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Lisa Mantchev
@lisamantchev.bsky.social
words like STRICTLY NO ELEPHANTS and THE TROUBLE WITH GIRAFFES, now out from S&S, plus assorted nonsense (TTRDD: theater, thrifting, reading, D&D, Daggerheart)

check your pockets; I just stole your dice

www.lisamantchev.com
Pinned
... and it's a book-shaped thing!
In case you're shopping for young readers or educators, THE TROUBLE WITH GIRAFFES is "a delightful follow-up to Strictly No Elephants"

parnassusmusing.net/2025/12/04/2...
2025 Holiday Gift Guide Pt. 2
Now it’s time for the young & young at heart! (If you missed yesterday’s gift guide for adults, check it out here.) Take a trip to the children’s section with us and browse th…
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December 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Progress on the new #Frankenstein piece (3ft x 2ft😅) 🍁🖤

✨🎨 Charcoal on Canvas
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Tonight in session, our elven bard made waffles, which led to the phrase "Legolas my Eggolas" coming out of my mouth, so... sorry, but also you're welcome #daggerheart #hopeandfearandbreakfastfood
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I just did a million school visits, give or take, and I will tell you that nothing the kids asked me was anywhere as rude as the dudebro on the plane who wanted to know when I was going to write a "real" book, because picture books and fantasy novels don't count.
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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My first holiday shop update is now LIVE! Everything is ready-to-ship and available in very limited quantities. Act fast if there is something you have your eye on. Orders will ship in time for the holidays. 🎄

🛒 VerdantSculpts.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I named my fists Statler and Waldorf because I am my own worst critic, OH HO HO HO HO
I named my fists Taco and Bell because they're gonna make you run for the border
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Currently digging for a quick and/or dirty way to convert 5e monster stat blocks for a #Daggerheart mini campaign, so if you have a favorite method, trebuchet that cronch over this-a-way
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.

It's well worth your time: www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
July 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
first ornament on the tree
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Achievement unlocked: sitting at one TTRPG table and thinking I could Do A Thing but then realizing, nope, that's another character in a different campaign, so no Detect Thoughts for meeeee, insert assorted curse words and thwarted noises here
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Always and forever grateful to my friends and supporters and people for leaving comments. 💜💜💜
June 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Hiraeth (HEE-reyeth)
(n.)
- An intense longing for a home you can’t return to, or that never was.

Used in a sentence:
“And evermore, deep in his small and ancient brest, there stirred a sorrow sharp as winter wind—a hiraeth for the numinous lands of Faerie that slipt into legend many ages agone.”
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
"During novel revisions was the PERFECT time to replace my dying ergonomic keyboard," says the author who now goes to hit "backspace" and keeps opening the &*($*&(#@*& calculator instead
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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JUST ANNOUNCED

Our first #Daggerheart expansion Daggerheart: Hope & Fear!

Featuring new character classes & adversaries, campaign frames & fresh gameplay accessories!

Pre-order the Standard Edition & Deluxe Edition at our #PAXU booth #3637 or https://bit.ly/4a3chhF

Watch https://bit.ly/3LJQhP5
Daggerheart: Hope & Fear is Coming!
YouTube video by Darrington Press
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
waiting for #criticalrole to fire up and my partner was in charge of viewing party snacks, so it's time for BIG FEELINGS and PROBABLY CRUMBS
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Reskeet with a time you looked cool

(my daughter did my make-up when Norwescon went online during Covid lockdown and our Storytime Drag Queen cancelled at the last minute)
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
there is a veritable traffic jam of dogs underfoot so if I perish a cartoon death that involves tripping over several oversized beds and taking a header into my computer, someone avenge me
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"how did you get into ttrpgs"

Perimenopause opened a portal to a place where hot flashes evolve into fireballs
"how did you get into ttrpgs"

I walked onto the wrong (right?) platform on the subway in Brooklyn and a wizard sitting on the platform presented me with three options: a Magic the Gathering card, a d20, and a blank notebook. I misheard them because of the noise of a passing train and I took all 3.
"how did you get into ttrpgs"

oh, i was bitten by a radioactive d20 while taking photos on a high school trip to Dicecorp
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
the party leveled up (to 2) in #Daggerheart which means my sorcerer with anger-management issues cooked an assassin with Cinder Grasp, 10/10 would barbeque again
November 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I am admittedly very, very bad with new tech and interfaces, so the fact that I was just able to wrangle a stat block for my clockwork hand familiar on the #vtt feels EXTRA accomplished.

I did a thing! On the computer! All his numbers are in there! And now he can choke people for me! #dnd #ttrpg
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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📚👍Happy #WorldKindnessDay! 😊🐘
Here's an oldie but a goodie PB to commemorate the day - STRICTLY NO ELEPHANTS by Lisa Mantchev & Taeeun Yoo & my 2020 review:
www.heatherpiercestigall.com/ramblings--r...
#kidlit #picturebooks #bookreview #childrensbooks #kindness #allarewelcome #inclusion
REVIEW: HAPPY WORLD KINDNESS DAY!
Now  this  is a day to celebrate! The world can always use more kindness, and what better way to celebrate than with a picture book about friendship, inclusion, and kindness.
www.heatherpiercestigall.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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“Eternity” on loop forever 🍁🖤
#Frankenstein
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM