Lars Andersen
@lkjandersen.bsky.social
Escapee from reality. He/him. Strutting like a stunner who is pitiable.
How were they supposed to know the law, they are only the fucking police?
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How were they supposed to know the law, they are only the fucking police?
He got 10k for that? Jesus christ the internet was a mistake.
a man in a suit and tie holds his hand to his forehead
ALT: a man in a suit and tie holds his hand to his forehead
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November 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
He got 10k for that? Jesus christ the internet was a mistake.
The blonde girl calling ICE on the rest of the kids.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The blonde girl calling ICE on the rest of the kids.
Lack of object permanence, but for republican fuckery. Republicans just cover their eyes and go "coockoo" and these assholes just lose their shit.
a man in a plaid shirt is sitting at a table with a bottle of milk in front of him .
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is sitting at a table with a bottle of milk in front of him .
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November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Lack of object permanence, but for republican fuckery. Republicans just cover their eyes and go "coockoo" and these assholes just lose their shit.
Oh, her performance review.
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oh, her performance review.
He had a history of dickishness but the stroke apparently really turned it into hyperdrive.
nymag.com/intelligence...
nymag.com/intelligence...
John Fetterman’s Struggle
The senator insists he is in good health. But staffers past and present say they no longer recognize the man they once knew.
nymag.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 AM
He had a history of dickishness but the stroke apparently really turned it into hyperdrive.
nymag.com/intelligence...
nymag.com/intelligence...
When is the next election for any of them? I mean, pretty sure a few of them are safe until 2030.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
When is the next election for any of them? I mean, pretty sure a few of them are safe until 2030.
That's not until 2028, where he counts on either voters having forgotten it, elections being banned, him being dead, or AOC being in a Trumpcentration camp. Either way, not his problem.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
That's not until 2028, where he counts on either voters having forgotten it, elections being banned, him being dead, or AOC being in a Trumpcentration camp. Either way, not his problem.
He still has like 4 years left in the senate to be a useless asshole.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
He still has like 4 years left in the senate to be a useless asshole.
Reposted by Lars Andersen
[If Chuck Schumer was Baby in Dirty Dancing]
"Nobody puts Chucky in the cor- oh, he just put himself in the corner. Chuck, sweetie, get out of the corner, you're making everybody look bad."
"No!"
"Nobody puts Chucky in the cor- oh, he just put himself in the corner. Chuck, sweetie, get out of the corner, you're making everybody look bad."
"No!"
March 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
[If Chuck Schumer was Baby in Dirty Dancing]
"Nobody puts Chucky in the cor- oh, he just put himself in the corner. Chuck, sweetie, get out of the corner, you're making everybody look bad."
"No!"
"Nobody puts Chucky in the cor- oh, he just put himself in the corner. Chuck, sweetie, get out of the corner, you're making everybody look bad."
"No!"
Live mas, Amiga.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Live mas, Amiga.
Can you take a second mortgage to pay for the lamp?
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Can you take a second mortgage to pay for the lamp?
Wouldn't it be just like Schumer and his usual gang of assholes to take the wrong lesson from both the election and the polls and get himself and everyone else fucked in the ass by republicans in return for the promise of maybe a kiss on the cheek?
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Wouldn't it be just like Schumer and his usual gang of assholes to take the wrong lesson from both the election and the polls and get himself and everyone else fucked in the ass by republicans in return for the promise of maybe a kiss on the cheek?
Fucking Schumer.
a woman with long black hair is wearing a necklace and a blue shirt .
Alt: Rubbing temples
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November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Fucking Schumer.
All this talk about film vs. digital, it's never glass vs. paper-strip.
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
All this talk about film vs. digital, it's never glass vs. paper-strip.
I think if Trump could set it up how he wanted, the patsy's entire search history would be like "best rifle for a secret illegal immigrant trans communist to shoot a hunky 200 pound presidential candidate for being too handsome" and "same day trans surgery and abortions near me, a trans abortionist"
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I think if Trump could set it up how he wanted, the patsy's entire search history would be like "best rifle for a secret illegal immigrant trans communist to shoot a hunky 200 pound presidential candidate for being too handsome" and "same day trans surgery and abortions near me, a trans abortionist"
I think a lot of people assumed it was some mentally ill leftist, and democrats would, like, soften their message when it needed to be harder in tone, out of wussiness. But then it turned out to basically be a rightwing glorified schoolshooter, and even Trump lost interest.
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I think a lot of people assumed it was some mentally ill leftist, and democrats would, like, soften their message when it needed to be harder in tone, out of wussiness. But then it turned out to basically be a rightwing glorified schoolshooter, and even Trump lost interest.
Who, yes. Yes, no.
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Who, yes. Yes, no.
Who is in the hall of fame
two men are talking to each other in front of a curtain .
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November 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Who is in the hall of fame
I guess where it goes down to jehova's witnesses, one could branch it out to a bunch of sects of really weird evangelical christians that are basically the same.
Actually, I don't fully get the difference between JW, Mormons, and evangelicals, but I'm sure the difference is important to them.
Actually, I don't fully get the difference between JW, Mormons, and evangelicals, but I'm sure the difference is important to them.
a man in a white shirt and tie is eating a piece of food
Alt: Don't fully know, don't really care.
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I guess where it goes down to jehova's witnesses, one could branch it out to a bunch of sects of really weird evangelical christians that are basically the same.
Actually, I don't fully get the difference between JW, Mormons, and evangelicals, but I'm sure the difference is important to them.
Actually, I don't fully get the difference between JW, Mormons, and evangelicals, but I'm sure the difference is important to them.
Oh, they finally upgraded from semaphore telegraph?
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Oh, they finally upgraded from semaphore telegraph?
Russia still works with the ol' Zukhov 1-2, send in cannonfodder until the enemy is out of cannons, then stomp in and kill and/or rape anything still vaguely standing.
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Russia still works with the ol' Zukhov 1-2, send in cannonfodder until the enemy is out of cannons, then stomp in and kill and/or rape anything still vaguely standing.