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President Musk fucks around — and finds out that governmenting is hard
making threats is easy. passing bills is a different story
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December 20, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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ABC executives reportedly flew to Mar-a-Lago to grovel, but had to wait in line behind Joe and Mika.
ABC Apologizes for Freedom of Press
“We have spoken to the employee who exercised his First Amendment right, and he won’t do it again.”
www.borowitzreport.com
December 16, 2024 at 2:41 PM
ABC executives reportedly flew to Mar-a-Lago to grovel, but had to wait in line behind Joe and Mika.
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I have some big plans.
My Project 2025
I'm breaking up with the oligarchs.
www.borowitzreport.com
December 18, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I have some big plans.
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Your daily reminder.
DT is a Felon out on bail.
DT is a Felon out on bail.
December 6, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Your daily reminder.
DT is a Felon out on bail.
DT is a Felon out on bail.
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Have only read about this in NHTSA reports and on social media. Why nowhere else? 🧐
December 5, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Have only read about this in NHTSA reports and on social media. Why nowhere else? 🧐
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So according to Trump I’ll no longer be a citizen in the near future due to my biological parents not being citizens when they had me.
I’ve always considered myself an American.
I was born & raised here.
I served in this country’s military for 8 years.
Guess that’s not enough for some people.
I’ve always considered myself an American.
I was born & raised here.
I served in this country’s military for 8 years.
Guess that’s not enough for some people.
December 8, 2024 at 5:53 PM
So according to Trump I’ll no longer be a citizen in the near future due to my biological parents not being citizens when they had me.
I’ve always considered myself an American.
I was born & raised here.
I served in this country’s military for 8 years.
Guess that’s not enough for some people.
I’ve always considered myself an American.
I was born & raised here.
I served in this country’s military for 8 years.
Guess that’s not enough for some people.
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Well it's makes a lot more fucking sense now!
Elon Musk's maternal grandparents relocated from Canada to South Africa in the early 1900s, where they were in the German Nazi Party.
They supported Hitler and then went to South Africa, a stronghold of support for Nazism outside of Germany. Musk was an anti-semite and an apartheid lover.
They supported Hitler and then went to South Africa, a stronghold of support for Nazism outside of Germany. Musk was an anti-semite and an apartheid lover.
December 9, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Well it's makes a lot more fucking sense now!
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Billionaires want to reduce their taxes, not help you get by. Y'all fucking idiots who re-elected Trump put the fox in charge of the hen house.
December 9, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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BLUE boosters and influencers to follow 😀😍💙🌈💚🌊🌎🌹
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@kanekavi.bsky.social
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December 9, 2024 at 11:06 AM
BLUE boosters and influencers to follow 😀😍💙🌈💚🌊🌎🌹
@fredbluevoter.bsky.social
@jackieresister.bsky.social
@jbm32753.bsky.social
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Exactly!
To become a Naturalized Citizen, you must live in ( uninterrupted stay), America 🇺🇸 for several years!
Then they can do police check on your life in America. Melania and her law breaking family got CITIZENSHIP ALMOST OVERNIGHT!
Hummmm. Wonder how that happened? Ha!
To become a Naturalized Citizen, you must live in ( uninterrupted stay), America 🇺🇸 for several years!
Then they can do police check on your life in America. Melania and her law breaking family got CITIZENSHIP ALMOST OVERNIGHT!
Hummmm. Wonder how that happened? Ha!
So when we remove birthright citizenship can we go by the mother? Because:
Don Jr was born in 1977
Ivanka was born in 1981
Eric was born in 1984
Ivana became a US citizen in 1988.
Barron was born in March 2006
Melania became a US citizen in July 2006.
Trump’s entire family would be deported.
Don Jr was born in 1977
Ivanka was born in 1981
Eric was born in 1984
Ivana became a US citizen in 1988.
Barron was born in March 2006
Melania became a US citizen in July 2006.
Trump’s entire family would be deported.
December 9, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Exactly!
To become a Naturalized Citizen, you must live in ( uninterrupted stay), America 🇺🇸 for several years!
Then they can do police check on your life in America. Melania and her law breaking family got CITIZENSHIP ALMOST OVERNIGHT!
Hummmm. Wonder how that happened? Ha!
To become a Naturalized Citizen, you must live in ( uninterrupted stay), America 🇺🇸 for several years!
Then they can do police check on your life in America. Melania and her law breaking family got CITIZENSHIP ALMOST OVERNIGHT!
Hummmm. Wonder how that happened? Ha!
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He never has, and he never will.
December 9, 2024 at 9:02 PM
He never has, and he never will.
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Hunter Biden Realizes He Could Have Gotten Pardon From Trump If He Had Rioted on January 6
December 8, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Hunter Biden Realizes He Could Have Gotten Pardon From Trump If He Had Rioted on January 6
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Something to be thankful for: www.borowitzreport.com/p/why-im-tha...
Are You Thankful For This?
TBR Thanksgiving Special
www.borowitzreport.com
November 28, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Something to be thankful for: www.borowitzreport.com/p/why-im-tha...
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Looking for something to be thankful for? Democrats just flipped another House seat in California, making the Republican control of Congress even shakier. And setting up a return to Democratic control in the 2026 midterms. ONWARD.
November 28, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Looking for something to be thankful for? Democrats just flipped another House seat in California, making the Republican control of Congress even shakier. And setting up a return to Democratic control in the 2026 midterms. ONWARD.
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Try these surefire talking points!
www.borowitzreport.com/p/how-to-gas...
www.borowitzreport.com/p/how-to-gas...
How to Gaslight Your Trump-Voting Relatives This Thanksgiving
Use these surefire talking points.
www.borowitzreport.com
November 28, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Try these surefire talking points!
www.borowitzreport.com/p/how-to-gas...
www.borowitzreport.com/p/how-to-gas...
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The revelations about Pete Hegseth's drunkenness and sexual abuse raise a serious question: why didn't Trump nominate him to the Supreme Court?
December 2, 2024 at 11:12 PM
The revelations about Pete Hegseth's drunkenness and sexual abuse raise a serious question: why didn't Trump nominate him to the Supreme Court?