llkooljay.bsky.social
@llkooljay.bsky.social
New Car
Money
Marriage

Been scheming on these exact things too.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I need a new series to binge
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Gray Banana is kinda wild
👀 Happy Hump Day!
November 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Protected right turns shouldn’t yield
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Raw dogging
Question 21:
What bad thing which you know and believe to be bad do you most love?
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I kill them then let them sit for a few days so their friends know I ain’t fuckin around
Question 17:
Do you kill spiders if they’re in your house?
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Tittayyyysssssss
Question 16:
Tits, ass, or why you always wanna pit two bad bitches against each other?
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My hands
Question 15:
What’s your most interesting physical feature?
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Meryl Streep
Question 10:
Who’s your “hear me out?”
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hawaii’s ribeye cooked medium, 2 South African lobster tails, baked mac, and the finest sprouts of Brussels
Question 5:
You’re about to be executed but you’re offered a last meal with no limitations, save the ingredients must exist currently on earth. What are you going with?
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
5’ 9 ish
Question 1:
How tall are you?
Are you lying?
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You’re at Gladys Knight.

Imma need you at the Pips.
You're at Hall.

I'ma need you at Oates.
You're at Kool.

I need you at The Gang.
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I was today years old when I learned that a grande and venti espresso drink had the same amount of espresso. You’re only getting more milk and syrup in the venti.
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Why all niggas named Craig look the same?
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Reposted
You have to shower before bed. Non-negotiable.

I waffle between talking a lot and not talking at all.

I use way too much laundry detergent and paper towels. Doesn't matter what the situation is.

I will want to cuddle 80% of the time. Yes, even in public.
12. Let's cut the bullshit.

What is somebody gonna have to deal with if they date you?
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Me after 5 $5 Hennessys
October 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Mayor of Kingstown back??
October 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Why do people emotional support animals always look sad?
October 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This Thug sound like a bunch of foolishness
September 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Can’t believe Chick-fil-A ruined their fries like this. I barely order them anymore.
September 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Satou is a fucking dawg
September 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
We used to be a proper country.
September 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Ravens D weaker than mine
September 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
September 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM