklayer!
Man: I used to be a bricklayer. I’m not a bricklayer anymore.
Man’s spouse: Once a bricklayer, always a bricklayer!
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Overheard today
Man: I used to be a bricklayer. I’m not a bricklayer anymore.
Man’s spouse: Once a bricklayer, always a bricklayer!
Man: I used to be a bricklayer. I’m not a bricklayer anymore.
Man’s spouse: Once a bricklayer, always a bricklayer!