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Lloydi
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Creator of #a11y tools/curator of a11y-tools.com • Author of some dusty old tech books • Principal Accessibility Specialist at TetraLogical • Also makes music • Once patted a quokka.

🎶 I made some music!
🔊 New KZ1 album:
https://album.link/npxs4g3qvg902
Certainly not as smooth as an otter’s pocket
December 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Or ‘Otterly Shite’
December 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The Font of all Ignorance
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Rather coincidentally, I pulled the exact same trick when someone asked to have a picture with Bruce at State of the Browser. So I think we can just blame Bruce, no?
December 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This is the way.
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Although, to be fair, you could’ve said 60 times and that would still be my same answer
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hugmungus. Hug Dealer approves of this word.
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I'm holding out for the Johnny Cash 'Ring of Fire' edition
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Every day there's a carefully selected article on all manner of HTML things put together lovingly by Manuel Matuzovic. We're three days in, so enjoy the offerings so far, and enjoy those still to come! www.htmhell.dev/adventcalend... #html #accessibility #a11y #webdev #webdevelopment #standards
HTMHell Advent Calendar 2025 - HTMHell
An article, talk, or tool that focuses on HTML every day until Christmas.
www.htmhell.dev
December 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Wasn’t me. Another imposter Lloyd fella
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The gig was so poor we joined an action group demanding refunds for how shite it was. And we WERE refunded. Truly a phoned-in performance from a money-grabbing hag who showed nothing but disdain for her fans.
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
5) Madonna. Yeah, supposedly a good show to see. My wife had always wanted to see her. It was awful. Stadium gig, speakers on one side didn't work, sound was terrible. Madge turned up 1 hour late, atmosphere was DIRE. Late start = late finish and loads of people missed trains.
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
4) Prince. As close as I got was finding myself in an audience to Purple Rain, but it was just Lenny Henry filming a sketch. I thought it was cool. I tried to talk to Lenny later. He blanked me, like he thought he was the real Prince. What a bell-end.
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
... The gig was on a Sunday evening. That Sunday morning Princess Diana was killed. Much of the day spent wondering if the gig would go ahead (it did). Such an odd atmosphere walking into that one. They covered the elephant in the room, let people know it was OK to be sad ... but now let's have fun!
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
3) Wet Wet Wet (part 2). It gets Weird Weird Weird. My former boss fancied Lucinda ... and yet sent me on a night out with her to a gig? Strange kinda self-punishment. Weirder still: even a dead princess couldn't stop this from happening ...
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM