Lars Andersen
@lkjandersen.bsky.social
Escapee from reality. He/him. Strutting like a stunner who is pitiable.
Aaaand they caved.
"Democrats will cave" is usually not a bad assumption, but somehow they have been able to hold the line long enough to see the voters supporting them for holding the line.
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Aaaand they caved.
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[If Chuck Schumer was Baby in Dirty Dancing]
"Nobody puts Chucky in the cor- oh, he just put himself in the corner. Chuck, sweetie, get out of the corner, you're making everybody look bad."
"No!"
"Nobody puts Chucky in the cor- oh, he just put himself in the corner. Chuck, sweetie, get out of the corner, you're making everybody look bad."
"No!"
March 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
[If Chuck Schumer was Baby in Dirty Dancing]
"Nobody puts Chucky in the cor- oh, he just put himself in the corner. Chuck, sweetie, get out of the corner, you're making everybody look bad."
"No!"
"Nobody puts Chucky in the cor- oh, he just put himself in the corner. Chuck, sweetie, get out of the corner, you're making everybody look bad."
"No!"
Wait, am I the kind of guy who has a favorite guy who does the NYT Games puzzle Pips?
a man wearing a top hat covering his eyes with his hands
ALT: a man wearing a top hat covering his eyes with his hands
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November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wait, am I the kind of guy who has a favorite guy who does the NYT Games puzzle Pips?
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I barely mind it being a cult, but does it have to be such a stupid cult dedicated to such a stupid person? "I worship Zoxoqo XIIIX, the benevolent millenium-emperor of a thousand planets." " I worship Donald Trump. He's dumb and mean!"
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I barely mind it being a cult, but does it have to be such a stupid cult dedicated to such a stupid person? "I worship Zoxoqo XIIIX, the benevolent millenium-emperor of a thousand planets." " I worship Donald Trump. He's dumb and mean!"
Whaddaya know, evil does die. Rest in piss, Dick Cheney.
a man in a vest is dancing in a living room with a couch and chairs
ALT: a man in a vest is dancing in a living room with a couch and chairs
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November 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Whaddaya know, evil does die. Rest in piss, Dick Cheney.
RIP Diane Ladd, 89 years old. A good run.
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
RIP Diane Ladd, 89 years old. A good run.
Who do I contact at CBS to get my 10 million for that heavily edited Trump interview on 60 Minutes. Do they do direct deposit, or a check or something?
a woman sitting at a table talking to a man who says money pleeeeease
Alt: money pleeeeease
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November 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Who do I contact at CBS to get my 10 million for that heavily edited Trump interview on 60 Minutes. Do they do direct deposit, or a check or something?
Breaking: Uncle Roger cancelled, might only be dad's cousin.
a pixelated image of a man with the word haiyaa written in red
ALT: a pixelated image of a man with the word haiyaa written in red
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October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Breaking: Uncle Roger cancelled, might only be dad's cousin.
There is a joke in the first series of The Thick Of It, they have to figure out an amount of money that sounds like a lot, but in government terms isn't. 130 million is like an hour of military? It's like half the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom budget.
October 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There is a joke in the first series of The Thick Of It, they have to figure out an amount of money that sounds like a lot, but in government terms isn't. 130 million is like an hour of military? It's like half the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom budget.
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"We said No NaziS, we're allowed one."
a cartoon character with a surprised look on his face is standing under a bunk bed
Alt: Homer Glumplich
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October 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
"We said No NaziS, we're allowed one."
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"It's just a joke bro! Can't you take a... hold on, someone just posted a joke about Trump, I gotta inform the police and FBI about this literal crime against humanity"
October 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
"It's just a joke bro! Can't you take a... hold on, someone just posted a joke about Trump, I gotta inform the police and FBI about this literal crime against humanity"
Me when I can't remember what grapes are called.
October 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Me when I can't remember what grapes are called.
Maybe in theory, I should find out if John Bolton is charged with real crimes or made-up ones, but I honestly don't care.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a glass of water .
Alt: Alan Partridge shrugs.
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October 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Maybe in theory, I should find out if John Bolton is charged with real crimes or made-up ones, but I honestly don't care.
Watching the Buster Keaton short The Paleface, 1922, and I know this is years before it became a symbol of evil, but he's wearing a blanket with swastikas, like a GOP staffer on a chilly night.
Though honestly, that's probably the least of what hasn't aged well in this short.
Though honestly, that's probably the least of what hasn't aged well in this short.
October 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Watching the Buster Keaton short The Paleface, 1922, and I know this is years before it became a symbol of evil, but he's wearing a blanket with swastikas, like a GOP staffer on a chilly night.
Though honestly, that's probably the least of what hasn't aged well in this short.
Though honestly, that's probably the least of what hasn't aged well in this short.
Some innocent venezuelan fishermen are gonna get murdered tonight. They were going to be murdered anyway, but they'll be murdered extra hard now, in protest of Trump not winning the prize for being the most peace guy.
October 10, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Some innocent venezuelan fishermen are gonna get murdered tonight. They were going to be murdered anyway, but they'll be murdered extra hard now, in protest of Trump not winning the prize for being the most peace guy.
Just getting over a cold, and remembering a quote from New radio, courtesy of the late great Phil Hartman. "I coughed up something that looked like escargot this morning, but I guess that's a good sign".
October 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Just getting over a cold, and remembering a quote from New radio, courtesy of the late great Phil Hartman. "I coughed up something that looked like escargot this morning, but I guess that's a good sign".
There hasn't been a good social media ceo since Tom from MySpace. He earned a shitload of money and then he bounced, never to be heard from again. That's why he's still everyone's friend. That Bluesky dickhole Jay could learn a thing or two.
a cartoon character holding a cup of coffee with the words " those were the days " below her
ALT: a cartoon character holding a cup of coffee with the words " those were the days " below her
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October 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There hasn't been a good social media ceo since Tom from MySpace. He earned a shitload of money and then he bounced, never to be heard from again. That's why he's still everyone's friend. That Bluesky dickhole Jay could learn a thing or two.
For some reason, Neil Innes' Elton John pastiche Godfrey Daniel has been on my mind all day.
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Godfrey Daniel - Neil Innes (HD)
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October 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
For some reason, Neil Innes' Elton John pastiche Godfrey Daniel has been on my mind all day.
youtu.be/lOQuDCp6lnk?...
youtu.be/lOQuDCp6lnk?...
Watching the first episode of Mythbusters. Everybody is so young. Buster is literally straight out of the box.
a bald man wearing a beret says jamie want big boom in front of a truck .
Alt: a bald man wearing a beret says jamie want big boom in front of a truck .
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September 22, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Watching the first episode of Mythbusters. Everybody is so young. Buster is literally straight out of the box.
I am disappointed in Disney. Not because I think they are in any way good, but because if anyone has lawyers, guns, and money to fight bullshit with bullshit, it's Disney. Trump has a bunch of halfwit ambulance chasers, and Disney has the most bloodthirsty sharks in the legal biz. Maybe literally.
a shark is swimming in the ocean with the words tohanfilm.net written below it
ALT: a shark is swimming in the ocean with the words tohanfilm.net written below it
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September 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I am disappointed in Disney. Not because I think they are in any way good, but because if anyone has lawyers, guns, and money to fight bullshit with bullshit, it's Disney. Trump has a bunch of halfwit ambulance chasers, and Disney has the most bloodthirsty sharks in the legal biz. Maybe literally.
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Edgy Internet Guy™ (2025)
April 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Edgy Internet Guy™ (2025)
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I made this in jest because I’m finding it hard to believe that a text message exchange would sound like a Jane Austen novel written by a cop. Completely Believable Text Message Theater - sound up.
September 17, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I made this in jest because I’m finding it hard to believe that a text message exchange would sound like a Jane Austen novel written by a cop. Completely Believable Text Message Theater - sound up.
Maybe it's because I'm nigh on 20 years older than Tyler Robinson, but if my ostensibly lover left a note saying "I killed that one guy, my love", I'm calling them, not writing a series of less than urgent texts right out of basic interrogation. My only text would be "pick up your fucking phone"
a woman is talking on a pay phone and saying `` answer the phone '' .
ALT: a woman is talking on a pay phone and saying `` answer the phone '' .
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September 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Maybe it's because I'm nigh on 20 years older than Tyler Robinson, but if my ostensibly lover left a note saying "I killed that one guy, my love", I'm calling them, not writing a series of less than urgent texts right out of basic interrogation. My only text would be "pick up your fucking phone"
