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Lisa Shroyer
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Bookish and outdoorsy and crafty 💙📚🏔️🥾🧶 Colorado 🏔️
Love letter to the disaster box that is my earthly home.

lisashroyer.substack.com/p/how-i-got-...

#substackers #writingcommunity #sportsinjury
March 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If you want to fall into the most inspiring YouTube rabbit hole of all time, start watching ultra race documentaries.

This was my playlist just last night. I woke up PUMPED. then I ran 4 miles 😅

#running #ultrarunning #inspo
March 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My salad bar salad for lunch weighed 2.15 pounds. I have no idea what I’m doing.
March 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When I was younger, I thought I’d be married with kids by this age. I am proud to say that, instead, I’m an unemployed dirtbag. Read about my resentment of soap here 👇🏻👇🏻

lisashroyer.substack.com/p/the-hikers...

#substackers #writingcommunity #hiking
March 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The new Sunday night conundrum: #yellowjackets or #whitelotus?
March 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Reading Pam Houston in the desert 🏜️ 🌵💙📚 #booksky
March 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Knitting bobbles. Yay or nay? 🧶 #knitting #skytok
February 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
On the trail, most people seem harmless. But sometimes, things get weird out there. New on my Substack.

lisashroyer.substack.com/p/giving-peo...

#writingcommunity #substack #hiking #hikers
February 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
About the time I hit 15 miles weekly, I get a tight/sore hip flexor. It might also be from running on snow/ice. Any good warmups for psoas/hip flexor issues?

Obligatory midrun dog photo #running #runners #racetraining
February 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i’d like to feel what that feels like for 3 seconds
February 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Which hat is not handknitted? 🧶 #knitting #skytok
February 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This long piece on Mike White and The White Lotus helped me understand why I dislike most TV but I love this show. Can’t wait for Season 3.
Mike White’s Mischievous Vision for “The White Lotus”
Sex, money, morals, and the making of an ever-shifting franchise.
www.newyorker.com
February 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Morning run in the canyon. Can’t wait for the Peaks to Plains trail to be done! this is such a nice run.

#runners #goldencolorado #clearcreekcanyon
February 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I did this. In the year I’ve been unemployed, I volunteered hundreds of hours with an outdoors nonprofit and I took an AI class. Now, I’m feral and I can speak to robots.
February 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The only thing interesting about Valentine’s Day is this story I wrote about being chronically single and addicted to adventure.

#substackers #writingcommunity #writers #singleladies #valentine
Forced to Eat Pastries in Naples
& other failed love stories.
open.substack.com
February 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Reposted by Lisa Shroyer
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February 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’m in the phase of race training where I don’t want to run. It’s 14 degrees out. I want to eat pastries. This week my long run is 7 miles and I feel the motivation slipping.

what’s your training pep talk?

#running #runners #racetraining
February 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Reposted by Lisa Shroyer
Lackluster January precipitation led to a decline in snowpack above Lake Powell.
Snowpack in the Rockies is lagging well below average. Colorado River forecasters still see hope on the horizon.
Lackluster January precipitation led to a decline in snowpack above Lake Powell.
www.sltrib.com
February 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
palate cleanser
Here are some nice mushrooms
February 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
In today’s crashout edition of “Things I Shouldn’t Have Said on Linkedin”:

Boss babe was just Female Chauvinist Pigs in Kohls dress pants.

One step closer to being so unemployable, I’m the next big thing.

#books #feminism #linkedincringe
February 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
the biggest irony rn is that, in my Gen AI class, I’m not allowed to use Gen AI to do my homework.

is this some new kind of theoretical paradox? i’ma call it Shroyer’s Robot
#artificialintelligence #genai
January 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
What are your lesser-known or underrated outdoor spots?

I’ll go first: Wheeler Geologic Area, specifically at sunrise (southern Colorado) #hiking #landscapephotography #naturephotography
January 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Reposted by Lisa Shroyer
Happy year of the snake! I would argue that the snakes of the United States are just as varied and pretty as our birds. A few years ago I made a poster to try and prove it. Drawing this took many months and a lot of research. You can get it here:
topatoco.com/collections/...
January 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I think that I shall never see
A boyfriend lovely as a tree.

#trees #hiking #poetry
January 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
January 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM