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Happy to be here looking for just normalcy in a sea of chaos
That slow-mo of George kittles Achilles was so hard to watch
January 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
That slow-mo of George kittles Achilles was so hard to watch
Carolina may be the best of the worst division but hold your heads high panthers, that was a great football game
January 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Carolina may be the best of the worst division but hold your heads high panthers, that was a great football game
As is our new tradition watching the Ted lasso Christmas episode from season 2 I just want to reiterate that Hannah Waddingham is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
As is our new tradition watching the Ted lasso Christmas episode from season 2 I just want to reiterate that Hannah Waddingham is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.
The true Christmas miracle today is that I actually slept in until 730 am as someone who constantly wakes up anywhere from 2-5 am
December 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The true Christmas miracle today is that I actually slept in until 730 am as someone who constantly wakes up anywhere from 2-5 am
As a hospitality industry worker the fact that once again I am Christmas Eve shopping for my wife should show you that I only excel under pressure.
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
As a hospitality industry worker the fact that once again I am Christmas Eve shopping for my wife should show you that I only excel under pressure.
What the actual fuck is this draw ceremony for fifa? I mean I know they are corrupt but WHAT THE FUCK?????? A PEACE AWARD?……. TO TRUMP??????????
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
What the actual fuck is this draw ceremony for fifa? I mean I know they are corrupt but WHAT THE FUCK?????? A PEACE AWARD?……. TO TRUMP??????????
No injuries but at least two days worth of hangover 🤮
A raccoon entered a liquor store in Virginia and drank his fill: rum, moonshine, even peanut butter whiskey. Then it passed out on the floor of the bathroom.
Don’t worry — he’s OK. trib.al/R3wXGbV
Don’t worry — he’s OK. trib.al/R3wXGbV
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
No injuries but at least two days worth of hangover 🤮
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Is it psychotic to peel twizzlers? Asking for myself
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Is it psychotic to peel twizzlers? Asking for myself
Happy Halloween Bluesky, one more day until you can finally start saying we will circle back to this in 2026
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Happy Halloween Bluesky, one more day until you can finally start saying we will circle back to this in 2026
110 pitches for snell in a losing game? God dam la hates their bullpen
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
110 pitches for snell in a losing game? God dam la hates their bullpen
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Game 3 of the World Series will continue until morale improves.
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Game 3 of the World Series will continue until morale improves.
George Springer just blacked out when he hit that home run.
October 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
George Springer just blacked out when he hit that home run.
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This is Ladora. She's a rescue dog who was just adopted after sharing her secret talent of being able to clap her ears. 13/10 👏 (TT: kshumanesociety)
October 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is Ladora. She's a rescue dog who was just adopted after sharing her secret talent of being able to clap her ears. 13/10 👏 (TT: kshumanesociety)
My wife: IS THAT BAD BUNNY AT THE YANKEES GAME?
October 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My wife: IS THAT BAD BUNNY AT THE YANKEES GAME?
Holy fuck the demon slayer movie was awesome! AKAZA did nothing wrong and your wrong if you think otherwise🤣🤣🤣
October 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Holy fuck the demon slayer movie was awesome! AKAZA did nothing wrong and your wrong if you think otherwise🤣🤣🤣
I’m happy the blue jays won, however if they wish to avoid the Toronto sports fan curse they need to go perfect all the way, without fail as soon as one loss happens the fan base goes into chronic panic and then the demons show up in the locker room
October 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I’m happy the blue jays won, however if they wish to avoid the Toronto sports fan curse they need to go perfect all the way, without fail as soon as one loss happens the fan base goes into chronic panic and then the demons show up in the locker room
Oh boy it’s that 24 hour period before the blue jays game where Toronto can stew and put themselves into a pregame nervous depression!!!!
October 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Oh boy it’s that 24 hour period before the blue jays game where Toronto can stew and put themselves into a pregame nervous depression!!!!
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Tonight, the adventure begins! I could not be more thrilled to embark on this epic journey with these amazing performers. The world of Aramán awaits, tune in tonight at 7pm PT for the premiere of Campaign 4 of Critical Role!
October 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Tonight, the adventure begins! I could not be more thrilled to embark on this epic journey with these amazing performers. The world of Aramán awaits, tune in tonight at 7pm PT for the premiere of Campaign 4 of Critical Role!
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Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.
October 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.
In celebration of going to LA next week I am now playing Dead Island 2
September 15, 2025 at 10:08 AM
In celebration of going to LA next week I am now playing Dead Island 2
Hey Purolator why are you telling me that since you missed me you’re going to drop it at the post office and then proceed to NOT FUCKING DO THAT?
August 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hey Purolator why are you telling me that since you missed me you’re going to drop it at the post office and then proceed to NOT FUCKING DO THAT?
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Puts on tinfoil hat*.
The Coldplay cheating couple was a plant by the us government to divert attention away from the Epstein debacle currently taking place😂😂😂
The Coldplay cheating couple was a plant by the us government to divert attention away from the Epstein debacle currently taking place😂😂😂
July 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Puts on tinfoil hat*.
The Coldplay cheating couple was a plant by the us government to divert attention away from the Epstein debacle currently taking place😂😂😂
The Coldplay cheating couple was a plant by the us government to divert attention away from the Epstein debacle currently taking place😂😂😂
Matthew’s apparently took that online slander to heart #leafsvspanthers
May 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Matthew’s apparently took that online slander to heart #leafsvspanthers