@literallyfucktrump.bsky.social
Okay I need y'all to understand, when I say "I can't cook," I'm not fishing for encouragement and "it's actually a lot easier than you think" statements. I'm letting you know that if you give me a recipe and leave me in a kitchen unsupervised, there's a 55% chance something is going to be on fire.
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Okay I need y'all to understand, when I say "I can't cook," I'm not fishing for encouragement and "it's actually a lot easier than you think" statements. I'm letting you know that if you give me a recipe and leave me in a kitchen unsupervised, there's a 55% chance something is going to be on fire.
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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
Fuck no, you're not gonna take a tragedy where three human beings whose ONLY CRIME was not filing some paperwork were MURDERED by some crazy 4chan dude, and use it to tell me not to call ICE Nazis.
You despicable shits don't get to use your abductees as human shields and then put it on US.
You despicable shits don't get to use your abductees as human shields and then put it on US.
September 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Fuck no, you're not gonna take a tragedy where three human beings whose ONLY CRIME was not filing some paperwork were MURDERED by some crazy 4chan dude, and use it to tell me not to call ICE Nazis.
You despicable shits don't get to use your abductees as human shields and then put it on US.
You despicable shits don't get to use your abductees as human shields and then put it on US.
Let me say it again a little louder for the Nazis in the back: condemning a dead man for the words he espoused in life is NOT hate speech. Drink my piss, white-supremacist snowflakes.
September 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Let me say it again a little louder for the Nazis in the back: condemning a dead man for the words he espoused in life is NOT hate speech. Drink my piss, white-supremacist snowflakes.
So here's a fun scenario: Donald Jonald Trump succeeds in getting his goons to take away the 2 term limit. He runs again. His opponent emerges from retirement: Barack FUCKIN Obama.
Obama proceeds to win so handily it isn't even a contest. And runs again. And wins. And again. For the next 20 years.
Obama proceeds to win so handily it isn't even a contest. And runs again. And wins. And again. For the next 20 years.
September 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
So here's a fun scenario: Donald Jonald Trump succeeds in getting his goons to take away the 2 term limit. He runs again. His opponent emerges from retirement: Barack FUCKIN Obama.
Obama proceeds to win so handily it isn't even a contest. And runs again. And wins. And again. For the next 20 years.
Obama proceeds to win so handily it isn't even a contest. And runs again. And wins. And again. For the next 20 years.
apnews.com/article/gate... Well *that* didn't take long. What has it been, 3 days since Jonald Take-A-Dump declared that the political violence was a radical left problem?
Stay on your toes, folks. The Y'all Qaeda is out in full force this week.
Stay on your toes, folks. The Y'all Qaeda is out in full force this week.
Suspect in custody after driver rams car into FBI building gate in Pittsburgh
A suspect has been taken into custody after a driver rammed a car into a security gate at the FBI building in Pittsburgh, then removed an American flag from the back seat and threw it over the gate be...
apnews.com
September 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
apnews.com/article/gate... Well *that* didn't take long. What has it been, 3 days since Jonald Take-A-Dump declared that the political violence was a radical left problem?
Stay on your toes, folks. The Y'all Qaeda is out in full force this week.
Stay on your toes, folks. The Y'all Qaeda is out in full force this week.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
So do you think anyone's yet told the guy who coined "Trump Derangement Syndrome" that it sounds like it means that Trump is deranged and it's contagious?
September 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
So do you think anyone's yet told the guy who coined "Trump Derangement Syndrome" that it sounds like it means that Trump is deranged and it's contagious?
This is insane. We live in fucking America. We have the first amendment right to express our opinions on things. If I didn't like your stupid white supremacist podcaster who died last weekend, I can fucking say so. Eat a dick, Republicucks.
September 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is insane. We live in fucking America. We have the first amendment right to express our opinions on things. If I didn't like your stupid white supremacist podcaster who died last weekend, I can fucking say so. Eat a dick, Republicucks.
Dicks out for Cory Booker, y'all! This guy, this VERY GUY, just held the Senate floor for 25 hours and 12 minutes. Fillabuster Deez Nuts, Republikampfs.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Cory Booker is giving a marathon speech on the Senate floor. Why and how long can it last?
U.S. Sen. Cory Booker has kicked off what's set to be a marathon speech on the Senate floor Monday evening. He began at 7 p.m. ET.
www.usatoday.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Dicks out for Cory Booker, y'all! This guy, this VERY GUY, just held the Senate floor for 25 hours and 12 minutes. Fillabuster Deez Nuts, Republikampfs.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
So let me get this straight, Elmo. After paying a bunch of people money to sign a petition supporting the first amendment (and then bribing them to vote for Trump), you are now going to weaponize the government against people who are spreading the "lie" that you're an irredeemable asshole?
March 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
So let me get this straight, Elmo. After paying a bunch of people money to sign a petition supporting the first amendment (and then bribing them to vote for Trump), you are now going to weaponize the government against people who are spreading the "lie" that you're an irredeemable asshole?
People who buy Arizona Tea... why?
March 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
People who buy Arizona Tea... why?
There's a certain genre of fic that glamorizes autism, but they always hone in on the "very special, very different" angle while just completely hand-waving all the communication struggles and misunderstandings. You end up with fic babes who just put autism on a pedestal but like, they're
March 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
There's a certain genre of fic that glamorizes autism, but they always hone in on the "very special, very different" angle while just completely hand-waving all the communication struggles and misunderstandings. You end up with fic babes who just put autism on a pedestal but like, they're
Well, you know, if the president of the United States can ignore court orders, two can theoretically play at that game. Why don't we just... ignore his executive orders? I mean, turnabout is fair play.
March 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Well, you know, if the president of the United States can ignore court orders, two can theoretically play at that game. Why don't we just... ignore his executive orders? I mean, turnabout is fair play.
I really think we need to stop letting these extreme political activists with criminal records into the White House.
March 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I really think we need to stop letting these extreme political activists with criminal records into the White House.
Imagine buying a car for the price of a small condo and then a year later having to bring it back into the dealership so they can glue the fender back on.
March 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Imagine buying a car for the price of a small condo and then a year later having to bring it back into the dealership so they can glue the fender back on.
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You get what you vote for.
'Concerned' Trump Supporter Stunned After His Own Wife Was Detained By ICE
He got what he voted for.
www.comicsands.com
March 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You get what you vote for.
"We must stop giving children the absurd notion that gender is something you feel inside instead of a body part. Instead we must give them the very reasonable notion that they must submit to their ghost daddy who wants to touch them, or else he's gonna punish them!"
-GOP goons, probably
-GOP goons, probably
March 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"We must stop giving children the absurd notion that gender is something you feel inside instead of a body part. Instead we must give them the very reasonable notion that they must submit to their ghost daddy who wants to touch them, or else he's gonna punish them!"
-GOP goons, probably
-GOP goons, probably
P-O-T-A-O-T-O, boil 'em, mash 'em, poh-tay-toes
March 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
P-O-T-A-O-T-O, boil 'em, mash 'em, poh-tay-toes
Dear Sock Companies,
PLEASE JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY.
Hatefully yours,
Austin
PLEASE JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY.
Hatefully yours,
Austin
March 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Dear Sock Companies,
PLEASE JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY.
Hatefully yours,
Austin
PLEASE JUST MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY.
Hatefully yours,
Austin
Guys, let's just make a transgender religion.
I'm serious. The fascists are bolstering the hell out of religious freedom, which they justify is protected by the first amendment. Why the hell shouldn't our paradigm have the same protections?
Or why not take an existing one? Discordianism let's GO
I'm serious. The fascists are bolstering the hell out of religious freedom, which they justify is protected by the first amendment. Why the hell shouldn't our paradigm have the same protections?
Or why not take an existing one? Discordianism let's GO
March 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Guys, let's just make a transgender religion.
I'm serious. The fascists are bolstering the hell out of religious freedom, which they justify is protected by the first amendment. Why the hell shouldn't our paradigm have the same protections?
Or why not take an existing one? Discordianism let's GO
I'm serious. The fascists are bolstering the hell out of religious freedom, which they justify is protected by the first amendment. Why the hell shouldn't our paradigm have the same protections?
Or why not take an existing one? Discordianism let's GO
I got Big Head Vance 😄
Pause this video to find out which JD Vance you are.
March 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I got Big Head Vance 😄
Think it's time I see what all the fuss is about. For Donald to be so scared of Canadian cheese that he put a 125% tariff on it, it's gotta be some preemo stuff, right?
#BuyCanadian #BuyMexican #YourTarriffsWontStopMe
#BuyCanadian #BuyMexican #YourTarriffsWontStopMe
March 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Think it's time I see what all the fuss is about. For Donald to be so scared of Canadian cheese that he put a 125% tariff on it, it's gotta be some preemo stuff, right?
#BuyCanadian #BuyMexican #YourTarriffsWontStopMe
#BuyCanadian #BuyMexican #YourTarriffsWontStopMe