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@livethrxughthis.bsky.social
Hi am Joseph:
a raconteur with a bad attitude and an even worse credit rating
@pleaseburgercheese.bsky.social is my pookie
a raconteur with a bad attitude and an even worse credit rating
@pleaseburgercheese.bsky.social is my pookie
When he opens his mouth to unleash his dunning-kreuger effect
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When he opens his mouth to unleash his dunning-kreuger effect
To the twink who just looked me up and down in the bus station
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
To the twink who just looked me up and down in the bus station
Divine would agree
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Divine would agree
It appears I have developed a cough
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It appears I have developed a cough
This is my life now I may as well just sleep on the floor
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This is my life now I may as well just sleep on the floor
In today's episode of corporate dystopia
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
In today's episode of corporate dystopia
Wits happenin'
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Wits happenin'
It was shakshouka for brunch I know what's up
October 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
It was shakshouka for brunch I know what's up
A meal deal lol
Triple sandwich, scotch egg and a redbull yo
Triple sandwich, scotch egg and a redbull yo
October 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A meal deal lol
Triple sandwich, scotch egg and a redbull yo
Triple sandwich, scotch egg and a redbull yo
I have far too much going on in life rn to give that thought - wedding won't be for a couple years due to current life circumstances
October 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I have far too much going on in life rn to give that thought - wedding won't be for a couple years due to current life circumstances
A guy in Budapest tried to mug me when I was 19 and I was steaming drunk. Offered him a cigarette and we ended up drinking wine on a street corner together. Nice guy sans the attempted mugging
October 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A guy in Budapest tried to mug me when I was 19 and I was steaming drunk. Offered him a cigarette and we ended up drinking wine on a street corner together. Nice guy sans the attempted mugging
Post you from a different era
Short hair days
Short hair days
October 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Post you from a different era
Short hair days
Short hair days
Do you seriously think we got engaged without discussing wedding plans? Lmao
October 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Do you seriously think we got engaged without discussing wedding plans? Lmao
I don't see the point in throwing gratuitous money at a wedding. Small, intimate service and a BYOB community hall hire for a celebration all the way.
October 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I don't see the point in throwing gratuitous money at a wedding. Small, intimate service and a BYOB community hall hire for a celebration all the way.
Sitting on the bus with the adrenaline of a hunted gazelle. How's everyone else's night going?
October 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Sitting on the bus with the adrenaline of a hunted gazelle. How's everyone else's night going?
it's monochrome Monday after all
October 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
it's monochrome Monday after all
meritocracy is a sham and nutrition geeks pls stop spamming me x
September 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
meritocracy is a sham and nutrition geeks pls stop spamming me x
I love double denim I will die on this hill
September 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I love double denim I will die on this hill
new glasses & sunglasses
September 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
new glasses & sunglasses
the week has gone to shit but I have music and cigarettes so it'll be fine
September 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
the week has gone to shit but I have music and cigarettes so it'll be fine
back cooking again: girlies we are so back (mentally)
September 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
back cooking again: girlies we are so back (mentally)