I completely forgot today was a uniform flex week at my kid's school and today was wear something LGBTQ+ pride related. Would have been the PERFECT day for her to wear her Slaybraham Lincoln shirt.

My dog and I dressed as “A Salt with a Deli Weapon” for Halloween, so thank you Sandwich Guy for the inspiration and congrats on the no true bill.

It is also officially dogs in tiny sweaters with ears on the hoods season, much to my dog’s chagrin.
And yes, I know putting my dog in a dog sweatshirt is redundant and unnecessary.

Hello fellow Murphs!

Gutted at the news about Ozzy. One of my very first concerts was the Meadowlands show in April 1986 (Metallica opened) where fans went wild and trashed the arena. Holding my stuffed Ozzy bat (with detachable head, of course) a little closer today.

God, probably:

Would go nicely with this tote bag

In NYC today, cops surrounded a Cybertruck parked on the street as we marched by. So glad my tax dollars are paying for NYPD to protect one person’s car.

This store on Long Island remains open over a month after the election. Tell me again it’s not a cult.

(It is. It’s a cult.)

Tweens are the worst.

To be fair, I’ve gone on all the socials to say what a good boy my son is.

My son:

I feel bad for people who don’t have dogs to cuddle with during trying times.

But also, I feel bad for my dog for having insane mothers who’ve had more professional photos taken of him than of our human child.

I cannot stop laughing at the pic the groomer took of our dog. Poor guy looks like he’s having an existential crisis.