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LittleRedHeidi
@littleredheidi.bsky.social
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Rowdy Irish chaos gremlin. Bisexual bookworm. Hoor for horror. Disabled artist who just wants to make her stupid little pictures and live like a hobbit. She/her or they/them. I love cheese. Oh, and FUCK AI.
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Looking swell brother! You're glowing 😊
A happy man sits in a pond living his best life, surrounded by greenery and comfort
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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"Are you a flannel, hoodie, or jacket bisexual?"

Yes

Anyway here's me from this morning with fuck-all sleep for the last 4 days, up early 2 days in a row, in high pain/high fatigue mode and ready to crash hard ✌🏻
An exhausted white woman with red and pink hair smiles at the camera. She has bangs, and is wearing an old-ass Slayer t-shirt. An exhausted white woman with red and pink hair smiles at the camera. She has bangs, and is wearing an old-ass Slayer t-shirt, a red flannel shirt, a black hoodie, and a light blue denim jacket. An exhausted white woman with red and pink hair smiles at the camera. She has bangs, and is wearing an old-ass Slayer t-shirt, a red flannel shirt, a black hoodie, and a light blue denim jacket.
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Yelling "I already told you NO" at a repeated ad on my phone, Nimrod gets a wee fright and his ears go back.

I pet him and say "Sorry buddy I'm not yelling at you, I'm yelling at the fuckin' Catholics"

Pic of the fat lad for tax:
A big, beefy black and white cat that is the size of a small dog sits on a bed and on top of two books that he isn't able to read. He is giving the camera side-eye because the photographer was yelling at unwanted catholic ads shoving their way onto her Facebook feed. He usually smiles vapidly but when annoyed he gives me this rare shady look.
October 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Painting FINISHED 💪🏻 it was actually done a couple of days ago but I ended up being busy and then was gaming all day so finally remembered to photograph it and post it today 😅

Larkspur painted in standard A5 on plain paper using gouche. Featuring a small tea stain in the top right.
A gouche painting of purple Larkspur in a spiral-bound A5 notebook. At the top right of the page is a tea stain because the painter (me) is a messy fool. A gouche painting of purple Larkspur in a spiral-bound A5 notebook. At the top right of the page is a tea stain because the painter (me) is a messy fool. A close-up of a gouche painting of purple Larkspur in a spiral-bound A5 notebook.
October 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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In the last 2 weeks, Nimrod has begun gently putting his paw on my face to let me know that HE is hungry and would like me to feed him. He literally watched his brother and learned that it results in food acquisition. Sure, he's a total himbo, but if it's food related he is a mastermind. 3/3
A black and white cat gazes coyly at the camera. He has one paw on his human's boob and although I cannot show it in a photo, he is purring like an engine.
October 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Ripley has gotten used to the fact that I nap regularly (chronic pain & illness, yay) so if I'm asleep and he wants more of his food, he gently taps my face with his paw OR gently hooks a paw round my earphone wire to pull them out to signal me to get his bowl for him. It is stupidly adorable. 2/3
A black cat sits facing the camera. Behind him is a OC monitor with The Magnus Archives playing. There is also a work-in-progress painting in a sketchbook, a paint palette, and a jar of paintbrushes.
October 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Ripley (grumpy void) is a grazer and will eat a few bites of food then head off. Since we got his brother Nimrod (tuxedo himbo), who would eat rocks if they had gravy on them, I have had to hide Ripley's food in my bed drawer because he can find it and devour it anywhere else. 1/
A black cat and a black & white cat lie on a bed beside each other. They both stare up at a point beyond the camera, which is where my partner was moving his hands to get them both to look up at the same time.
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Bullying myself into actually finishing my paintings by posting WIP publicly. Get it done bitch.
Picture shows a gauche painting in progress. The painting is in an A5 notebook with black metal rings binding it. To the left of the notebook is the plastic paint palette and a recycled pasta sauce jar of paintbrushes.
October 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Went out to the front garden to plant tulips, replant Fuschia and lavender, and do the last bit of weeding. Neighbours saw me being chill & normal. Then 2 hours later they defo heard me indoors, screaming in utter rage after I bashed my cold hand on the bed while trying to clean up cat puke.
The image shows Dennis Reynolds from the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In this scene he is having a full meltdown in unbridled fury after finding out that he still rated poorly on an app he kept insisting he didn't care about. When I bashed my cold hand on the hard wood of my bed, I let out a prolonged roar not unlike the one he releases in this scene.
October 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Smiled at a wee dog that I saw out for its walkies til I saw the owner going into the Church of Scientology National Affairs Office of Ireland and then I felt my face do this
A big, fluffy white dog - likely a Great Pyrenees- stands in a doorway with a horrified expression on its face. A faded closeup of its expression is then pasted over the image to amplify just how spooked this bugger is.
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Jesus Henry Christ this is the energy in the comments.

Also fuck people who see a state name and automatically assume everyone in that state is a fashy wanker, I have pals in Kentucky that are so leftist and so angry at the shit currently going down.
A tweet parodying the immense ridiculousness of some terminally online people who see joy and immediately want to scream at the joyful.
August 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Birthday gift from Tiny Gay Parents - oxblood Dr. Martens just like the ones I wore to death in secondary school 🥰

I got Docs, Nimrod got box
A pair of pasty white Irish legs wearing oxblood (burgundy) dr martens boots. The left leg is slightly bigger than the right leg due to the extensive damage from a Deep Vein Thrombosis that I had when I was 23. The clot is gone but the leg will still swell up slightly, particularly on days that I have to stand or walk a lot, and on high pain days. It makes it difficult to buy boots and socks that are tight fits. Thankfully, these boots fit regardless! A VERY pixilated photo of me in my second-last year of secondary/high school. We were supposed to wear bland black shoes but I fought to wear my docs, just as I fought to keep my bright red comic-book hair, heavy eyeliner and slightly augmented uniform (shirt unbuttoned, skirt too high, just your typical rebel girl hoe) A plump (okay he's a CHONK) black and white cat sits in a brown cardboard shoebox. His fat is spilling over the side of the box and he looks very happy with himself. He was purring like an engine when this photo was taken.
July 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Yes I will continue to make a stupid age-related meme for my birthday every year
The image is a screenshot of John Redcorn from King of the Hill exclaiming "I'm 36 years old, I don't need this crap" but I have poorly scribbled over it to have my current hairstyle on top of John's head, indicating that the meme is about me.
June 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Very ill with flu, possibly Covid (have to wait til tomorrow to get a test) and torn between getting a proper night's rest or staying up late and enjoying the peaceful quiet that only exists at night. I feel like a boiled shite tho, so it'll probably be rest that wins.
A screenshot from an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The person in the picture is the character Dennis, who insists throughout the beginning of the episode that he is fine and is not at risk of becoming unwell. Inevitably, he becomes the most visibly unwell of the group, looking as if he may die at any moment. I have scribbled my own hairstyle on him to show that is how I feel - and look - at this moment.
June 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Didn't realise my neighbour was outside til I heard her clear her throat, which means she *definitely* heard me say turn on my PC and say "Hello computer!" like Scotty in The Voyage Home.
A screenshot from the film Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (the one with the whales). Montgomery Scott aka "Scotty", beloved engineer and partly feral Scottish crewman of the original Enterprise NCC-1701 (No bloody A, B, C, or D) picks up what he believes to be a communication device that will let him speak to the computer as he would in his usual time. He does not realise that in 1980s Earth, our computers were not advanced like they are when he is from. His attempt is, alas, a failure, but it is charming and adorable nonetheless.
May 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Depression is at an all time high. I cried over a plant yesterday. I'm taking care of myself and being taken care of too. Just have to get through it.

And in an utterly comical turn of events, I'm on my way to a hangout/board games eve with a group of actual certified psychologists.
A photo of a clinically depressed 35 year old woman. Her hair is red and pink with blunt bangs, her eyes are blue, she's as pale as those creatures from the film The Descent, and she is very tired but trying her best. She is wearing a red flannel and a black top.
May 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Watched all of Twin Peaks season 1, loved it, immediately onto Season 2.

Me, a fool: "Oh Bob isn't actually that scary at ALL, maybe I've been blowing it out of proportion all these years!"

Bob in season 2 episode 2: "Hold my scary beer"
A picture from the show Twin Peaks season 2 episode 2. The image is of the absolutely pants-shittingly scary character "BOB" climbing across a sofa toward the camera/audience. He has one leg elevated to climb but when paused it sort of looks like he's spraying the room like an unneutered tomcat. A picture from the show Twin Peaks season 2 episode 2. The image is of the absolutely pants-shittingly scary character "BOB" climbing across a sofa toward the camera/audience. He is even closer now and while it is terrifying in motion, when paused it looks like he's trying to be sexy "Are you impressed by my catlike reflexes? No? Okay death then" A picture from the show Twin Peaks season 2 episode 2. The image is of the absolutely pants-shittingly scary character "BOB" but he's done climbing and he's HERE IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM DUDE IS *IN* THE CAMERA SQUEEZING THROUGH TO GET YOU LIKE EUGENE FUCKING TOOMS
May 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Thick goth thighs hold more books 🖤

In a bizarre turn of events, Ireland actually has sunshine AND high temperatures, so I lathered myself in high SPF sunblock, grabbed my books, and ran outside to soak up some fuckin' SEROTONIN 🤘🏻

#Books #BookSky #Reading #IWasATeenageSlasher
A pair of pasty white Irish thighs lie stretch out in the sunshine. Upon those thighs are three books - Frank Herbert's "Dune", Philip K. Dick's "The Man in the High Castle", and Stephen Graham Jones's "I Was a Teenager Slasher".
April 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Drank a whole can of Monster energy drink and let my Goblin Mode take over temporarily to politely yell at a person on FB for using that stupid fucking AI "starter pack" shit. Will I be unfriended? Will I receive a snarky reply ignoring all my points? Who knows!
A meme image of the character Homelander from tv show The Boys. Externally he is calmly exasperated but internally he is going berserk. This image reflects ny current state of wanting to just be chill but instead I am giving in to my bottled rage and mania about terrible Gen AI and the people who use it.
April 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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My first John Scalzi book and so far I *LOVE* it.

Here it is pictured alongside my own domesticated Kaiju, Nimrod (he LORG)

#books #reading #NowReading #BookSky #scifi #JohnScalzi #TheKaijuPreservationSociety
A black and white tuxedo cats sits to the left of the image with his body leaning on a cushion. Atop the cushion is a black and blue book with white text. The book is 'The Kaiju Preservation Society' by John Scalzi.
April 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Had some rough mental health days, was in dire need of some fresh horror, so I treated myself. So far, Incidents Around the House is CREEP AF, I love it. Thank the gods for spooky horror writers 🖤
#BookSky #Reading #Horror #HorrorFiction
A stack of 5 contemporary horror novels sits on a dark brown desk. Beside them is a mug of tea with a design featuring the OG horror film icons; currently visible on the mug is Gillman from "Creature from the Black Lagoon", The Invisible Man, and The Mummy. The books in descending order are: Incidents Around the House by Josh Malerman, Summer Camp for Slasher Victims by Matthew Mercer, The Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi, I Was a Teenage Slasher by Stephen Graham Jones, and Bury Your Gays by Chuck Tingle. All of the books are dark colours with bright text on their spines for contrast, all of them with red/pink text with the exception of one which has white text.
March 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Extra pics (because I'm so proud of this effort).

#Baking #SweetRolls #LetMeGuessSomeoneStoleyourSweetRoll #CaramelisedBuns
Caramelised biscoff & twix spread sweet rolls sit on a parchment paper-lined baking tray. They are fresh out of the oven. A bowl of homemade cream cheese frosting. The frosting is melted chocolate, biscoff & twix spread blended into a thick, creamy frosting. In the bowl is a green baking spatula and a spoon. Caramelised biscoff & twix spread sweet rolls sit on a parchment paper-lined baking tray. They are uncooked and ready to go into the oven. They are full of hope. A sweet roll dough is spread out on a lightly floured surface. Caramelised biscoff & twix spread and crumbled Biscoff biscuits are covering the dough.
February 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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I decided to make a first attempt at baking sweet rolls for the first time today. They turned out UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE.

The rolls are caramelised Biscoff & Twix spread with crumbled biscoff biscuits as the filling.

The icing is chocolate, biscoff-twix spread cream cheese frosting (my first ever!)
Caramelised biscoff & twix spread sweet rolls sit in a grey baking dish on a sink. They are covered in a thick homemade cream cheese frosting and dusted with crumbled Biscoff biscuits. Caramelised biscoff & twix spread sweet rolls sit in a grey baking dish on a sink. They are covered in a thick homemade cream cheese frosting and dusted with crumbled Biscoff biscuits. Caramelised biscoff & twix spread sweet rolls sit in a grey baking dish on a sink. They are covered in a thick homemade cream cheese frosting and dusted with crumbled Biscoff biscuits. In the background is an onion and some garlic that I forgot to put away AGAIN. They were not used to make the rolls. Caramelised biscoff & twix spread sweet rolls sit in a grey baking dish on a sink. They are currently uncovered. Two of them were slightly burnt on top and when trying to remove those parts, I accidentally squished them, making them look messy in comparison to the other nice rolls. Behind them is a glass bowl filled with homemade cream cheese frosting which I tested multiple times before applying.
February 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Me recently: I want to start being productive again, I want to make use of my days!

Me even more recently: *stricken with fresh depressive episode, suffering sinus headaches & migraines, wakes up sick with possible headcold making me weaker than usual*
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise 1701-D sits in his ready room wearing his Starfleet uniform - a red shirt with black shoulders - and is visibly annoyed and exasperated. His face is giving "What the actual fuck" but due to his position as captain he must use diplomacy and not say how he really feels.
February 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Turned around to grab something and saw this dude just chilling on my desk beside the Dreaded Spray Bottle.

No gods, no masters, no thoughts, head empty.

#Cats #CatsOfBluesky #TuxedoCat
A black and white cat sits on a desk staring at the camera. His little black tail is curled around his feet. Beside him is the Spray bottle used to discourage him from being naughty. He does not care.
February 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM