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"Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile."

-Mark Twain
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Mas digo sinceramente
Na vida, a coisa mais feia
É gente que vive chorando de barriga cheia
É gente que vive chorando de barriga cheia
É gente que vive chorando de barriga cheia
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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saiu na Folha @folha.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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O fim do DETRAN é inclusive o primeiro passo pra aprovação da Lei Paul Walker
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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O que é mais engraçado, pelo que vi... a vigília seria hoje, às 22 hrs.. mas o veio ansioso tentou tirar a tornozeleira ÀS 00:08, O QUE ESSE FILHA DE UMA PUTA IA FICAR FAZENDO DURANTE 22 HORAS ATÉ A HORA DA FULGAAAAAAAAAAAAA BURRO DO CARALHOOOO
Pra quem não entendeu nada:

O Flavinho chamou uma vigília pra fazer balburdia na porta do condomínio do Jair.
O Jair tentou romper a tornozeleira pra aproveitar a muvuca e fugir.
O Centro de Monitoramento avisou da tentativa
O Xandão disse: PODE PRENDER

Jair preso, Brasil feliz.
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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PODE JÁ!!
September 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Hoje é aniversário da Maria do Rosário
O roteirista do Brasil 2025 não tá de brincadeira.
Bolsonaro foi preso no dia 22 e o Plantão Globo que noticiou a prisão ocorreu no meio de uma matéria do Globo Rural sobre soluços e problemas intestinais no gado.
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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a world without trans people has never existed and never will
April 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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outra tira de 2016. Saiu na Folha @folha.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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502. mochila maluca na escola da isis e vai tocando ta (mochila paredão tocando rock doido diretamente do pará)
October 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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490. quando chega sexta feira e o mecânico já começa a ter alucinações
October 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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At work, I was invited to present my passions to another department for their monthly wellness mtg.

“I’ve never seen so many beautiful bugs!”
“Inspired to sit by my garden.”
“I want up live life with more ‘open eyes.’”

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Remember, these are the same thing, just arranged differently:
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Os Três Reis Magos:
October 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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isso me lembra essa diva

@ gabzinha_linkin_park | tiktok
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Absolutely nobody asked for this but I reformatted my animal yeetability thread into printable poster & zine files.

Introducing, the "Pocket Guide to Responsible & Sustainable Animal YEETING" featuring a revamped rating system. Download links below.
February 29, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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É sempre bom lembrar dessa apresentação d’Os Originais do Samba.

Os Originais do Samba - Tenha Fé
October 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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academy award contending tiktok
September 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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166. duende verde chileno e homem aranha sensual fazendo propaganda pra operación vertical pqp tudo de bom pra vc duende verde chileno
September 27, 2024 at 10:10 PM