@lizellis.bsky.social
Staff Writer - The Madness (on Netflix now)
Co-Creator - Sky: The Two Embers (watch this space)
Co-Creator - Sky: The Two Embers (watch this space)
I would be more relieved by this obituary if it weren’t for the precedent of “somehow, Palpatine returned”
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I would be more relieved by this obituary if it weren’t for the precedent of “somehow, Palpatine returned”
“This stadium only holds 50k, but in ten years, 100k people will claim they were here tonight.” 🔱 #gomariners
September 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
“This stadium only holds 50k, but in ten years, 100k people will claim they were here tonight.” 🔱 #gomariners
As much as TSA always feels like they’re having a tough soft open, the airport really is the only public space in American life where I don’t think at all about getting shot.
September 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
As much as TSA always feels like they’re having a tough soft open, the airport really is the only public space in American life where I don’t think at all about getting shot.
2006 was Clive Owen’s YEAR
June 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
2006 was Clive Owen’s YEAR
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it is incredibly telling and unfortunate that every single publication seems hell-bent on punishing WB for giving a successful black director money for an original movie, even if it's actually going over well. and that's something the industry should examine but of course they will not
April 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
it is incredibly telling and unfortunate that every single publication seems hell-bent on punishing WB for giving a successful black director money for an original movie, even if it's actually going over well. and that's something the industry should examine but of course they will not
Super messed up of JD Vance to kill the pope
April 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Super messed up of JD Vance to kill the pope
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American companies quite literally lost one trillion dollars in a single day but on the other hand Dave from accounts receivable doesn't have to worry about using they/them pronouns when he sees Leslie in the break room
April 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
American companies quite literally lost one trillion dollars in a single day but on the other hand Dave from accounts receivable doesn't have to worry about using they/them pronouns when he sees Leslie in the break room
Just so we’re clear, if Booker makes it another 6 hrs, a Black man opposing fascism will beat a 68-year-old record set by Strom Thurmond when he stood in opposition to the Civil Rights Act. The symbolism is not nothing.
April 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just so we’re clear, if Booker makes it another 6 hrs, a Black man opposing fascism will beat a 68-year-old record set by Strom Thurmond when he stood in opposition to the Civil Rights Act. The symbolism is not nothing.
My girl Patty Murray AKA Senator Landingham doing her partttt
April 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My girl Patty Murray AKA Senator Landingham doing her partttt
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just because something has a 99% chance of failure is no reason not to do it if the alternative is to keep doing the nothing that has a 100% chance of failure
can’t have death by a thousand papercuts if everyone says “I’m not going to do that it just inflicts a papercut”
can’t have death by a thousand papercuts if everyone says “I’m not going to do that it just inflicts a papercut”
April 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
just because something has a 99% chance of failure is no reason not to do it if the alternative is to keep doing the nothing that has a 100% chance of failure
can’t have death by a thousand papercuts if everyone says “I’m not going to do that it just inflicts a papercut”
can’t have death by a thousand papercuts if everyone says “I’m not going to do that it just inflicts a papercut”
So far this morning I have taken Dayquil, Sudafed, and Afrin. I don’t feel good but I don’t feel like I have a cold!
March 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So far this morning I have taken Dayquil, Sudafed, and Afrin. I don’t feel good but I don’t feel like I have a cold!
Also bras and undies! Always!
Real gap in smaller men’s shoes (6/7) at the South Pas / San Marino YMCA fire relief center!
February 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Also bras and undies! Always!
Real gap in smaller men’s shoes (6/7) at the South Pas / San Marino YMCA fire relief center!
February 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Real gap in smaller men’s shoes (6/7) at the South Pas / San Marino YMCA fire relief center!
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I’m sure there’s a middle ground between wanting Trump voters to suffer (I don’t) and welcoming them to the big tent when they’ve shown no remorse (I won’t), but I haven’t found it today and tomorrow’s not lookin too good either
February 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’m sure there’s a middle ground between wanting Trump voters to suffer (I don’t) and welcoming them to the big tent when they’ve shown no remorse (I won’t), but I haven’t found it today and tomorrow’s not lookin too good either
Enjoyed everything about the Kendrick show except how his jeans always feel like he’s mocking 2005 me.
February 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Enjoyed everything about the Kendrick show except how his jeans always feel like he’s mocking 2005 me.
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At OPM, Musk’s staffers won’t leave—they work around the clock and have even installed sofa beds in the office. Our access to data systems has been restricted, raising serious concerns about cybersecurity and a complete lack of oversight. We are keeping our heads down and documenting everything.
February 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
At OPM, Musk’s staffers won’t leave—they work around the clock and have even installed sofa beds in the office. Our access to data systems has been restricted, raising serious concerns about cybersecurity and a complete lack of oversight. We are keeping our heads down and documenting everything.
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My first and definitely last time working with the Los Angeles Times. Editing out the most urgent point of an OpEd in the minutes before sending to press while then also assigning a title and image that suggest an argument entirely opposite to the author’s clear intent is pretty shitty.
January 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My first and definitely last time working with the Los Angeles Times. Editing out the most urgent point of an OpEd in the minutes before sending to press while then also assigning a title and image that suggest an argument entirely opposite to the author’s clear intent is pretty shitty.
I can’t explain it, but this dude sits british
January 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I can’t explain it, but this dude sits british
JFYI everyone has their own needs but the fastest moving food item at every relief pantry right now is rice and DRY beans!
January 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
JFYI everyone has their own needs but the fastest moving food item at every relief pantry right now is rice and DRY beans!
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no one understands how absolutely insane and horrifying this is… i really think they don’t.
January 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
no one understands how absolutely insane and horrifying this is… i really think they don’t.
A BALLER
Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"
January 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A BALLER
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Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections."
Each defendant assaulted him.
Each defendant assaulted him.
January 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections."
Each defendant assaulted him.
Each defendant assaulted him.
Feb-Dec: “Why am I wasting a whole drawer on socks? I never wear them.”
Jan: “I need more socks.”
Jan: “I need more socks.”
January 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Feb-Dec: “Why am I wasting a whole drawer on socks? I never wear them.”
Jan: “I need more socks.”
Jan: “I need more socks.”
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