La Fupacabra
@lizardqueer.bsky.social
Strawberry-blonde bombsite.
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
Christina Yang you mean everything to me.
a woman with curlers in her hair says mama took my eyebrows in front of another woman
ALT: a woman with curlers in her hair says mama took my eyebrows in front of another woman
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January 2, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Christina Yang you mean everything to me.
I left work by saying "btw the entire server is down we have no way of working the scan cards BYYYEEEEEEEE"
January 2, 2026 at 7:39 AM
I left work by saying "btw the entire server is down we have no way of working the scan cards BYYYEEEEEEEE"
She seems too nice to do it but if I was Kelly Clarkson I'd call up singers and charge blackmail money not to cover their songs.
January 2, 2026 at 6:13 AM
She seems too nice to do it but if I was Kelly Clarkson I'd call up singers and charge blackmail money not to cover their songs.
Apparently they decided FRIDAY the 2nd of January was the first day back after Christmas and didn't decide to tell me the security guard. Woman scared the actual fuck out of me when she knocked on the window cause I haven't had anyone on site in like 3 weeks.
January 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Apparently they decided FRIDAY the 2nd of January was the first day back after Christmas and didn't decide to tell me the security guard. Woman scared the actual fuck out of me when she knocked on the window cause I haven't had anyone on site in like 3 weeks.
Apparently I've been calling two separate hospitals managed by my company for the past month and a half. They'll occasionally call back if they miss the call like sorry I was with a patient and I'm here sat on my ass for the past 10 hours.
I've to make a call to a sister location (not that one) every two hours and I'm about to start flirting with these dudes out of boredom cause Kenny sounds hot tbh
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Apparently I've been calling two separate hospitals managed by my company for the past month and a half. They'll occasionally call back if they miss the call like sorry I was with a patient and I'm here sat on my ass for the past 10 hours.
I would punt a child through a plate glass window for a decent battered fried fish with lemon and sea salt rn
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I would punt a child through a plate glass window for a decent battered fried fish with lemon and sea salt rn
I'm putting together a part sketchbook part reference book of my favorite things and it's like body horror, medieval anatomical illustrations and various weaponry and see now I realize why I had a lot of parent teacher meetings
January 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I'm putting together a part sketchbook part reference book of my favorite things and it's like body horror, medieval anatomical illustrations and various weaponry and see now I realize why I had a lot of parent teacher meetings
His name is beans and I've taken to calling him "FUCK IT BEANS" cause he barges through me and ricochets off something every time I open the door
We're minding the brothers springer spaniel while he's away and he's like if a crackhead wanted to shower you with love and affection. It's like being attacked by a hurricane with a tongue.
January 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
His name is beans and I've taken to calling him "FUCK IT BEANS" cause he barges through me and ricochets off something every time I open the door
Jesus Christ trying to draw again after a five year break is like trying to ride a bike with two broken ankles like I know the way that should be shaded but I don't have the liner pen control anymore
January 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Jesus Christ trying to draw again after a five year break is like trying to ride a bike with two broken ankles like I know the way that should be shaded but I don't have the liner pen control anymore
My new years resolution is for one entire year I'm unleashing the blunt autistic bitch I spent years training into submission via social trial and error. Good luck everyone 😊
January 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
My new years resolution is for one entire year I'm unleashing the blunt autistic bitch I spent years training into submission via social trial and error. Good luck everyone 😊
This shady bitch lmaoooo
January 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
This shady bitch lmaoooo
Nevermind the bitch made €900 for 3 hours and then immediately went to another hen night in the same face for another €900
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Nevermind the bitch made €900 for 3 hours and then immediately went to another hen night in the same face for another €900
We're minding the brothers springer spaniel while he's away and he's like if a crackhead wanted to shower you with love and affection. It's like being attacked by a hurricane with a tongue.
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 PM
We're minding the brothers springer spaniel while he's away and he's like if a crackhead wanted to shower you with love and affection. It's like being attacked by a hurricane with a tongue.
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Scrolling the bluesky timeline be like
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Scrolling the bluesky timeline be like
More of you should fuck me
January 1, 2026 at 7:52 AM
More of you should fuck me
I was meant to be a bitchy sales assistant in an up-market boutique but nobody pays living wages or hires fat bitches
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I was meant to be a bitchy sales assistant in an up-market boutique but nobody pays living wages or hires fat bitches
My body has genuinely never felt like my own and all the changes since aged like 5 have been against my will and never positive for my mental health so I've run the gauntlet from despair to self destruction to neutrality but truly I'm over it.
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
My body has genuinely never felt like my own and all the changes since aged like 5 have been against my will and never positive for my mental health so I've run the gauntlet from despair to self destruction to neutrality but truly I'm over it.
My go to work lunch recipe is broke bitch risotto which is a mushroom cup of soup over a bag of microwave rice and it's not bad
January 1, 2026 at 3:25 AM
My go to work lunch recipe is broke bitch risotto which is a mushroom cup of soup over a bag of microwave rice and it's not bad
I'm going to be aggressively moisturizing all January to get through the remains of my own skin care and also the copious toiletries sets you get when people don't know what to get you for Christmas cause I got all new skin care products with a voucher work gave me but I won't until I use the rest.
January 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I'm going to be aggressively moisturizing all January to get through the remains of my own skin care and also the copious toiletries sets you get when people don't know what to get you for Christmas cause I got all new skin care products with a voucher work gave me but I won't until I use the rest.
Y'know I could sit and go what the fuck was that about 2025 but considering the two back to back life threatening cancer cases survived and I ended the year employed I'm willing to let it go. We've a wedding for a family member I like and nibling due in August fuckin let's go 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Y'know I could sit and go what the fuck was that about 2025 but considering the two back to back life threatening cancer cases survived and I ended the year employed I'm willing to let it go. We've a wedding for a family member I like and nibling due in August fuckin let's go 2026.
Happy new year fags and faguettes
January 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Happy new year fags and faguettes
I'm 31 btw. I'm more confused as to why they felt confident in telling me I'm going to be wearing a suit, I don't own a fuckin suit, and then that they were both surprised and offended when I laughed in their face and told them to mind their own business.
Current row with the parents is cause I put them back in their box after they tried to dictate how I was expected to dress for my cousins wedding in two months. I'll wear whatever the fuck I want thanks x
December 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'm 31 btw. I'm more confused as to why they felt confident in telling me I'm going to be wearing a suit, I don't own a fuckin suit, and then that they were both surprised and offended when I laughed in their face and told them to mind their own business.
Current row with the parents is cause I put them back in their box after they tried to dictate how I was expected to dress for my cousins wedding in two months. I'll wear whatever the fuck I want thanks x
December 31, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Current row with the parents is cause I put them back in their box after they tried to dictate how I was expected to dress for my cousins wedding in two months. I'll wear whatever the fuck I want thanks x
A firework went off directly over my office to the point I actually felt the air pressure of the explosion and I think my heart stopped
December 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A firework went off directly over my office to the point I actually felt the air pressure of the explosion and I think my heart stopped
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December 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM