Liberator_hen
@lisatea.bsky.social
It will all be fine. FINE.
I make stuff and sell stuff here https://merylinmoonuk.sumupstore.com/
I make stuff and sell stuff here https://merylinmoonuk.sumupstore.com/
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REVEAL THAT JAMES BOND HAS BEEN A TIMELORD ALL ALONG YOU COWARDS
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
REVEAL THAT JAMES BOND HAS BEEN A TIMELORD ALL ALONG YOU COWARDS
Checked my dms at the other bad place.
Yes of course I've been to Edinburgh Castle in England who hasn't
Yes of course I've been to Edinburgh Castle in England who hasn't
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Checked my dms at the other bad place.
Yes of course I've been to Edinburgh Castle in England who hasn't
Yes of course I've been to Edinburgh Castle in England who hasn't
When I complain later about an ibs flare-up just remind me that I thought it was a good idea to have tuna and courgette fritters for breakfast.
(Grated courgette and a tin of tuna mixed with egg and spices and baked in splodges)
(Grated courgette and a tin of tuna mixed with egg and spices and baked in splodges)
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
When I complain later about an ibs flare-up just remind me that I thought it was a good idea to have tuna and courgette fritters for breakfast.
(Grated courgette and a tin of tuna mixed with egg and spices and baked in splodges)
(Grated courgette and a tin of tuna mixed with egg and spices and baked in splodges)
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
Someone's messing up my morning routine by forgetting to flip the switch on the 6am iPlayer release of today's Eastenders.
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Someone's messing up my morning routine by forgetting to flip the switch on the 6am iPlayer release of today's Eastenders.
Started on a new round of spiders.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Started on a new round of spiders.
Annoying when you meet someone you quite fancy for the first time in about 5 years so you think about maybe flirting but you remember you're four years in to hermit life and bodily neglect so don't bother.
I need to get a grip 😄
I need to get a grip 😄
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Annoying when you meet someone you quite fancy for the first time in about 5 years so you think about maybe flirting but you remember you're four years in to hermit life and bodily neglect so don't bother.
I need to get a grip 😄
I need to get a grip 😄
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11th anniversary of falling of this nonsense and (in the scheme of things) getting away with it. Here’s a thing I recorded for R4 about it: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
11th anniversary of falling of this nonsense and (in the scheme of things) getting away with it. Here’s a thing I recorded for R4 about it: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Poor Sainsbury's guy.
Had to park down the end of the road because everyone was parked like eejits and when he opened his van my big pot of Greek yogurt had emptied itself all over someone else's shopping.
Still smiling though, through gritted teeth.
Had to park down the end of the road because everyone was parked like eejits and when he opened his van my big pot of Greek yogurt had emptied itself all over someone else's shopping.
Still smiling though, through gritted teeth.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Poor Sainsbury's guy.
Had to park down the end of the road because everyone was parked like eejits and when he opened his van my big pot of Greek yogurt had emptied itself all over someone else's shopping.
Still smiling though, through gritted teeth.
Had to park down the end of the road because everyone was parked like eejits and when he opened his van my big pot of Greek yogurt had emptied itself all over someone else's shopping.
Still smiling though, through gritted teeth.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Willow says Mondays are better when you can toast yr bum on the heated towel rail.
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Willow says Mondays are better when you can toast yr bum on the heated towel rail.
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
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November 10, 2025 at 8:46 AM
9 minutes to 9am and I'm lolling on my bed.
I bloody love working from home.
I bloody love working from home.
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
9 minutes to 9am and I'm lolling on my bed.
I bloody love working from home.
I bloody love working from home.
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Stop doomscrolling and watch a rescue mission in fascist territory instead.
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Stop doomscrolling and watch a rescue mission in fascist territory instead.
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My students have set up a petition to persuade the University of Nottingham not to close our Plant Biology BSc course
c.org/VPhzVVrHPS
Please consider signing
c.org/VPhzVVrHPS
Please consider signing
Sign the Petition
Reconsider the potential suspension of Plant Biology Courses at UoN
c.org
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
My students have set up a petition to persuade the University of Nottingham not to close our Plant Biology BSc course
c.org/VPhzVVrHPS
Please consider signing
c.org/VPhzVVrHPS
Please consider signing
Managed to lose my pliers but here is my before breakfast make.
A pendant combining the modern industrial world with the ancient Tree of Life.
I've made one before but kept it...
A pendant combining the modern industrial world with the ancient Tree of Life.
I've made one before but kept it...
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Managed to lose my pliers but here is my before breakfast make.
A pendant combining the modern industrial world with the ancient Tree of Life.
I've made one before but kept it...
A pendant combining the modern industrial world with the ancient Tree of Life.
I've made one before but kept it...
Good morning Bluesky.
Please enjoy the slice of Banoffee pie that H got from the chippy last night.
Or, leave it for just under a year and it will still be in date.
Please enjoy the slice of Banoffee pie that H got from the chippy last night.
Or, leave it for just under a year and it will still be in date.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Good morning Bluesky.
Please enjoy the slice of Banoffee pie that H got from the chippy last night.
Or, leave it for just under a year and it will still be in date.
Please enjoy the slice of Banoffee pie that H got from the chippy last night.
Or, leave it for just under a year and it will still be in date.
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Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
H got a takeaway cheeseburger from the local chippy and one of the topping options was pineapple.
End of days.
End of days.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
H got a takeaway cheeseburger from the local chippy and one of the topping options was pineapple.
End of days.
End of days.
Dystopian popups on my telly.
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Dystopian popups on my telly.
"I've got facial hair older than him"
Brilliant line from a lady refusing a pelvic exam from a male nurse on Private Practice, the Grey's Anatomy spin off.
I'm so using that 😄
Brilliant line from a lady refusing a pelvic exam from a male nurse on Private Practice, the Grey's Anatomy spin off.
I'm so using that 😄
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 AM
"I've got facial hair older than him"
Brilliant line from a lady refusing a pelvic exam from a male nurse on Private Practice, the Grey's Anatomy spin off.
I'm so using that 😄
Brilliant line from a lady refusing a pelvic exam from a male nurse on Private Practice, the Grey's Anatomy spin off.
I'm so using that 😄
2nd breakfast consists of a microwave pizza and a couple of smushed boiled eggs with a bit of cayenne and mayo.
(1st breakfast was at 4am so this is lunch? Dunno.)
(1st breakfast was at 4am so this is lunch? Dunno.)
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
2nd breakfast consists of a microwave pizza and a couple of smushed boiled eggs with a bit of cayenne and mayo.
(1st breakfast was at 4am so this is lunch? Dunno.)
(1st breakfast was at 4am so this is lunch? Dunno.)
@glittermagpie.bsky.social very happy birthday to you!! 🎊🎉🎁🎈
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 AM
@glittermagpie.bsky.social very happy birthday to you!! 🎊🎉🎁🎈
@craftycow.bsky.social very happy birthday to you! 🎊🎉🎁🎈
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 AM
@craftycow.bsky.social very happy birthday to you! 🎊🎉🎁🎈
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It is deeply amusing to me that folks don't know the starburst/cross pattern in cartoons used to mark a star in the sky is how people with astigmatism see all bright lights in the darkness.
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It is deeply amusing to me that folks don't know the starburst/cross pattern in cartoons used to mark a star in the sky is how people with astigmatism see all bright lights in the darkness.