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Laura Lewis
@lklewis.bsky.social
Crazy cat lady, perpetually annoyed. Loves plants, hockey (#CBJ), football (#HereWeGo), soccer (honestly don’t know how that happened) (#Crew96), and music.
Easily distracted by things that are shiny.
Every once in awhile, I break out in a cold sweat, my heart starts pounding, and I say to myself “My God, we have 5 cats!”
August 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Please stop saying “This is not America.”
This has always been America; now it’s just happening at a pace you can’t ignore.
Anyway, Happy 4th. Go blow stuff up.
July 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Reposted by Laura Lewis
What, exactly, are we celebrating tomorrow?

Our cutting off healthcare to the needy to enrich the greedy?

Our new concentration camps?

Our dying economy?

Our ditching due process?

Our corruption?

Our broken legislature?

Our corrupt SCOTUS?

Our ridiculous buffoon president? #FourthOfJuly
July 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"They got what they voted for" is just as useless a thing to say in a time of disaster/crisis as "Thoughts and prayers."
Knock that shit off.
June 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I don't care if it's just performative, but it sucks to notice that not a single pro sports team I follow could be bothered to do a "Happy Pride" type of social media posting four days into June.
June 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
June 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
When Caturday meets Hell Is Real! #crew96
May 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Defense attorneys are a necessary and important part of the justice system. But I don't know how the ones in the Hockey Canada rape trial can sleep at night.
May 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My 85 year old mostly conservative neighbor just came over to give me some vegetables and bitch about Trump. Im so proud of her!
April 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m not a cat, but how is sitting like this comfortable?
April 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I think it’s past time to replace the “Star-Spangled Banner” with the theme from the Benny Hill show. This country is a joke.
March 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I feel like the Susan Collins of the Columbus Blue Jackets. Frequently very disappointed in their actions, but I still show up, ready to be disappointed once more, yet I’m somehow still surprised when it happens.
March 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
On the bright side, fearfully checking the internet every 20 minutes to see if the Steelers signed Aaron Rodger’s is taking some time away from fearfully checking the internet to see what horrific damage Trump and Musk are inflicting. So, uh, thanks?
March 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Your daily reminder that a president can not eliminate or create a federal department with an executive order.
March 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Gonna need a new expression of incredulity, because WTF?!?! doesn't come close to covering it anymore.
February 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Reconciling my love for hockey with my hatred of bigots is tough. Once again, “Hockey is for Everyone” Night proves that hockey is not, in fact, for everyone.
February 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I may have misunderstood. Weren’t we all supposed to send a groveling email to hr@opm.gov that justifies our existence?
February 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It’s Crewsmas *and* Caturday today! He doesn’t let me dress him up much anymore, so this will have to
February 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Reposted by Laura Lewis
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I want one based solely on the awesomeness of this promo video.
The Goosebumps Kit | Columbus Crew
The official website of the Columbus Crew with the most up-to-date information on matches, tickets, scores, stats, and team news.
www.columbuscrew.com
February 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Why did so many white people my age skip turning into their parents and just morph right into an even more conservative version of their grandparents? Damn, people, it was just a halftime show!
February 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
We're all about to find out why libraries and librarians are so important.
Thousands of U.S. Government Web Pages Have Been Taken Down Since Friday
Federal agencies moved to satisfy Trump’s orders to remove topics like diversity initiatives and “gender ideology.”
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Every time you put on an album by a Black artist, you’re celebrating Black history.
Most of the time when you’re putting on an album by a white artist, you’re listening to work either inspired by or stolen from Black artists.
Grateful every day for the amazing artists that make up our playlists!
February 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Hello, old friend! I thought I’d never (have to) see you again!
‎Make America Kittens Again
‎This Safari browser extension replaces photos of Donald Trump with kittens. Because: A) Trump is a disgrace B) Kittens are lovely, and C) I couldn't find a Creative Commons photo of a blobfish to us...
apps.apple.com
January 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reposted by Laura Lewis
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM