Eòsaph🏴
@livethrxughthis.bsky.social
Hi am Joseph:
a raconteur with a bad attitude and an even worse credit rating
@pleaseburgercheese.bsky.social is my pookie
a raconteur with a bad attitude and an even worse credit rating
@pleaseburgercheese.bsky.social is my pookie
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I’m tired of misogynistic gay men. We need to be better
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’m tired of misogynistic gay men. We need to be better
When he opens his mouth to unleash his dunning-kreuger effect
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When he opens his mouth to unleash his dunning-kreuger effect
My new favourite closedown phrase is: "imagine having the time to care about this"
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
My new favourite closedown phrase is: "imagine having the time to care about this"
To the twink who just looked me up and down in the bus station
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
To the twink who just looked me up and down in the bus station
It kept me up all night am fuckin ragin
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It kept me up all night am fuckin ragin
It just hit me given the longevity of my parents I'm likely entering middle age in my 30s.
This is what my brain comes up with at night time
This is what my brain comes up with at night time
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It just hit me given the longevity of my parents I'm likely entering middle age in my 30s.
This is what my brain comes up with at night time
This is what my brain comes up with at night time
It appears I have developed a cough
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It appears I have developed a cough
This is my life now I may as well just sleep on the floor
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This is my life now I may as well just sleep on the floor
As a fellow moustache gay I concur with my full chest (and fuller moustache)
Be a real man and earn that stache by kissing another man instead of posting growth updates about it on LinkedIn
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
As a fellow moustache gay I concur with my full chest (and fuller moustache)
The press tour, the fandom, everything yall have ruined that damn musical for me
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The press tour, the fandom, everything yall have ruined that damn musical for me
I love when @nottheboreworms.bsky.social interacts with anything I do on here because I immediately vocal stim
a woman holding a microphone and saying not the bore worms
ALT: a woman holding a microphone and saying not the bore worms
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I love when @nottheboreworms.bsky.social interacts with anything I do on here because I immediately vocal stim
ADHD in a nutshell: I remembered an article I liked on Bluesky SIX MONTHS ago that helped a friend with an academic piece - but don't you ever ask me where I just put my wallet
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ADHD in a nutshell: I remembered an article I liked on Bluesky SIX MONTHS ago that helped a friend with an academic piece - but don't you ever ask me where I just put my wallet
This year I will be commenting "AI slop smh" on people's family Christmas photos just to be a menace
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This year I will be commenting "AI slop smh" on people's family Christmas photos just to be a menace
In today's episode of corporate dystopia
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
In today's episode of corporate dystopia
I can empathise having a picky coffee order, but why be such a cunt about it?
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I can empathise having a picky coffee order, but why be such a cunt about it?
I "happy holidays" people just to litmus test if they're a crybaby bitch
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I "happy holidays" people just to litmus test if they're a crybaby bitch
I hear raccoons are domesticating 😭😭 they're not even in Scotland but I would love a pet racoon so bad
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I hear raccoons are domesticating 😭😭 they're not even in Scotland but I would love a pet racoon so bad
I'm sorry but the Wicked press tour just feels voyeuristic at this point - I literally feel like I'm intruding
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I'm sorry but the Wicked press tour just feels voyeuristic at this point - I literally feel like I'm intruding
Wits happenin'
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Wits happenin'
I wanna experiment with my long form writing on substack. To followers who know what I talk about on the reg: If you have a subject you'd like to read my thoughts or analysis on, or would like some long form advice - let me know here 🥳
ngl.link/livethxrught...
ngl.link/livethxrught...
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I wanna experiment with my long form writing on substack. To followers who know what I talk about on the reg: If you have a subject you'd like to read my thoughts or analysis on, or would like some long form advice - let me know here 🥳
ngl.link/livethxrught...
ngl.link/livethxrught...
So like what have I missed in my month hiatus other than memes and despair at world events
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
So like what have I missed in my month hiatus other than memes and despair at world events
Getting lots of lovely feedback 🥰🥰
Hey it's been a minute but I FINALLY published my first substack article pls be kind
open.substack.com/pub/joeneeds...
open.substack.com/pub/joeneeds...
Pushing my boulder: joy, rebellion and bipolar.
Trigger warning: mental health, self harm, suicide attempts/ideation.
open.substack.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Getting lots of lovely feedback 🥰🥰
According to Mcintosh's processed mac n cheese I now identify as a family of 4. I think my cholesterol may form its own homunculus in due course
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
According to Mcintosh's processed mac n cheese I now identify as a family of 4. I think my cholesterol may form its own homunculus in due course