Lisa T 🏳️🌈🇦🇲⚖️
@lisat1015.bsky.social
Getting kids out of juvie since 2001. Proud Brooklyn Tech HS alumna. Native New Yorker who lives and breathes NYR hockey, NYY baseball, and NYL WBB. Mom, wife, and super gay.
How ever did they solve crime before cameras became so ubiquitous?
Maybe it’s a bad idea to tweet about ongoing investigations before you even have an actual suspect in custody.
December 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
How ever did they solve crime before cameras became so ubiquitous?
He's going to hide out in the attic and haunt the place, isn't he?
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New York City Mayor Eric Adams is on Capitol Hill today.
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He tells me about Zohran Mamdani announcing he's moving into Gracie Mansion:
"Beware of the ghost. I told [Zohran] about it. So the ghost is there. It's a friendly ghost, as long as you're doing right by the city. If you don't become right by the city, he turns into a poltergeist."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424/bafkreigis3istuaryrpny4ksmoh46xcs3yfowvfuj3t3iouxpy5uiyw2fq@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
He's going to hide out in the attic and haunt the place, isn't he?
Wait, Labubu is a girl??
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Wait, Labubu is a girl??
My dog and I dressed as “A Salt with a Deli Weapon” for Halloween, so thank you Sandwich Guy for the inspiration and congrats on the no true bill.
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My dog and I dressed as “A Salt with a Deli Weapon” for Halloween, so thank you Sandwich Guy for the inspiration and congrats on the no true bill.
Reminding myself that I’m a Yankees fan and don’t really care who wins this game, but my heart rate is not cooperating.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Reminding myself that I’m a Yankees fan and don’t really care who wins this game, but my heart rate is not cooperating.
Spent the night steaming my kid’s outfit for #NYCC2025 AND accidentally dyed my knuckles purple doing her hair.
Really hope she remembers this when it’s time to pick a nursing home for me someday…
Really hope she remembers this when it’s time to pick a nursing home for me someday…
October 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Spent the night steaming my kid’s outfit for #NYCC2025 AND accidentally dyed my knuckles purple doing her hair.
Really hope she remembers this when it’s time to pick a nursing home for me someday…
Really hope she remembers this when it’s time to pick a nursing home for me someday…
I really hope the actual proposal involved a friendship bracelet because that would really bring things full circle.
August 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I really hope the actual proposal involved a friendship bracelet because that would really bring things full circle.
But women are too emotional
Daniil Medvedev after a loss at the US Open.
Another grown man throwing a tantrum like he's a 3yo toddler. Ffs, mate. Do the world a favour—get off the court and stay off.
Another grown man throwing a tantrum like he's a 3yo toddler. Ffs, mate. Do the world a favour—get off the court and stay off.
August 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
But women are too emotional
Not sure if the bitterness I'm feeling is because I had to spend $95 on a graphing calculator for my 8th grader or because my 8th grader gets to use a graphing calculator.
August 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure if the bitterness I'm feeling is because I had to spend $95 on a graphing calculator for my 8th grader or because my 8th grader gets to use a graphing calculator.
I am at American Dream and apparently it’s WWE Summerslam at the Meadowlands with events at the mall and there are enough grown men wearing John Cena shirts and carrying replica championship belts around that if I had any questions about my queerness (I didn’t) I wouldn’t now.
August 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I am at American Dream and apparently it’s WWE Summerslam at the Meadowlands with events at the mall and there are enough grown men wearing John Cena shirts and carrying replica championship belts around that if I had any questions about my queerness (I didn’t) I wouldn’t now.
The comments do not disappoint.
August 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The comments do not disappoint.
Worst week ever. Ozzy dies. The conference I was looking forward to traveling to will be virtual. And my union leadership screwed over their membership by caving to management during contract negotiations. Can't wait to see if I get struck by lightning on my way home.
July 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Worst week ever. Ozzy dies. The conference I was looking forward to traveling to will be virtual. And my union leadership screwed over their membership by caving to management during contract negotiations. Can't wait to see if I get struck by lightning on my way home.
Gutted at the news about Ozzy. One of my very first concerts was the Meadowlands show in April 1986 (Metallica opened) where fans went wild and trashed the arena. Holding my stuffed Ozzy bat (with detachable head, of course) a little closer today.
July 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Gutted at the news about Ozzy. One of my very first concerts was the Meadowlands show in April 1986 (Metallica opened) where fans went wild and trashed the arena. Holding my stuffed Ozzy bat (with detachable head, of course) a little closer today.
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🚨 📢Historic news out of LAS Attorneys United 🚨📢
A union united will never be defeated.✊
A union united will never be defeated.✊
June 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
🚨 📢Historic news out of LAS Attorneys United 🚨📢
A union united will never be defeated.✊
A union united will never be defeated.✊
Writing an email I know will not be received well and then deleting it before hitting send is proof that I have a growth mindset.
June 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Writing an email I know will not be received well and then deleting it before hitting send is proof that I have a growth mindset.
Hahahahahahaha
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
Adams to skip New York City’s Democratic primary, run for reelection on nonpartisan line
The mayor has been at odds with his party and wants time to recover from now-dismissed federal charges.
www.politico.com
April 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hahahahahahaha
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
www.politico.com/news/2025/04...
Really glad I bought a new car two weeks ago because new and used car prices are about to skyrocket.
But also, good luck to all of those rich Trump voters who will have to pay more for their European luxury cars.
But also, good luck to all of those rich Trump voters who will have to pay more for their European luxury cars.
April 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Really glad I bought a new car two weeks ago because new and used car prices are about to skyrocket.
But also, good luck to all of those rich Trump voters who will have to pay more for their European luxury cars.
But also, good luck to all of those rich Trump voters who will have to pay more for their European luxury cars.
Never would have guessed the US and Canada would have a more acrimonious relationship than Rand Paul and his neighbor, but here we are.
February 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Never would have guessed the US and Canada would have a more acrimonious relationship than Rand Paul and his neighbor, but here we are.
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This store on Long Island remains open over a month after the election. Tell me again it’s not a cult.
(It is. It’s a cult.)
(It is. It’s a cult.)
December 12, 2024 at 2:58 PM
This store on Long Island remains open over a month after the election. Tell me again it’s not a cult.
(It is. It’s a cult.)
(It is. It’s a cult.)
Tweens are the worst.
December 8, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Tweens are the worst.
To be fair, I’ve gone on all the socials to say what a good boy my son is.
My son:
My son:
December 6, 2024 at 12:20 PM
To be fair, I’ve gone on all the socials to say what a good boy my son is.
My son:
My son:
I feel bad for people who don’t have dogs to cuddle with during trying times.
But also, I feel bad for my dog for having insane mothers who’ve had more professional photos taken of him than of our human child.
But also, I feel bad for my dog for having insane mothers who’ve had more professional photos taken of him than of our human child.
December 3, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I feel bad for people who don’t have dogs to cuddle with during trying times.
But also, I feel bad for my dog for having insane mothers who’ve had more professional photos taken of him than of our human child.
But also, I feel bad for my dog for having insane mothers who’ve had more professional photos taken of him than of our human child.
I would have pardoned my kid too.
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I would have pardoned my kid too.