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@literatejosh.bsky.social
Grammar Rodeo: Head Buckaroo. He/Him.
I recently told someone “I would get a laserdisc player, but it’s too on-brand for me and I don’t want to be a parody of myself.” Sadly, I recognize this as the first step toward me inevitably buying a laserdisc player.
September 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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June 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I loved Sinners for a lot of reasons. But nobody prepared me for it being a stealth remake of Xanadu.
May 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Every Ruination Day feels like history is wearing thin. And today is certainly Ruination Day.

youtu.be/FjwatDksOvQ?...
April the 14th Part 1
YouTube video by Gillian Welch - Topic
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April 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Okay, come on. Julien Baker + Torres AND Lucy Dacus are gonna be playing shows here on the same week? I’m overstimulated.
February 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 4:27 AM
I’m gonna say it: Hundreds of Beavers is a Christmas movie.
December 26, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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remember the reason for the season
November 30, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Feel like BlueSky is an echo chamber?

Have you considered that I don't owe it to you to pretend I care about your opinion?

Because guess what: I don't!

I'm here for good vibes only - I don't owe you my attention or consideration!

Sorry, not sorry!
November 22, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
November 15, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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October 9, 2024 at 6:10 PM
I made a friend today.
October 4, 2024 at 11:44 PM
The worst part of reading content online is that it doesn’t clutter up your coffee table in a way that advertises your good taste. Thank you @bencollins.bsky.social for fixing this.
September 18, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Thank God. My last reason to occasionally check Twitter is finally done.
I'm trying to be more diligent about crossposting for people who have been kind enough to follow me here. Yesterday, some people on Twitter asked me to explain the difference between a four-in-hand and Windsor knot, and why one would be considered "better." So here's a thread. 🧵 (1/19)
September 4, 2024 at 2:18 AM
The Hemingway quote is more succinct, but this new one is just as depressing.
July 18, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Today I’m frustrated because my VCR only records at SP and SLP speeds. If it would just record at LP, I could fit a whole season of Prehistoric Planet on one tape!

But also, it’s cool to have a problem literally nobody else on Earth is having right now.
July 1, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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RETURN MY JACK'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
June 11, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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TikTok shouldn't be illegal but it should be illegal to show it to me
April 24, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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🌱🐌🍄
April 3, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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Bugs
March 28, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I saw this exchange on Twitter today and I can’t get it out of my brain. What does “fictional” mean for this commenter in this context? I guess he means that onomatopoeias are invented, or “made up” words. There are “real” words in the dictionary, but we make up fictional words like “vworp.” 1/x
March 21, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Hard to put things any clearer than @zitron.bsky.social does here. This weird alienation shows across a wide variety of fields - policy, business, journalism, streaming services, LLM use, social media, hardware… The question “who wants this” is so pervasive but hard to answer. It’s very discouraging
February 27, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I know it’s not cool to ship real people. But I’ve been watching a lot of old episodes of Whose Line, and the urge to write Laura Hall/Linda Taylor slashfic is troublingly strong.
February 10, 2024 at 10:33 PM