Would watch enthusiastically

omg 🤣

"Neon Genesis Evangelion" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey racist tbh

Respectfully, no, no he does not.

And yet here you are, talking about it.

“Perfect is the enemy of good” is not a phrase that can be applied to *human rights* and it’s really disturbing how many people don’t understand that

bots bots bots

"friend"

*fell down the stairs while carrying garbage bins and bruised the hell out of my tailbone. I remember lying halfway down the stairs, flat on my back, covered in trash, thinking "this feels like a metaphor for something." Yes, you can laugh.

"Do you ever feel you're driven by a motor?"

No, motors are mechanical contraptions which output torque, I am an organic machine of meat and bone.

This is correct

I keep saying this!

Same. I actually breathed a sigh of relief. And then...

this seems fitting

“listen mandrake, i had to reply to a thread about bus stops with images of my penis. you ever seen a commie spam pics of his precious bodily essence? that’s right, you havent. they ask for consent first. even perverts like trotsky. communism is the greatest menace to my genitals in the free world.”

Oh now that's adorable.

Fair.

And I will purchase a case.