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Computers are Garbage In Garbage Out and Computer Science is to do that as efficiently as possible.
September 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Technically a Caesar cipher is military-grade encryption. They don’t mention *which* military
so many companies today use "military grade" as an adjective for random stuff

"military grade encryption" and it's just aes-128
August 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
People need at least nlog(n) steps to get to where I am, because my life is sorted.
July 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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April 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
talking about pointfree #clojure is pointless with your mom
April 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If your programming language needs a “best practices” guide, it may not be the “best language” after all.
April 10, 2025 at 8:55 AM
What did the #clojure program told the JVM when their eyes locked for the first time?

Host me maybe?
April 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Proof that all objects are #quantum
March 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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FRIDAY - MARCH 14, 2025

Mercury Goes into Retrograde

This occurs three or four times per year. Just often enough to blame the planet instead of yourself when things go wrong in your life.
March 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Choosing Languages
steveklabnik.com
March 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
When the #clojure finally hits:
March 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Very grateful today to all the women who shaped my life and perspectives. Happy #womensday to all! 🫡💪
March 8, 2025 at 8:31 AM
There are no general purpose programming languages. If that was true all we needed was a tape and a read write head.
March 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
An abstraction that needs escape hatches isn’t flexible, it’s probably not useful.
February 24, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The #clojure REPL is truly the Mother Of All REPLs and I for one truly want MOAR of it!
February 16, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Here is a write up that I did building @golang.org CLIs keeping OpenAPI and users at the centre: zuplo.com/blog/2025/02...
Hopefully it’s helpful and thought provoking for others! #golang #openapi #swagger
Generate a CLI from your REST API with Climate | Zuplo Blog
Learn how to generate a full Go CLI from your REST API using OpenAPI and Climate.
zuplo.com
February 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
February 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
New release of: github.com/lispyclouds/...

This release adds:
- Support for composite schemas like allOf and anyOf
- Improved performance with reworked protocol based dispatch
- More schema support like enums, byte arrays and binary schemas

Happy routing! 😄
#clojure #reitit
GitHub - lispyclouds/navi: A tiny, data-driven library converting OpenAPI spec to Reitit routes.
A tiny, data-driven library converting OpenAPI spec to Reitit routes. - lispyclouds/navi
github.com
January 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Can #clojure devs design supermarkets too? Breaking the existing layouts of the same items is as bad as breaking and API for me!
January 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
That is the question
January 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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It’s so funny that GitHub has a sub-section in their Settings page called “Developer Settings”

My dude these are all developer settings
January 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
With great simplicity, comes great responsibility.
January 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM