Going to the town gym for the first time today. If a man acts weird, I will kill him.

I feel like I have a high tolerance for uncomfortable media, but I keep needing breaks with The Substance.

How in the world are there 30 more minutes of this movie??!

The fiber supplement my doc recommended should come with a waiver

Those aren’t dustbunnies, you idiot. This is castlecore.

Someone please make a horror film about celebrity award shows. Very “the capitol in the hunger games,” very “Nero plays his fiddle while Rome burns,” very “circuses and bread.”

this image is from 2002

My dad got an orange & one dollar on his birthday each year. One of my grandfathers ate oranges whole, fruit & peel, until his death - a practice born from their scarcity & his constant near malnutrition.

Tonight I’m having two whole oranges as a late night snack. I’m in such a grateful mood.

A reminder that T. S. Eliot had the problems of today figured out 103 years ago in his essay and poetry collection "The Sacred Wood."