Lindar K. Greenwood
@lindarthebard.bsky.social
Trans Lesbian Orc Bardbarian, avid gamer, and head of Studio Thumpy Puppy. This is my personal account, so if you're looking for studio stuff you're in the wrong place. Also, this is not explicitly a NSFW account, but I am a grown-ass woman, so MINORS DNI.
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
December 1, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
It's just silly…
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It's just silly…
Studio is basically set up and ready to go!
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Studio is basically set up and ready to go!
I'm honestly so excited to get my studio functional again.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm honestly so excited to get my studio functional again.
Also from my sister: "Literal pink tax."
October 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Also from my sister: "Literal pink tax."
Honestly it's just nice to see rainbow capitalism happening outside of June.
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
March 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Honestly it's just nice to see rainbow capitalism happening outside of June.
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
One of these is obviously horny and the other looks like a very detailed action figure and I invite you to meditate on this fact.
Someone @ Hugo Martin so I can explain what sex is to this man, because clearly he's never woken up from a nightmare with a stiffy before.
Someone @ Hugo Martin so I can explain what sex is to this man, because clearly he's never woken up from a nightmare with a stiffy before.
March 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
One of these is obviously horny and the other looks like a very detailed action figure and I invite you to meditate on this fact.
Someone @ Hugo Martin so I can explain what sex is to this man, because clearly he's never woken up from a nightmare with a stiffy before.
Someone @ Hugo Martin so I can explain what sex is to this man, because clearly he's never woken up from a nightmare with a stiffy before.
Woooo… GotY in the first 30 minutes.
(I'll check back in an hour, I guess.)
(I'll check back in an hour, I guess.)
February 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Woooo… GotY in the first 30 minutes.
(I'll check back in an hour, I guess.)
(I'll check back in an hour, I guess.)
Someone (white) bitch threw out my lapchong because she thought it was rotten so I'm cooking linguiça in liaojiu, fish sauce, and dark soy with garlic and onions.
(Would have been better with lapchong or chicken katsu, but I'm already making a big fucking todo with Japanese curry so fuck that.)
(Would have been better with lapchong or chicken katsu, but I'm already making a big fucking todo with Japanese curry so fuck that.)
February 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Someone (white) bitch threw out my lapchong because she thought it was rotten so I'm cooking linguiça in liaojiu, fish sauce, and dark soy with garlic and onions.
(Would have been better with lapchong or chicken katsu, but I'm already making a big fucking todo with Japanese curry so fuck that.)
(Would have been better with lapchong or chicken katsu, but I'm already making a big fucking todo with Japanese curry so fuck that.)
It's beer and curry night, and I'm listening to Ashnikko, Damag3, Changeline, and a few others.
Recommend more queer rap please!
Recommend more queer rap please!
February 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It's beer and curry night, and I'm listening to Ashnikko, Damag3, Changeline, and a few others.
Recommend more queer rap please!
Recommend more queer rap please!
I guess they put words on these SweetTarts for Valentine's Day, and they didn't run this past a 13yo first, so here we are.
(For context, the reverse has some arbitrary "opposite" on each, the "head" one having "heart" its opposite.
(For context, the reverse has some arbitrary "opposite" on each, the "head" one having "heart" its opposite.
February 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I guess they put words on these SweetTarts for Valentine's Day, and they didn't run this past a 13yo first, so here we are.
(For context, the reverse has some arbitrary "opposite" on each, the "head" one having "heart" its opposite.
(For context, the reverse has some arbitrary "opposite" on each, the "head" one having "heart" its opposite.
My bestie just randomly quoted Chain of Command at me ("There are four lights!") and my reply was simply…
February 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My bestie just randomly quoted Chain of Command at me ("There are four lights!") and my reply was simply…
What does it say about me that I think 2019 and 2020 are cuter than 2021? Like… go off queen, but it's not my thing.
(Probably doesn't help that I was the regular booty-call of a girl who looked exactly like 2020 and she was a lot more fun than girls who look like 2021.)
(Probably doesn't help that I was the regular booty-call of a girl who looked exactly like 2020 and she was a lot more fun than girls who look like 2021.)
January 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What does it say about me that I think 2019 and 2020 are cuter than 2021? Like… go off queen, but it's not my thing.
(Probably doesn't help that I was the regular booty-call of a girl who looked exactly like 2020 and she was a lot more fun than girls who look like 2021.)
(Probably doesn't help that I was the regular booty-call of a girl who looked exactly like 2020 and she was a lot more fun than girls who look like 2021.)
Lindar, Elven Bard
[🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]
*falls to the ground and radically transforms a la OoT Ganondorf*
Lindar, Orcish Bardbarian
[🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥]
[🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]
*falls to the ground and radically transforms a la OoT Ganondorf*
Lindar, Orcish Bardbarian
[🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥]
![[ouroborosorder]
oh so when the final boss's phase transitions, gamers love it, but when I, a trans woman,
[meeblo]
I support every trans woman's right to have their health bar dramatically refill accompanied by flashy VFX and the name above the hp bar changing.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ynhda3zwnspusjn65g6g7phq/bafkreicyieotiwmgq6xqwfc5otx7nlqc2z3gnafmrl6c6ye6f7c4a3ql6u@jpeg)
December 17, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Lindar, Elven Bard
[🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]
*falls to the ground and radically transforms a la OoT Ganondorf*
Lindar, Orcish Bardbarian
[🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥]
[🟥⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]
*falls to the ground and radically transforms a la OoT Ganondorf*
Lindar, Orcish Bardbarian
[🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥]
You know you're doing something right as a person when you're 37 years old but you give your sister (also 37) an update on how her stuffie is getting along with the others in your care.
Growing up doesn't mean you have to lose your imagination, it just means you have more responsibilities.
Growing up doesn't mean you have to lose your imagination, it just means you have more responsibilities.
December 5, 2024 at 4:15 AM
You know you're doing something right as a person when you're 37 years old but you give your sister (also 37) an update on how her stuffie is getting along with the others in your care.
Growing up doesn't mean you have to lose your imagination, it just means you have more responsibilities.
Growing up doesn't mean you have to lose your imagination, it just means you have more responsibilities.
Get you a bestie like mine.
![Bestie: also his penis is very nice
Me: YOUR penis is very nice (side note: this a running gag we have where we restate something accusatorily).
Bestie: 😯
Bestie: ? [A picture of her hand holding a decently girthy solid black dildo.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ynhda3zwnspusjn65g6g7phq/bafkreibayrvwtppc2muzzlldjvwadqymlb2dbfj42h55v4dzd226a34tdm@jpeg)
![Me: "Damn! Nice cock!" (referencing a meme audio)
Bestie: yes
Me: What do you think of my cock? [A picture of a rooster made of shaped and painted pieces of sheet metal.]
Bestie: that's a beautiful cock
Me: Thank you.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ynhda3zwnspusjn65g6g7phq/bafkreif5zvgj5izqudrm46txmqejcmp33csjrt5lusev3pbopznnsvefca@jpeg)
November 28, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Get you a bestie like mine.
Get you a bestie who you can be a useless lesbian around.
November 26, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Get you a bestie who you can be a useless lesbian around.
Now obviously it's an RGB phone screen, so it's not perfect, but like… this looks wrong?
The wavelengths shorter than 450nm don't look like that when looking at the output of a prism, there's one more color even shorter than that, and the "red" depicted looks like it stops short as well?
The wavelengths shorter than 450nm don't look like that when looking at the output of a prism, there's one more color even shorter than that, and the "red" depicted looks like it stops short as well?
November 6, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Now obviously it's an RGB phone screen, so it's not perfect, but like… this looks wrong?
The wavelengths shorter than 450nm don't look like that when looking at the output of a prism, there's one more color even shorter than that, and the "red" depicted looks like it stops short as well?
The wavelengths shorter than 450nm don't look like that when looking at the output of a prism, there's one more color even shorter than that, and the "red" depicted looks like it stops short as well?