Lindar K. Greenwood
@lindarthebard.bsky.social
Trans Lesbian Orc Bardbarian, avid gamer, and head of Studio Thumpy Puppy. This is my personal account, so if you're looking for studio stuff you're in the wrong place. Also, this is not explicitly a NSFW account, but I am a grown-ass woman, so MINORS DNI.
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Pronoun update:
She/Her - 🤷♀️
They/Them - 😒
This/That - ⛰️👍
Dad - 🥸🥃
She/Her - 🤷♀️
They/Them - 😒
This/That - ⛰️👍
Dad - 🥸🥃
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
WHY DOES SHIT BREAK AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME???
Today I spent all day replacing shit, waiting in a busy store, and then replacing more shit, and I haven't gotten any recording done that I needed to do.
Today I spent all day replacing shit, waiting in a busy store, and then replacing more shit, and I haven't gotten any recording done that I needed to do.
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
WHY DOES SHIT BREAK AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME???
Today I spent all day replacing shit, waiting in a busy store, and then replacing more shit, and I haven't gotten any recording done that I needed to do.
Today I spent all day replacing shit, waiting in a busy store, and then replacing more shit, and I haven't gotten any recording done that I needed to do.
Wanna take a moment to remark on the post-chapter/game statistics and Y'ALL HAVE NO SENSE OF PROFESSIONALISM.
BLAZER IS YOUR IMMEDIATE SUPERVISOR AND VISI IS YOUR IMMEDIATE SUBORDINATE AND MENTEE. Y'ALL DEADASS LOOKING FOR A TRIP TO HR.
(I'm gonna replay and romance Visi, tho…)
#Dispatch
BLAZER IS YOUR IMMEDIATE SUPERVISOR AND VISI IS YOUR IMMEDIATE SUBORDINATE AND MENTEE. Y'ALL DEADASS LOOKING FOR A TRIP TO HR.
(I'm gonna replay and romance Visi, tho…)
#Dispatch
Dispatch has been probably my favorite game this year and it was just a TV show with some dialogue choices and QTEs with a little break to play a management sim in each episode.
Genuinely an amazing story, so glad old-school Telltale is back as AdHoc, and Critical Role being involved was stellar.
Genuinely an amazing story, so glad old-school Telltale is back as AdHoc, and Critical Role being involved was stellar.
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Wanna take a moment to remark on the post-chapter/game statistics and Y'ALL HAVE NO SENSE OF PROFESSIONALISM.
BLAZER IS YOUR IMMEDIATE SUPERVISOR AND VISI IS YOUR IMMEDIATE SUBORDINATE AND MENTEE. Y'ALL DEADASS LOOKING FOR A TRIP TO HR.
(I'm gonna replay and romance Visi, tho…)
#Dispatch
BLAZER IS YOUR IMMEDIATE SUPERVISOR AND VISI IS YOUR IMMEDIATE SUBORDINATE AND MENTEE. Y'ALL DEADASS LOOKING FOR A TRIP TO HR.
(I'm gonna replay and romance Visi, tho…)
#Dispatch
Actually extremely important life advice and how I live my life. You cannot please everyone, so optimize for the people you want to have around and anyone else can go jump in a lake. 👍
🐻 Saw a post about death of the audience, as in, you can't and in fact should not try to account for every single random poster's opinion on whatever you're sharing. Obviously it will take more work to integrate it but it helps a bit with moral OCD to at least try understanding
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Actually extremely important life advice and how I live my life. You cannot please everyone, so optimize for the people you want to have around and anyone else can go jump in a lake. 👍
Somehow weird shit keeps happening to me that is really cool and this is confirmation that if you keep doing the dumb shit that you're passionate about then tiny gay people will flock to you.
Thank you, tiny gay people. You are all so gay and so small, and I appreciate you.
Thank you, tiny gay people. You are all so gay and so small, and I appreciate you.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Somehow weird shit keeps happening to me that is really cool and this is confirmation that if you keep doing the dumb shit that you're passionate about then tiny gay people will flock to you.
Thank you, tiny gay people. You are all so gay and so small, and I appreciate you.
Thank you, tiny gay people. You are all so gay and so small, and I appreciate you.
Dispatch has been probably my favorite game this year and it was just a TV show with some dialogue choices and QTEs with a little break to play a management sim in each episode.
Genuinely an amazing story, so glad old-school Telltale is back as AdHoc, and Critical Role being involved was stellar.
Genuinely an amazing story, so glad old-school Telltale is back as AdHoc, and Critical Role being involved was stellar.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Dispatch has been probably my favorite game this year and it was just a TV show with some dialogue choices and QTEs with a little break to play a management sim in each episode.
Genuinely an amazing story, so glad old-school Telltale is back as AdHoc, and Critical Role being involved was stellar.
Genuinely an amazing story, so glad old-school Telltale is back as AdHoc, and Critical Role being involved was stellar.
Had an NES, then a Sega Genesis, then I played Ocarina of Time and special-interested too hard. After a decade of burning myself out in tech I got lucky and scored a decently popular game, and then my estranged dad died and left me some investin' money. I'm too disabled to do anything else now. 👍
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Had an NES, then a Sega Genesis, then I played Ocarina of Time and special-interested too hard. After a decade of burning myself out in tech I got lucky and scored a decently popular game, and then my estranged dad died and left me some investin' money. I'm too disabled to do anything else now. 👍
Fuck's sake… I'm so glad I finally resumed therapy because it's after 1am and I'm posting about eight string guitars and transmasc femboys instead of sleeping. Clearly there is something the fuck wrong with me.
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Fuck's sake… I'm so glad I finally resumed therapy because it's after 1am and I'm posting about eight string guitars and transmasc femboys instead of sleeping. Clearly there is something the fuck wrong with me.
In addition to my gender destabilizing, I have recently discovered transmasc femboys, and I have very confused and horny feelings about this as a self-identified lesbian.
Taking "Are femboys gay?" and flipping it around to ask the much more important "Are femboys straight?" and I just don't know.
Taking "Are femboys gay?" and flipping it around to ask the much more important "Are femboys straight?" and I just don't know.
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 AM
In addition to my gender destabilizing, I have recently discovered transmasc femboys, and I have very confused and horny feelings about this as a self-identified lesbian.
Taking "Are femboys gay?" and flipping it around to ask the much more important "Are femboys straight?" and I just don't know.
Taking "Are femboys gay?" and flipping it around to ask the much more important "Are femboys straight?" and I just don't know.
Okay so a 95 on the low E of my 8 string might be a touch excessive, but to really know I need to readjust a bunch of shit since I put on some StringJoy bottom-heavy mediums and it threw off the neck tension and intonation. (Also the 95 was a special order.)
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Okay so a 95 on the low E of my 8 string might be a touch excessive, but to really know I need to readjust a bunch of shit since I put on some StringJoy bottom-heavy mediums and it threw off the neck tension and intonation. (Also the 95 was a special order.)
So I bought my sister a mini and I got the full-size for myself, and one shipped faster (the mini), which we thought was mine at first until I checked the shipping info. As someone who has actually used a zweihander the mini (5' 10lbs) isn't too obscene, and then *mine* showed up today.
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November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
So I bought my sister a mini and I got the full-size for myself, and one shipped faster (the mini), which we thought was mine at first until I checked the shipping info. As someone who has actually used a zweihander the mini (5' 10lbs) isn't too obscene, and then *mine* showed up today.
Pronoun update:
She/Her - 🤷♀️
They/Them - 😒
This/That - ⛰️👍
Dad - 🥸🥃
She/Her - 🤷♀️
They/Them - 😒
This/That - ⛰️👍
Dad - 🥸🥃
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Pronoun update:
She/Her - 🤷♀️
They/Them - 😒
This/That - ⛰️👍
Dad - 🥸🥃
She/Her - 🤷♀️
They/Them - 😒
This/That - ⛰️👍
Dad - 🥸🥃
Finally got a new therapist, a gay man in his 40s, so we had a session 0 and we got along wonderfully.
I've actually started going on dates again and they've been with very sweet, fun, attractive people, but something in my gut is telling me sex is bad and I will get hurt, even though in some sense I am experiencing sexual attraction.
>.> My current therapist kinda sucks and I'm on a waiting list.
>.> My current therapist kinda sucks and I'm on a waiting list.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Finally got a new therapist, a gay man in his 40s, so we had a session 0 and we got along wonderfully.
I was out at the bar with the girls, invited her to come along, and she responded by telling me she isn't interested in dating me. 🤣
Honestly that's fair; I'm a mess and I'm not really in the right place for dating.
Honestly that's fair; I'm a mess and I'm not really in the right place for dating.
We had amazing chemistry. Woo!
Woo I have a fucking date with a whole-ass woman around my own age on Friday this is so wild considering how young the dating scene skews and how fucking tired I am of girls in their 20s.
Give me a bitch in her early 40s with a big ass and a reasonable bed time. Damn.
Give me a bitch in her early 40s with a big ass and a reasonable bed time. Damn.
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I was out at the bar with the girls, invited her to come along, and she responded by telling me she isn't interested in dating me. 🤣
Honestly that's fair; I'm a mess and I'm not really in the right place for dating.
Honestly that's fair; I'm a mess and I'm not really in the right place for dating.
I'm trying to build some new furniture so I decided to turn on the big light in the living room for the first time and ended up flash banging myself so hard I got a migraine, in the commotion something heavy got knocked over and scared the shit out of me, and then a minute later I stepped on a screw
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm trying to build some new furniture so I decided to turn on the big light in the living room for the first time and ended up flash banging myself so hard I got a migraine, in the commotion something heavy got knocked over and scared the shit out of me, and then a minute later I stepped on a screw
While I am enjoying Outer Worlds 2 more than I expected, and while I find the factions a way more interesting premise than something like Skyrim, I am honestly really sick of the western RPG cliche of "Faction A kicks dogs, but Faction B kicks cats! WHICH ONE WILL YOU SIDE WITH?".
Bro neither.
Bro neither.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
While I am enjoying Outer Worlds 2 more than I expected, and while I find the factions a way more interesting premise than something like Skyrim, I am honestly really sick of the western RPG cliche of "Faction A kicks dogs, but Faction B kicks cats! WHICH ONE WILL YOU SIDE WITH?".
Bro neither.
Bro neither.
After fucking almost nonstop for three years I have taken a break and developed a huge amount of anxiety around the idea of sex or any kind of romantic/sexual intimacy because it turns out using sex as a coping mechanism and in turn being repeatedly objectified or betrayed has left me with trauma.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
After fucking almost nonstop for three years I have taken a break and developed a huge amount of anxiety around the idea of sex or any kind of romantic/sexual intimacy because it turns out using sex as a coping mechanism and in turn being repeatedly objectified or betrayed has left me with trauma.
Reposted by Lindar K. Greenwood
Mark your calendars.
November 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Mark your calendars.
Also in talks to have a local college orchestra perform my music, so that's exciting.
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Also in talks to have a local college orchestra perform my music, so that's exciting.
Just had lunch with someone who was the gender-opposite of me (in a queer way) and we autism'd hard about so much interesting stuff. I am very excited to possibly have a new friend.
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just had lunch with someone who was the gender-opposite of me (in a queer way) and we autism'd hard about so much interesting stuff. I am very excited to possibly have a new friend.
Studio is basically set up and ready to go!
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Studio is basically set up and ready to go!
I'm honestly so excited to get my studio functional again.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm honestly so excited to get my studio functional again.
I bought too many new toys for the studio and none of them have arrived yet so I'm just O___O at my email inbox waiting for updates.
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I bought too many new toys for the studio and none of them have arrived yet so I'm just O___O at my email inbox waiting for updates.
I'm a *Californian* and I didn't even realize Prop 50 passed because I was so fucking hype for Mamdani winning. I unclenched my entire soul for one glorious moment.
November 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I'm a *Californian* and I didn't even realize Prop 50 passed because I was so fucking hype for Mamdani winning. I unclenched my entire soul for one glorious moment.