I’m just a girl, who did a spinal tap on a preschooler last week, asking you to fire RFK Jr.

You know you’ve lost when you pretend to negotiate a ceasefire for a war that you instigated and wanted and then pretend to be angry that no one agrees to your fake ceasefire.

Our air base in Qatar is under Iranian attack, but don’t worry because we have a former reality tv game show host criminal conman with the impulse control of a hangry toddler for a president and a day drinking weekend tv “news” pundit for a Secretary of Defense, so this is fine.
Everything is fine.

Hey there Scott Walker. I noticed you deleted this after learning that in fact the shooter was from the right. I don’t think it matters either way, violence is violence, so I’m waiting for you to tweet the same thing with corrected facts?

Cuz you’re uh, to use your words, “being silent.”

Page One must have been crowded.

So NYT puts it on Page 13. 🤡

@schooley.bsky.social

Democratic Senator Chris Van Hollen is going to El Salvador to check on the status of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.

Thank you, Senator Van Hollen!

To recap: the bond market crashed, Trump soiled himself, and Bessent offered him a clean diaper and a way out

See if you pause all the tariffs except the ones against the country that's kicking your ass in the tariff war you started... you already LOST the tariff war you started. MORON

Trump wiped 2.5 trillion dollars out from the stock market today. Let's check in on America's most watched cable news network!

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

Trump and Vance would NEVER, EVER, talk to Putin like that.

And everyone knows it.

This has been an exceptionally difficult and frightening week. Check in with the people around you. You never know who might need that kindness.

The important difference between a committed nazi and someone who just likes to troll people by acting like a Nazi is that there is none.

Republicans Who Voted Against Wildfire Prevention Tweeted About the LA Fires

A collection of GOP hypocrisy

Has anyone tried just unplugging the Republican Party and not ever plugging them back in?

More than almost anything else, I will miss having a President who is capable of compassion, decency and empathy in times of crisis.

So the suspects in the likely suicide-attacks-bombings-terrorism in Las Vegas and New Orleans were active or former U.S. military but go on about the peril from immigrants and foreigners