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If anyone is looking to scratch a high school/early college music nostalgia itch, I just realized the Cartel (Chroma 20 year anniversary tour) I bought a ticket to is a date that my family and I will be out of town. It’s October 4th.
August 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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It is Father’s Day so it’s time for me to tell a few stories about my dad
June 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Sister complained “I blame you for this big ribcage” one day and dad shot back “McDonalds gave you that big ribcage, don’t bring me into this”
June 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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How long do you think he waited before doing a bump off it
June 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I was not prepared for how unhinged kids content is. Like Elmo is dressed as Indiana Jones….but he’s also a chef…chasing a nose….to an avocado tree? All to teach the number seven? David Lynch would be proud.
June 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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You are angry with me on the internet. I am explaining this to you from my bathtub. We are not the same.
May 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Dude came into the bathroom at work, stood in front of the urinal for 30 seconds, then sighed and said “okay I tried” and walked out.
May 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Remembering Adam Yauch aka MCA

August 5, 1964 - May 4, 2012

Beastie Boys HD : Sabotage ( David Letterman ) - 1994

#hardcorepunk #hiphop #mca #adamyauch #beastieboys #history #punkrockhistory #otd
May 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Caleb Lohner told the Broncos a switch was "one of the best decisions I've ever made."

"I couldn't be more grateful for all the schools that I was at, but especially the University of Utah, their football program, the Whittinghams — coach Kyle and coach Freddie Whittingham."
April 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Nothing is more interesting to my dog than a person in the bathroom. What are they doing? Why can’t I come in? What’s going on? So many mysteries.
April 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Opening Bloomberg.com right now
April 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Imagine you’re stuck in space and the president has put this guy in charge of getting you home safely
BREAKING: Debris over the Bahamas after SpaceX Starship falls apart during test flight
March 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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💀💀💀💀💀💀
Saw this earlier
March 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Imagine telling them “this will be a musical someday”
333 years ago today, the Salem witch trials began.
March 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
theonion.com/tenth-c...
February 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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you can tell the people trying to gut the government have never had a real job because they landed on "one micromanaging email" as the thing that would break regular people
February 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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His will and testament I imagine
February 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Remember to have love in your heart and listen to at least one CD today
February 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
February 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Put In Purple Contact Lenses
theonion.com/anti-aging-m...
February 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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at last a perfect football team
the Giants don't have a single quarterback on their roster. never seen that before
February 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My wife got the kids a Valentine’s Day book. I love her.
February 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Spirit airlines is gonna be like “bringing a weapon onboard is $50 extra”
January 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Setting course
January 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM