Lindar K. Greenwood
@lindarthebard.bsky.social
Trans Lesbian Orc Bardbarian, avid gamer, and head of Studio Thumpy Puppy. This is my personal account, so if you're looking for studio stuff you're in the wrong place. Also, this is not explicitly a NSFW account, but I am a grown-ass woman, so MINORS DNI.
In addition to this looking like a shit meal, I'm pretty sure this is AI. Look at the spoon going into the beans and the mat under the bowl.
December 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
In addition to this looking like a shit meal, I'm pretty sure this is AI. Look at the spoon going into the beans and the mat under the bowl.
I paid but actually msg/email me so I can pay you a real amount of money for work.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I paid but actually msg/email me so I can pay you a real amount of money for work.
(also shout-out to the fellow large gays who also vaguely orbit me)
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
(also shout-out to the fellow large gays who also vaguely orbit me)
Not to mention holy shit Aaron Paul has got RANGE.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Not to mention holy shit Aaron Paul has got RANGE.
Folks get one polite ask to calm down and act like adults and then I'm done. I'm too fucking narcoleptic to let anyone irritate me.
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Folks get one polite ask to calm down and act like adults and then I'm done. I'm too fucking narcoleptic to let anyone irritate me.
Honestly I feel that as well. I spent five years working on a video game soundtrack and after it was done I wrote the most self-indulgent metal album (DOOMTROID) because I was so tired of cinematic melancholic atmosphere. It's a mix of the original Metroid and Doom 2016.
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Honestly I feel that as well. I spent five years working on a video game soundtrack and after it was done I wrote the most self-indulgent metal album (DOOMTROID) because I was so tired of cinematic melancholic atmosphere. It's a mix of the original Metroid and Doom 2016.
You see, that's a good thing. You have SENSE. This is how you stay SAFE. Some people are like "oh hey let's go inside of the ocean" or some shit, and I hope they have fun inviting themselves into someone else's home unannounced, but you're not catching my fae ass doing that shit. Nope.
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
You see, that's a good thing. You have SENSE. This is how you stay SAFE. Some people are like "oh hey let's go inside of the ocean" or some shit, and I hope they have fun inviting themselves into someone else's home unannounced, but you're not catching my fae ass doing that shit. Nope.
Look, it's not weird if I, a masculine woman with a dick, want a feminine boyfriend with a pussy who is a foot shorter than me and has a voice deeper than mine. I have no qualms about that! I just need to know that I'm being perceived as gay at all times or I will wither away and die.
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Look, it's not weird if I, a masculine woman with a dick, want a feminine boyfriend with a pussy who is a foot shorter than me and has a voice deeper than mine. I have no qualms about that! I just need to know that I'm being perceived as gay at all times or I will wither away and die.
Look, I'm asking Very Important Questions here! Is it considered straight if I, a 6'4" butch woman, pick up a 5'2" femboy and set him down on my shoulders backwards so I can eat his pussy? It's a very simple question and yet the answer is very complicated.
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Look, I'm asking Very Important Questions here! Is it considered straight if I, a 6'4" butch woman, pick up a 5'2" femboy and set him down on my shoulders backwards so I can eat his pussy? It's a very simple question and yet the answer is very complicated.
The strings feel amazing and I'm definitely sticking with StringJoy from now on, but it's really highlighted how much I dislike my 8 string and how much I'm looking forward to my Halo Guitars custom coming in 2-3 months.
Maybe I'll end up selling my 8 string and ordering another custom. :/
Maybe I'll end up selling my 8 string and ordering another custom. :/
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The strings feel amazing and I'm definitely sticking with StringJoy from now on, but it's really highlighted how much I dislike my 8 string and how much I'm looking forward to my Halo Guitars custom coming in 2-3 months.
Maybe I'll end up selling my 8 string and ordering another custom. :/
Maybe I'll end up selling my 8 string and ordering another custom. :/
It's just silly…
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It's just silly…
One foot and another 10lbs absolutely made a difference. I can swing the mini around with a bit of effort, but the full takes a substantial amount of effort to even take a stance with.
So now my sister and I are going to run around in a nearby park swinging our giant swords like goobers.
So now my sister and I are going to run around in a nearby park swinging our giant swords like goobers.
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
One foot and another 10lbs absolutely made a difference. I can swing the mini around with a bit of effort, but the full takes a substantial amount of effort to even take a stance with.
So now my sister and I are going to run around in a nearby park swinging our giant swords like goobers.
So now my sister and I are going to run around in a nearby park swinging our giant swords like goobers.
I went with ex-con (but now I want to try roustabout). Turns out between inventive, lucky, and dumb you end up being able to cover a lot of critical skill checks with those instead.
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I went with ex-con (but now I want to try roustabout). Turns out between inventive, lucky, and dumb you end up being able to cover a lot of critical skill checks with those instead.