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It seems people don’t know basic things about databases because they’re acidic?
February 12, 2026 at 10:48 AM
The irony here, specially if you’re a #clojure programmer
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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This is what I am seeing across the market "Use AI to get more done, so the company can deliver faster with less added expense." And "Since its the AI tools delivering the increase in performance, no raises"
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Given the current trajectory, a job in the tech industry may eventually require the use of generative AI tools, no different than being forced to learn and use a computer, email, or coffee maker if it's determined to maximize profits.

Unfortunately, quality takes a back seat to profit.
February 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Why was Redis not in the Epstein files?

Because it runs in-memory.
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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Let's build a technology so powerful it can end civilization, but don't worry, we'll run it in a sandbox we vibe coded so it can't read your email.
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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I'm still writing code the hard way. I'm slow. I like to think critically about every line of code and fiddle with variable names until everything looks right. I treat code as a liability and try to ship only what's necessary.

It's hard to imagine writing code any other way.
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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This is why you can't afford RAM anymore
January 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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It’s called ‘vs code’ because the code is an enemy you are fighting
January 15, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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They hate us so much but we love each other more
January 15, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Climate, the little #golang lib that lets you bootstrap your CLIs with OpenAPI specs allowing spec-first practices and servers influencing CLIs, now supports urfave/cli alongside Cobra and some perf improvements too! Feedback welcome!
github.com/lispyclouds/...
GitHub - lispyclouds/climate: The sidekick for your CLIs powered by OpenAPI
The sidekick for your CLIs powered by OpenAPI. Contribute to lispyclouds/climate development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Being vegan in 2026: don’t use AI.
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Well we have corollary:
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Computers are Garbage In Garbage Out and Computer Science is to do that as efficiently as possible.
September 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Technically a Caesar cipher is military-grade encryption. They don’t mention *which* military
so many companies today use "military grade" as an adjective for random stuff

"military grade encryption" and it's just aes-128
August 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
People need at least nlog(n) steps to get to where I am, because my life is sorted.
July 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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April 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
talking about pointfree #clojure is pointless with your mom
April 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If your programming language needs a “best practices” guide, it may not be the “best language” after all.
April 10, 2025 at 8:55 AM
What did the #clojure program told the JVM when their eyes locked for the first time?

Host me maybe?
April 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Proof that all objects are #quantum
March 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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FRIDAY - MARCH 14, 2025

Mercury Goes into Retrograde

This occurs three or four times per year. Just often enough to blame the planet instead of yourself when things go wrong in your life.
March 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Choosing Languages
steveklabnik.com
March 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM