The Liverpool Offside
@liverpooloffside.bsky.social
Anti-capitalist manifestos, chorizo news, and generally substandard #LFC twaddle. Passing time until the heat death of the universe.
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Business class, you say?
November 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Business class, you say?
Trust the process 😌
September 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Trust the process 😌
More like the Manchester Derpby, am I right?
September 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
More like the Manchester Derpby, am I right?
Damint, too slow.
September 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Damint, too slow.
In related news, gonna have a drink and a laugh thinking of all the very angry Newcastle fans we got to know because they spent all summer name searching and getting heated over what they found. Love you all, you fucking weirdoes 😘
September 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
In related news, gonna have a drink and a laugh thinking of all the very angry Newcastle fans we got to know because they spent all summer name searching and getting heated over what they found. Love you all, you fucking weirdoes 😘
Simpletons 1 - 0 Luke Edwards
August 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Simpletons 1 - 0 Luke Edwards
It's a fair question imo
August 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It's a fair question imo
Newcastle United fans,,,, good afternoon.
July 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Newcastle United fans,,,, good afternoon.
I don't think we should sell Luis Diaz
July 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I don't think we should sell Luis Diaz
They can basically take over a tree but apparently they don't do any harm so are called epiphytes rather than parasites? Once you know to look for them in more tropical places you start seeing them everywhere.
June 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
They can basically take over a tree but apparently they don't do any harm so are called epiphytes rather than parasites? Once you know to look for them in more tropical places you start seeing them everywhere.
Agent Frimpong >>>
May 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Agent Frimpong >>>
Okay but have you considered Indy may legitimately have better Liverpool sources than Fabrizio? Because he legitimately might and that is exceptionally funny to me.
May 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Okay but have you considered Indy may legitimately have better Liverpool sources than Fabrizio? Because he legitimately might and that is exceptionally funny to me.
They're afraid.
May 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
They're afraid.
LONG SLEEVES LET'S FUCKING GO
May 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
LONG SLEEVES LET'S FUCKING GO
Gotta say Ibiza ain't my ~thing~ but it seems like a hell of a lot more fun than having stupid arguments on the internet about whether fans Crossed A Line by booing on Sunday (also it's clear now the players and manager plan on being drunk and/or high and/or hungover through the end of the season).
May 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Gotta say Ibiza ain't my ~thing~ but it seems like a hell of a lot more fun than having stupid arguments on the internet about whether fans Crossed A Line by booing on Sunday (also it's clear now the players and manager plan on being drunk and/or high and/or hungover through the end of the season).
Okay but what would his Papal (or Popenal, if you will) name be?
May 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Okay but what would his Papal (or Popenal, if you will) name be?
The Europa League final is gonna be ~∈✯❀vile❀✯∋~
May 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The Europa League final is gonna be ~∈✯❀vile❀✯∋~
LIBPOOL TOP OF THE LEAGUE
May 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
LIBPOOL TOP OF THE LEAGUE
If I can be allowed to take five seconds off from celebrating Liverpool winning number twenty, this potentially being this group's final positions this season is objectively hilarious.
April 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
If I can be allowed to take five seconds off from celebrating Liverpool winning number twenty, this potentially being this group's final positions this season is objectively hilarious.