eevee🏳️⚧️(the pokémon)
@literallyjustapokemon.online
33 cycles | transexual pokemon
“some kind of deceptively small goddess of nightmares”
I WILL talk about blood and needles. fair warning.
NSFW | MDNI | no pfp = bloc
banner: OC; Orions Sword
“some kind of deceptively small goddess of nightmares”
I WILL talk about blood and needles. fair warning.
NSFW | MDNI | no pfp = bloc
banner: OC; Orions Sword
Pinned
hahahahaha well at least we already deleted nudes 😂 but if she follows i imagine she will be committing us into a psych ward out of concern for the whole...plural thing....so...if i disappear for a while....
💜: mom, if you are reading this. i am normal and sane. promise! please don't send us to the grippy sock emporium.
feeling kinda dumb(affirming)
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
feeling kinda dumb(affirming)
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what if it was Five Girls and you had to sit on their lap as a chair as they fed you fries while petting you
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
what if it was Five Girls and you had to sit on their lap as a chair as they fed you fries while petting you
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Nostalgia pop band called ‘Faraday Dildo’
punk band called “mag safe dildo”
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Nostalgia pop band called ‘Faraday Dildo’
punk band called “mag safe dildo”
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
punk band called “mag safe dildo”
matt damon doing mutual aid work in his role in downsizing is hands down his best role. ever.
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
matt damon doing mutual aid work in his role in downsizing is hands down his best role. ever.
I realllyyyyy do not want to work today 😫
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I realllyyyyy do not want to work today 😫
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I mean if the shocker battery didn’t die, I maybe wouldnt have resorted to biting
she bit me.
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I mean if the shocker battery didn’t die, I maybe wouldnt have resorted to biting
she bit me.
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
she bit me.
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long informative thread about housing
Any homes "the market" can build the government can build, with cheaper financing, while building both financially self sustaining capital assets that can be further leveraged to build more capital but also revenue streams to fund co-located social programs
We could literally have a self sustaining housing portfolio that not only addressed the affordability crisis but funded co-located social programs such as child care and home care
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
long informative thread about housing
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Can you tell how happy we are?
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Can you tell how happy we are?
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i'm a whore for reciprocated affection
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i'm a whore for reciprocated affection
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I need a free open source alternative to citizenship I don't want to be an american that much
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I need a free open source alternative to citizenship I don't want to be an american that much
if you give me flowers….I will save my favorite one and keep it forever.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
if you give me flowers….I will save my favorite one and keep it forever.
me, sipping a blue raspberry sour patch flavored ghost:
so yeah, that “sour” flavor is achieved with a blend of citric acid and tartaric acid. same is true with all the sour candies. the tartaric acid is suuuuper important because it’s where most of the “sour” flavor comes from, but the the balan-
so yeah, that “sour” flavor is achieved with a blend of citric acid and tartaric acid. same is true with all the sour candies. the tartaric acid is suuuuper important because it’s where most of the “sour” flavor comes from, but the the balan-
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
me, sipping a blue raspberry sour patch flavored ghost:
so yeah, that “sour” flavor is achieved with a blend of citric acid and tartaric acid. same is true with all the sour candies. the tartaric acid is suuuuper important because it’s where most of the “sour” flavor comes from, but the the balan-
so yeah, that “sour” flavor is achieved with a blend of citric acid and tartaric acid. same is true with all the sour candies. the tartaric acid is suuuuper important because it’s where most of the “sour” flavor comes from, but the the balan-
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KNOW THE FORCES OF NATURE!
- the strong nuclear force
- the weak nuclear force
- electromagnetism
- gravity
- lesbianism
- the strong nuclear force
- the weak nuclear force
- electromagnetism
- gravity
- lesbianism
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
KNOW THE FORCES OF NATURE!
- the strong nuclear force
- the weak nuclear force
- electromagnetism
- gravity
- lesbianism
- the strong nuclear force
- the weak nuclear force
- electromagnetism
- gravity
- lesbianism
the canvas 🙂↕️
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
the canvas 🙂↕️
to continue laboring under capitalism for an impressively meager, disrespectful, and infuriating pittance or to become a stay at home pokegirl....THAT is the question.
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
to continue laboring under capitalism for an impressively meager, disrespectful, and infuriating pittance or to become a stay at home pokegirl....THAT is the question.
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Juno needs groceries and takeout (because who has the energy to cook the same day you buy groceries, I certainly don't!) 💕💸
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Juno needs groceries and takeout (because who has the energy to cook the same day you buy groceries, I certainly don't!) 💕💸
PSA: OLIVE IS HOT AF!
IMPLICITLY TRUST THE POKEMON!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!
:3
IMPLICITLY TRUST THE POKEMON!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!
:3
I wish my friends knew how hot I am
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
PSA: OLIVE IS HOT AF!
IMPLICITLY TRUST THE POKEMON!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!
:3
IMPLICITLY TRUST THE POKEMON!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!
:3
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I cook for friends and family to show how much I care about them. It's part of the reason I quit as a professional chef, because I don't want it to ever be that mercenary.
Food is a deeply personal, spiritual thing for me. And if you can't respect others' food needs, you don't really respect them.
Food is a deeply personal, spiritual thing for me. And if you can't respect others' food needs, you don't really respect them.
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I cook for friends and family to show how much I care about them. It's part of the reason I quit as a professional chef, because I don't want it to ever be that mercenary.
Food is a deeply personal, spiritual thing for me. And if you can't respect others' food needs, you don't really respect them.
Food is a deeply personal, spiritual thing for me. And if you can't respect others' food needs, you don't really respect them.
what if we organized a keijo league
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
what if we organized a keijo league
when you realize that you, quite purposefully, cucked a manatee plushie.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
when you realize that you, quite purposefully, cucked a manatee plushie.
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Matthew 18:20 For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with thee
Jesus hanging out with us enjoying a triple dipper
Jesus hanging out with us enjoying a triple dipper
Taking my partners to church tonight (three trans girls gathered at chilis)
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Matthew 18:20 For where two or three gather in my name, there am I with thee
Jesus hanging out with us enjoying a triple dipper
Jesus hanging out with us enjoying a triple dipper
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Trans awareness week trans day of visibility what about pay a trans person's rent week huh how about that
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Trans awareness week trans day of visibility what about pay a trans person's rent week huh how about that