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Freelance copyeditor/proofreader of many Canadian best-sellers & award-winners, and 3 (count ’em!) NYT best-sellers. Member of SABR & SIHR. WWOZ Guardian of the Groove. I’ve got a lot of patience, baby, and that’s a lot of patience to lose.
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“Stop resisting arrest by being pinned under the wheels of the Ford Explorer we forgot to put in park before getting out!”

Toronto’s finest are a bunch of goddamned Keystone Kops.

But yes, Mayor Chow, let’s raise their budget another 4% this year.
Clip from a story in the Toronto Star. “Videos posted online appear to show the woman walking through the parking lot, repeatedly stabbing tires, before an officer launched the Taser and she falls to the ground. Three officers rushed towards her on foot while a fourth got out of their vehicle, which then rolled over the woman and one officer. The officer who had exited the vehicle then got back into the driver’s seat and accelerated, running over the woman, while the officer who had been under the bumper got out of the way. The driver then reversed over the woman while the three officers stood in front of the cruiser. Once she was out from under the SUV, two officers appeared to put her in handcuffs while the one who had been stuck under the vehicle limped away. Throughout the incident, screams can be heard while the officers shot at the woman to stop resisting arrest.”
November 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Bottom of the 9th, Game 7, 1962 World Series: Willie McCovey of the Giants came to bat with runners at 2nd & 3rd and 2 out. McCovey hit a hard line drive caught by the Yankees’ Bobby Richardson. SF next appeared in the Series in 1989. The Yankees wouldn’t win again for 15 years.
A Peanuts cartoon in which Charlie Brown throws his head back, extends his arms wide, and screams, “Why couldn’t McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?” Seated on a curb is Linus, who seems to have no words to console Charlie Brown.
November 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Dinner of (impending) champions.
A very colourful vintage melamine plate bearing three hot dogs dressed with mustard and relish, because if you can’t be at the ball park to see your team try to win the World Series, you can cook up some tube steaks, crack open a beer and sit really close to the TV so you don’t miss a thing.
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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The Jays owner seems to like him.
Edward S Rogers III, a failson who inherited the Toronto Blue Jays and the family telecom company, is seen at the far right of a photo taken at Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago bribery clearinghouse in 2021. From left to right: his wife, Suzanne, who looks like she’s amazed you just pulled a giant silver dollar from behind her ear; a short-fingered vulgarian; and two of the next generation of Rogers failsons. Please note that the photo was taken when the COVID pandemic was at its worst, and the Rogers family’s home province of Ontario was under a stay-at-home order.
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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That will disappoint the owner of the team.
Toronto Blue Jays owner Edward Rogers III (far right) is seen with his wife, Suzanne (a woman whose face is frozen in an expression that suggests she truly believes you’ve got her nose), his sons, and a short-fingered vulgarian (President Trump). The photograph was taken at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago club in the spring of 2021. In the middle of the pandemic. Because who needs brains when you’ve got billions of dollars?
October 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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In the late spring of 1994 I got a call from my former boss, asking me to come by the box office sometime. I was then presented with a blue Tiffany box holding this little gem. I should get the battery replaced, to give the current edition a little extra luck.
A photograph of a watch, made by Tiffany & Company, with a gold-colored band and bezel and a black face. On the face, in gold lettering, are the words “World Champions” and “1993,” surrounding a doubled image of the Toronto Blue Jays logo, signifying the back-to-back World Series victories.
October 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I have joined the Cherry Street Y because when the revolution comes, I want the youngs to see me as useful. So, minutes after I completed an hour-long workout followed by a 2.5-mile walk, their app pointed out that I have not scheduled any activity for today.
An iPhone notification from the YMCA of Greater Toronto, telling me “You have not scheduled any activity for today. Click here to take the first step towards reaching your goal!” This arrived a few minutes after a 60-minute workout at the Cherry Street Y, followed by a 2.5-mile walk. I guess I’m doing it wrong.
October 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I occasionally get these voicemails from Chinese robocallers, and the IPhone’s transcription is like poetry.
A screen shot of a voicemail message. The message was left in Chinese, but my iPhone has tried to transcribe it as if it were English. The transcription reads: “Yo honey, how you know why she tongue jumping, but you yell shouting, in you fooling and jumping on earth.”
October 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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The Associated Press never fails to boil current events down to pablum.
The first sentence of a news report by the Associated Press on September 30, 2025, about the speeches President Donald Trump and Defense Secretary Pete “Make Mine a Double” Hegseth gave to a gathering of 800 generals and admirals. The sentence reads:”U.S. President Donald Trump and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth declared an end to ‘woke’ culture in the military and targeted other policies of past administrations Tuesday before hindreds of top U.S military officials who were abruptly summoned to Virginia from around the world.”
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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A tweet by former prime minister Justin Trudeau, posted on January 28, 2017 — barely a week after the inauguration of US president Donald Trump. It reads, “To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength. (Hashtag, Welcome to Canada.)”.
September 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Tempting fate, but the magic number is…
An action photo of Tony Fernandez, the infielder who played for the Toronto Blue Jays from 1983-1990, in 1993, from 1998-1999, and finally in 2001. He is wearing a blue Blue Jays jersey with his name and uniform number, 1, in red lettering with white trim. He is at home plate and has just swing his baseball bat.
September 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Been seeing stuff here about Trump and Portland, so I checked to see what the paper of record had to say about it.
A list of search results for “Portland” on the New York Times app. Currently, at 11:35 a.m. on Saturday, September 27, the top story is headed “From Oregon, a Chocolate Cake That Changes Hearts and Minds.” The second is “We Just Updated Our Portland. Oregon, Dining Guide.” The third is “Her Smart-Aleck Remark Gave Him Pause,” and is about a couple that got married. The fourth is a travel guide, “36 Hours in Portland.”
September 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I’m at the point of sometimes having memory lapses, but envelopes seemed more like Karlheinz’s style.
A clipping from a Toronto Star article from May 12, 2009, about the Airbus scandal. The lead sentence reads: “Brian Mulroney told an inquiry today that he never should have accepted An envelope full of cash from German-Canadian businessman Karlheinz Schreiber in a hotel room in 1993 shortly after leaving office as prime minister.”
September 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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It gets better. The guy covers the Red Sox, but his bio seems to think he writes about the St. Louis Cardinals.
The biography of writer Patrick McAvoy, whose beat is the Boston Red Sox, from the Sports Illustrated website. It notes his past experience at the New England Sports Network and a website called Baseball Essential. It concludes, “For all business inquiries regarding Inside the Cardinals, please reach out to Scott Neville: nevilles@merrimack.edu.” Note that “Inside the Cardinals” is Sports Illustrated’s website devoted to the St. Louis Cardinals, not the Boston Red Sox.
September 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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In Canada they are. This chain operates 1600 stores and the stock is up nearly 40 percent over the last year.
A graph that tracks the stock price of Canadian discount retailer Dollarama, which operates more than 1,600 stores. It sells general merchandise at a retail price of $5 Canadian ($3.60 US) or lower. The graph shows the stock price over the past year, a period during which it has gone from about $137 a share to $189.66, an increase of nearly 40 percent.
September 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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The magic number is...
Buck Martinez, seated in a baseball dugout, during his tenure as manager of the Toronto Blue Jays. On his uniform is his familiar number 13.
September 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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The Conservatives would kill your grandma for shits and giggles. Carney is sentencing your grandchildren to starve and burn so we can sell liquefied natural gas to Asia.

This one had a Canadian flag AND a maple leaf next to their name. And misspelled reckless.
A post from a Liberal Party partisan saying, “That’s rhetoric without evidence or context. Conservatives would do austerity out of spite and with reckless abandon. Carney is doing austerity to gain efficiency, and the cuts will be more than offset by big investments on constructing economic infrastructure.”
September 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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The magic number is...
Blue Jays pitcher Jim Clancy, seen in the late 1970s, wearing a rpbin's-egg blue Blue Jays uniform with number 18 on the vack. He is on the pitcher's mound, holding a baseball behind his back in his right hand. In the background, the catcher is giving him signals.
September 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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The magic number is…
A photo of former Blue Jays outfielder Al Woods, wearing a jersey with number 20 on the back.
September 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Exactamundo, anonymous reply guy with no posts. The NDP must stop being a branch of the Liberals and stand up for the workers by….

(Record scratch)

Making sure those pesky socialists don’t take over the party.
Bluesky post from a random reply guy who says: We need an NDP party that is not just a branch of the Liberals like it has been for years. They need to be working for the workers of the country. Problem I see is we will probably see the party taken over by the far left radicals in its next iteration.
September 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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If you’re Gen X or older, last night was giving:
A newspaper clipping from 1982 with the headline “Brezhnev reportedly seen in limousine in Moscow”
August 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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At least since the 80s. I remember the Jays’ Cliff Johnson coming up to bat to Billy Preston’s “Nothin from Nothin” and it was a perfect pick for this guy.
Cliff Johnson, designated hitter and first baseman for the Blue Jays between 1983 and 1986. He is wearing a dark blue Blue Jays jersey and a 1980-style Jays hat with the white front panel. He has a thick handlebar mustache, and he is looking to the cameraman’s right with a look on his face that suggests he’s just spotted someone who owes him money (or asked him to take infield practice). He retired in 1986 as MLB’s all time leader in pinch hit home runs (20), a record not broken until Matt Stairs in 2010.
August 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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The magic number is
A Toronto Blue Jay player wearing number 34.
August 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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He would know about idiots driving recklessly.
A photograph taken in 2012 of then Toronto mayor Rob Ford, brother of current premier Doug Ford, reading while driving on the Gardiner Expressway.
August 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Reckless, careless drivers are indeed a problem, one that Doug’s friends in law endorcement have allowedcto go unchecked. Of course, it might be in poor taste to bring up his late brother’s behavior behind the wheel.

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Former Toronto mayor, and brother of the current premier, Rob Ford, photographed in 2012 behind the wheel of his Cadillac Escalade (the kind of car a friend of the little guy would drive), reading documents while driving on the Gardiner Expressway.
August 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM