La Fupacabra
@lizardqueer.bsky.social
Manducamus libenter illos qui nos dominent.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
He's an €8 euro fish but I feel like that incel dude who got his act together because he had to take care of his shrimp. He's watching me watch him.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
He's an €8 euro fish but I feel like that incel dude who got his act together because he had to take care of his shrimp. He's watching me watch him.
I'm big eepy but I gotta stay up cause I start a night shift tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'm big eepy but I gotta stay up cause I start a night shift tomorrow
He's stressed TF out but here's my beautiful purple son
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
He's stressed TF out but here's my beautiful purple son
First Pokémon game and first starter.
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
First Pokémon game and first starter.
Me, cozy, in bed at 6am: "hmmm what is that dripping noise that has awoken me from my slumber"
My parents shower directly above a wall plug where 90% of my electronics are plugged in:
My parents shower directly above a wall plug where 90% of my electronics are plugged in:
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Me, cozy, in bed at 6am: "hmmm what is that dripping noise that has awoken me from my slumber"
My parents shower directly above a wall plug where 90% of my electronics are plugged in:
My parents shower directly above a wall plug where 90% of my electronics are plugged in:
The bébé is swaddled.
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The bébé is swaddled.
This dude saw the political climate and went yes now it's time for my genocide video
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This dude saw the political climate and went yes now it's time for my genocide video
I watched one (1) Skyrim video for old times sake and now all my recommendations look like this.
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I watched one (1) Skyrim video for old times sake and now all my recommendations look like this.
Better underdog narrative than any movie in the past 10 years
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Better underdog narrative than any movie in the past 10 years
Ah yes the dragonborn
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ah yes the dragonborn
I'm not great at helping others work through emotions.
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm not great at helping others work through emotions.
Didn't know docs came uncircumcised
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Didn't know docs came uncircumcised
I come before you humbled and douched
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I come before you humbled and douched
Something something gender ambiguous monster
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Something something gender ambiguous monster
I just realized I have to buy work clothes this shit is RELENTLESS
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I just realized I have to buy work clothes this shit is RELENTLESS
I thought porn was against community guidelines
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I thought porn was against community guidelines
Ai generated YouTube ad depicting one of my more elaborate wet dreams
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Ai generated YouTube ad depicting one of my more elaborate wet dreams
And the protoceratops who took the velociraptor down with it. The velociraptor had its claw in its throat and it broke its damn arm by clamping down. Anyways justice for the herbivores hell look at the African herbivores and see what happens when you evolve alongside crazy predators.
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
And the protoceratops who took the velociraptor down with it. The velociraptor had its claw in its throat and it broke its damn arm by clamping down. Anyways justice for the herbivores hell look at the African herbivores and see what happens when you evolve alongside crazy predators.
So nobody was gonna tell me about the cunty Brazilian jewel tarantula Typhochlaena seladonia!!? C'mon now
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
So nobody was gonna tell me about the cunty Brazilian jewel tarantula Typhochlaena seladonia!!? C'mon now
FUCK daylight savings I haven't seen the sun in a week
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
FUCK daylight savings I haven't seen the sun in a week
Seriously need a button to mute entire countries
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Seriously need a button to mute entire countries
There's a through line somewhere idk what it is but it's there
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
There's a through line somewhere idk what it is but it's there