Shark Cultist
@llamacult.bsky.social
Aspiring author. Shark lover. Weirdo.
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New print for Sac Anime! #theowlhouse
December 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
New print for Sac Anime! #theowlhouse
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just cuz it came up again recently - PSA we don't have a TikTok and anyone claiming to be us on TikTok is lying. The takedown system for impersonators is one of those "send your legal name and mailing address to the person you're about to piss off" situations so it's a bit of a perennial issue -R
December 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
just cuz it came up again recently - PSA we don't have a TikTok and anyone claiming to be us on TikTok is lying. The takedown system for impersonators is one of those "send your legal name and mailing address to the person you're about to piss off" situations so it's a bit of a perennial issue -R
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I love pathetic little insecure guys in stories.
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I love pathetic little insecure guys in stories.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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If only we’d known about Moon 2 a few years sooner Neil Armstrong could have staged the greatest comeback of all time
October 29, 2025 at 7:19 AM
If only we’d known about Moon 2 a few years sooner Neil Armstrong could have staged the greatest comeback of all time
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A statement. Please read.
October 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A statement. Please read.
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Trope Talk: Haunting the Narrative
YouTube video by Overly Sarcastic Productions
youtu.be
October 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sometimes I think and then AHHHHHHHHGGBB
October 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Sometimes I think and then AHHHHHHHHGGBB
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I just remembered I used to think "ricochet" was pronounced "rick-rocket" -R
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I just remembered I used to think "ricochet" was pronounced "rick-rocket" -R
October 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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at NYCC just did my first ever book signing and I believe I have captured the sensation accurately
October 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
at NYCC just did my first ever book signing and I believe I have captured the sensation accurately
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BROKE: The first world war was nobody's fault, it was a tragic accident :'(
BESPOKE: The first world war was everybody's fault and they did it on purpose >:}
youtu.be/wAKSeRBG5-E?...
-B
BESPOKE: The first world war was everybody's fault and they did it on purpose >:}
youtu.be/wAKSeRBG5-E?...
-B
History Summarized: 1900 – The World before the War
YouTube video by Overly Sarcastic Productions
youtu.be
September 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
BROKE: The first world war was nobody's fault, it was a tragic accident :'(
BESPOKE: The first world war was everybody's fault and they did it on purpose >:}
youtu.be/wAKSeRBG5-E?...
-B
BESPOKE: The first world war was everybody's fault and they did it on purpose >:}
youtu.be/wAKSeRBG5-E?...
-B
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At Park Planet the princess is always near. in every corner, every shadow, every dream.
September 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
At Park Planet the princess is always near. in every corner, every shadow, every dream.
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I don't listen to it all the time though.
September 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don't listen to it all the time though.
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There's a little shrimp in my head that keeps telling me to make my stories more cruel. I love that little guy.
September 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There's a little shrimp in my head that keeps telling me to make my stories more cruel. I love that little guy.
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✨Down below Park Planet, lived two best friends:
Andi - a great talented android surgeon, running on coffee, overthinking, and spite.
& Frankie - a rough, reckless dreamer with a big heart… and a past of bar fights and bad company.
& soon theyll discover that Park Planet is no ordinary fairytale
Andi - a great talented android surgeon, running on coffee, overthinking, and spite.
& Frankie - a rough, reckless dreamer with a big heart… and a past of bar fights and bad company.
& soon theyll discover that Park Planet is no ordinary fairytale
September 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
✨Down below Park Planet, lived two best friends:
Andi - a great talented android surgeon, running on coffee, overthinking, and spite.
& Frankie - a rough, reckless dreamer with a big heart… and a past of bar fights and bad company.
& soon theyll discover that Park Planet is no ordinary fairytale
Andi - a great talented android surgeon, running on coffee, overthinking, and spite.
& Frankie - a rough, reckless dreamer with a big heart… and a past of bar fights and bad company.
& soon theyll discover that Park Planet is no ordinary fairytale
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*nodding confidently to myself as I draw* Yes. I know what animals look like.
September 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
*nodding confidently to myself as I draw* Yes. I know what animals look like.
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It's not enough that Aurora Volume 1 has escaped into the real world - so have its protagonists! Now available on our merch shop, for the first time ever, we have ✨AURORA PINS!✨
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AURORA Pin Pack (Kendal, Alinua, Erin, Falst) ~Glow In The Dark~
Get your Overly Sarcastic Productions AURORA Pin Pack (Kendal, Alinua, Erin, Falst) ~Glow In The Dark~! Now available from OverlySarcasticProductions.
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August 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's not enough that Aurora Volume 1 has escaped into the real world - so have its protagonists! Now available on our merch shop, for the first time ever, we have ✨AURORA PINS!✨
overlysarcastic.shop/products/ove...
overlysarcastic.shop/products/ove...
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something funny has happened on the USA Today weekly bestseller list -R
August 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
something funny has happened on the USA Today weekly bestseller list -R
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Shark God.
August 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Shark God.
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I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
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Made some god damn gd fan art cause it’s great and this has been long overdue.
#gaslightdistrict
#gaslightdistrict
July 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Made some god damn gd fan art cause it’s great and this has been long overdue.
#gaslightdistrict
#gaslightdistrict