La Fupacabra
@lizardqueer.bsky.social
Manducamus libenter illos qui nos dominent.
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Do fat fetishes come with being a furry or is it a correlation not causation thing
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Do fat fetishes come with being a furry or is it a correlation not causation thing
Nothing says adulthood like having to pay for butthole cream and look the cashier in the eyes
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Nothing says adulthood like having to pay for butthole cream and look the cashier in the eyes
I sat down as a stretch test and basically the top 3rd of my ass was out
I bought men's jeans for the job tomorrow and it's like two hams fighting in denim. They fit my waist but damn I can't bend over lest I tempt the devil.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I sat down as a stretch test and basically the top 3rd of my ass was out
I bought men's jeans for the job tomorrow and it's like two hams fighting in denim. They fit my waist but damn I can't bend over lest I tempt the devil.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I bought men's jeans for the job tomorrow and it's like two hams fighting in denim. They fit my waist but damn I can't bend over lest I tempt the devil.
I'm big eepy but I gotta stay up cause I start a night shift tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I'm big eepy but I gotta stay up cause I start a night shift tomorrow
Into the night....softly queefing
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Into the night....softly queefing
Swear to fuck if this fish doesn't stop playing dead and giving me a heart attack I GET IT I FORGOT TO GET YOU A HIDE AND IT WAS A BIG DAY. Fucker sits still for 30 seconds to a minute then darts.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Swear to fuck if this fish doesn't stop playing dead and giving me a heart attack I GET IT I FORGOT TO GET YOU A HIDE AND IT WAS A BIG DAY. Fucker sits still for 30 seconds to a minute then darts.
Y'know what's the most shocking about my time online, I never posted hole.
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Y'know what's the most shocking about my time online, I never posted hole.
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you're busy bouncing on it but i'm busy finding the truth
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
you're busy bouncing on it but i'm busy finding the truth
He's stressed TF out but here's my beautiful purple son
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
He's stressed TF out but here's my beautiful purple son
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What a wonderful President we have. #translivesmatter #transrightsarehumanrights
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
What a wonderful President we have. #translivesmatter #transrightsarehumanrights
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Me immediately after 5pm on Thursday
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Me immediately after 5pm on Thursday
I only want time travel to be real so everyone gets a shot to go back and jump their parent(s) at an equal age cause like there's no sport in sparking out a middle-aged people. Nothing I can do that type two diabetes and an under active thyroid won't.
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I only want time travel to be real so everyone gets a shot to go back and jump their parent(s) at an equal age cause like there's no sport in sparking out a middle-aged people. Nothing I can do that type two diabetes and an under active thyroid won't.
I'm trying not to collect catholic imagery as a fallen catholic but the church also didn't traumatize me (must've been an ugly kid) and I'm attracted to the gothic aspect like I've an iron crucifix with a skull and crossbones we found in my Nana's that's definitely haunted
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm trying not to collect catholic imagery as a fallen catholic but the church also didn't traumatize me (must've been an ugly kid) and I'm attracted to the gothic aspect like I've an iron crucifix with a skull and crossbones we found in my Nana's that's definitely haunted
I dislike self diagnosis obviously with the caveat of lack of affordable or available care/diagnosis but my friend was talking about her cptsd and I just kinda
a woman is laughing with her mouth open and the words `` i do that '' written next to her .
ALT: a woman is laughing with her mouth open and the words `` i do that '' written next to her .
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November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I dislike self diagnosis obviously with the caveat of lack of affordable or available care/diagnosis but my friend was talking about her cptsd and I just kinda
I haven't slept in 24 hours and managed to use the word mercurial in a sentence I dunno if this is what my brain is like on pure adrenaline or if I'm slowly feeling brain cells light up as they die
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I haven't slept in 24 hours and managed to use the word mercurial in a sentence I dunno if this is what my brain is like on pure adrenaline or if I'm slowly feeling brain cells light up as they die
I'm locked in a zoom lesson on the courts system and this middle aged Dublin fella came from fuckin nowhere giving a total speech of how the law isnt fair for thoss of lower socioeconomic backgrounds and I had to be like damn welcome comrade Joe
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I'm locked in a zoom lesson on the courts system and this middle aged Dublin fella came from fuckin nowhere giving a total speech of how the law isnt fair for thoss of lower socioeconomic backgrounds and I had to be like damn welcome comrade Joe
First Pokémon game and first starter.
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
First Pokémon game and first starter.
The only things I got out of my half a degree was a metal breakdown and the knowledge that the majority of the "countryside" is an ecological dead zone
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The only things I got out of my half a degree was a metal breakdown and the knowledge that the majority of the "countryside" is an ecological dead zone
It took 17 years but I've quit every self harming/destructive coping mechanism so unfortunately I'm only left with one option, harming others.
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
It took 17 years but I've quit every self harming/destructive coping mechanism so unfortunately I'm only left with one option, harming others.
A full frontal lobotomy is gender affirming care
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 AM
A full frontal lobotomy is gender affirming care
Idk how to tell me ma if she doesn't make stew today I'll top myself but maybe if I use those exact words it'll work cause in her defence I've recreated her recipe and 3-4 hours is a fuckin ballache you've to start dinner while you're having lunch but I made soup when the bitch was sick she owes me
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Idk how to tell me ma if she doesn't make stew today I'll top myself but maybe if I use those exact words it'll work cause in her defence I've recreated her recipe and 3-4 hours is a fuckin ballache you've to start dinner while you're having lunch but I made soup when the bitch was sick she owes me
Yanks asleep unemployed homosexuals in my time zone not up yet what's a girl to do
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Yanks asleep unemployed homosexuals in my time zone not up yet what's a girl to do
It took 15 hours and the five minutes it took to actually do the fuckin thing
No you don't get it I must procrastinate this due deadline until I'm at peak world ending anxiety so I can complete it while feeling like I'm being hunted for sport it's all part of the process
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 AM
It took 15 hours and the five minutes it took to actually do the fuckin thing