Alice Lastname
@llcooljua.bsky.social
Saturday Night's Main Event was perfect #wrestlesky
December 15, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Saturday Night's Main Event was perfect #wrestlesky
He’s making a list
And checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
And checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
December 9, 2024 at 7:16 PM
He’s making a list
And checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
And checking it twice
While he’s having a smoke
And she’s taking a drag
December 9, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Biff Tanning Salon
December 9, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Biff Tanning Salon
French Minion Soup
December 9, 2024 at 7:07 AM
French Minion Soup
Christmas ain’t hitting as hard this year.
December 8, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Christmas ain’t hitting as hard this year.
The movie Here but it’s focused on old Pizza Huts
December 8, 2024 at 9:25 PM
The movie Here but it’s focused on old Pizza Huts
#Filmsky🎬🎥
If you don't think the cab driver from Home Alone 2 that says "ain't much better in here, kid." isn't the scariest character in movie history you've got some brass ones.
If you don't think the cab driver from Home Alone 2 that says "ain't much better in here, kid." isn't the scariest character in movie history you've got some brass ones.
December 8, 2024 at 4:36 PM
#Filmsky🎬🎥
If you don't think the cab driver from Home Alone 2 that says "ain't much better in here, kid." isn't the scariest character in movie history you've got some brass ones.
If you don't think the cab driver from Home Alone 2 that says "ain't much better in here, kid." isn't the scariest character in movie history you've got some brass ones.
Just once I’d like to be referred to “all that and a bag of chips”
December 8, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Just once I’d like to be referred to “all that and a bag of chips”
I will not apologize for crying when Neal gets his wienie whistle
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🎥
December 7, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I will not apologize for crying when Neal gets his wienie whistle
🎥
🎥
When robots are able to identify traffic lights in pictures we are TOAST
December 6, 2024 at 2:47 PM
When robots are able to identify traffic lights in pictures we are TOAST
I have been alive for 14,245 days
December 5, 2024 at 12:08 PM
I have been alive for 14,245 days
My #spotifywrapped
1. Crippling self-doubt 525,600 minutes
2. Kings of Leon “Dancing On My Own” 525, 599 minutes
1. Crippling self-doubt 525,600 minutes
2. Kings of Leon “Dancing On My Own” 525, 599 minutes
December 4, 2024 at 10:25 PM
My #spotifywrapped
1. Crippling self-doubt 525,600 minutes
2. Kings of Leon “Dancing On My Own” 525, 599 minutes
1. Crippling self-doubt 525,600 minutes
2. Kings of Leon “Dancing On My Own” 525, 599 minutes
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December 4, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Looks like ya boi is going to Chili’s
December 4, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Looks like ya boi is going to Chili’s
Kevin McCallister did all that at 8 years old. When I was 8 I slept in my mom’s bed because Yokozuna beat Hulk Hogan. We’re not the same. #wrestlesky
December 3, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Kevin McCallister did all that at 8 years old. When I was 8 I slept in my mom’s bed because Yokozuna beat Hulk Hogan. We’re not the same. #wrestlesky
I’m only beautiful on the inside, I have a very sexy pancreas
December 2, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I’m only beautiful on the inside, I have a very sexy pancreas
George “The Situation” Washington
December 1, 2024 at 7:51 PM
George “The Situation” Washington
(Going to my own funeral)
What’s the vibe??
What’s the vibe??
November 30, 2024 at 11:09 PM
(Going to my own funeral)
What’s the vibe??
What’s the vibe??
Tattoos are great because they hurt when you get them, itch when they heal, and THEN you get a wonky line on your body forever
November 30, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Tattoos are great because they hurt when you get them, itch when they heal, and THEN you get a wonky line on your body forever
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You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
November 7, 2024 at 7:42 PM
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
Reposted by Alice Lastname
1920s newsboy shouting EXTRA! EXTRA! followed by this headline:
November 29, 2024 at 1:26 PM
1920s newsboy shouting EXTRA! EXTRA! followed by this headline:
Happy third paycheck month to those who celebrate
November 29, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Happy third paycheck month to those who celebrate
Too many people pronounce it horsh-radish
November 27, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Too many people pronounce it horsh-radish