Just because my bsky name is jiggly tits johnson doesn’t mean i’m spam. you can have jiggly tits and make legitimate contributions to the discourse too

mental health break? you bet it did

What’s up everybody, what’s the move, are we doing Jan 6 or what

It just hit me that I have not shared Remy with bluesky yet. Anyways, here is the demonic spirit I call my dog. Her tongue is too big for her mouth.

pennies aren't really relevant to the modern economy so if we're going to keep making them they need some other practical purpose. so i propose we make it legal for pedestrians to huck them at cars committing traffic violations

you don't wanna know my beliefs, i think the moon controls your blood like the ocean and makes you act in ways

I need mutual aid but for people being nice to me and compliments

seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly

A few weeks ago, I was at a work event where the mayor gave a speech, and with his WHOLE CHEST he made up an anecdote about how there is a “tribe in Africa” where they don’t ask each other, “how are you?” but instead they ask, “how are the children?”

So yeah, I believe this.

It’s all shitposts here, every single one. I’m home again.